You are doing nothing of value when you hear a sound ringing throughout the sun before you're knocked unconscious.
As your intelligence is shunted halfway into the spirit world, you hear the distressingly familiar voice of Zog'orgogog, who explains the situation.
A psychic imprint of SandraWhite laid out a theory of "Torbs", immense nodes of concentrated reality that each planet possesses 9 of, 4 red Torbs, 3 white torbs, 0 black torbs and 1 blue torb. Torbs control the fate of the entire world, data from observing one for even a second can be worth billions of dollars. Most lifeforms cannot control Torbs because they lack a Joingus. However, Earthly vertebrates evolved from a common Joingus-possessing ancestor. This allowed for the golden age of Dragonkind for millions of years before they were defeated by the Tzitzimimeh.
The Cold Ones have spent much time fighting
against the Cool Ones with the specific goal of obtaining a Torb so that they can ensure that the complex processes keeping the Great Ones asleep end. If this happens, then the Earth may become so cold that it achieves a negative temperature in degrees kelvin, ensuring that Cold Ones achieve a oneness beyond totality. As a side effect, Earth will enter what is effectively a state of supernova.
How do you handle this situation?
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