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Achieve It! (Diesel0307 Remake)

Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
edited June 2017 in Playground
This is a remake of a remake, but as the others kept dying, I figured I would make one to keep the game alive.

You start off as the rank -Human-. This rank can do anything a normal Human can, but as you gain more achievements you will rank up!

You are in what looks like a room of a castle, with brick walls, stone floor, and some lanterns. You can see a door made of steel, and it has a shiny green doorknob. The door has a sign saying "GO AWAY!".

What you want to do is get as many achievements possible. Once you get an achievement, no one else can get it (not including Combo Achievements).

Stats: HERE

Begin ACHIEVING!
I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
Stat page for game: Stats

I was dead for a while...
Post edited by Diesel0307 on

Comments

  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I urinate on the walls
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,155 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I rub the lantern into the door knob, the green color makes it a Green Lantern!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ReepileReepile Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
    Ooh I like these games
    Push one of the bricks as if it's a secret button to a secret lair
    whats wrongwith me
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    edited June 2017
    maindog said:

    I urinate on the walls

    The urine gets somehow absorbed into the bricks, and the bricks somehow grow larger, and turn yellow.

    Achivement get: Sponge Bricks?

    I rub the lantern into the door knob, the green color makes it a Green Lantern!

    The lantern is now green, and shoots fire everywhere. Congratulations! You burned your face.

    Achievement get: Fire Face
    Reepile said:

    Ooh I like these games
    Push one of the bricks as if it's a secret button to a secret lair

    You push a lot of bricks until one gets pushed in. It gets pushed in so far, you can't see it. Then somehow it gets pushed back in.

    Achievement get: Funky Bricks
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • ReepileReepile Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2017
    Flip the sign upside down!
    will there ever be a different room for achieving or is it limited to this one?
    whats wrongwith me
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,155 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I burn the door
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Reepile said:

    Flip the sign upside down!

    will there ever be a different room for achieving or is it limited to this one?
    The sign starts shaking, and keeps shaking. Doesn't seem like it will stop. A new sign appears saying "DON'T DO THAT". (And yes, there will be. I'm making things up as we go along.)

    Achievement get: DON'T DO THAT

    I burn the door

    You set the door on fire, it doesn't burn but turns red. It seems if it were touched, it would disintegrate.

    Achievement get: Multi-Colored
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,155 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I punch the door
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭

    I punch the door

    You punch it, as soon as contact was made, the door was gone.
    Behind the door you see a man standing with balloons.

    Achievement get: What the hell?
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • ReepileReepile Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
    Mine the stone floor with a pickaxe and see what is below
    whats wrongwith me
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Reepile said:

    Mine the stone floor with a pickaxe and see what is below

    I'm sorry, you do not have a pickaxe.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • ReepileReepile Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
    Oh, then I lick the stone floor
    whats wrongwith me
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Barrel through the nearest window. FUCK YO DOORS
    don'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisname
    ---
    S̸o͠undclo̧҉͞u͏̷d
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,155 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I punch the balloons
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Reepile said:

    Oh, then I lick the stone floor

    You do this, you get tons of little pebbles stuck to your tongue.

    Achievement get: Rocky Tounge

    Barrel through the nearest window. FUCK YO DOORS

    You try to do this, but you hit a wall and break your neck and die. Respawn!

    Achievement get: I Didn't Want To Live Anyway

    I punch the balloons

    The man gets very sad, and cries. So much in fact that a puddle forms.

    Achievement get: You Monster...
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I shit on the nice floor.
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Take the sign and start spinning it.
    don'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisname
    ---
    S̸o͠undclo̧҉͞u͏̷d
  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,267 ✭✭✭
    (diesel i, not to sound rude, ask you to please not remake a game the is currently running. It is alive and well, i was just on vacation recently....)
    I am currently alive, as i was dead.....
    to those who knew me IM BACK! BABY!
    to those who never met me.... hi?
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    (diesel i, not to sound rude, ask you to please not remake a game the is currently running. It is alive and well, i was just on vacation recently....)

    To be fair, even when you're here updates are rare. I rarely saw your Achieve It thread when you were constantly replying to AC.
    don'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisname
    ---
    S̸o͠undclo̧҉͞u͏̷d
  • ReepileReepile Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
    Pull the doorknob out and see if it extends
    whats wrongwith me
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    maindog said:

    I shit on the nice floor.

    Gross...

    Achievement get: Gross...

    Take the sign and start spinning it.

    You start spinning it, it doesn't stop spinning. A disco ball appears and some dubstep music starts playing.

    Achievement get: Secret Party!
    Reepile said:

    Pull the doorknob out and see if it extends

    You pull the doorknob out and it just falls out. A small fist comes through and punches you in the gut. Then a new doorknob made of blue metal comes into place.

    Achievement get: Gut Pain

    (@McJagger I made this game because the other one was rarely updated and it wasn't really running anymore)
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Member Posts: 793 ✭✭✭
    I eat the wall.
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,155 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I punch the man
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Quit this useless tomfoolery and just open the door.
    don'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisnamedon'tsayhisname
    ---
    S̸o͠undclo̧҉͞u͏̷d
  • ReepileReepile Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
    Rub the blue doorknob until my hands get sweaty
    whats wrongwith me
  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,267 ✭✭✭

    McJagger said:

    (diesel i, not to sound rude, ask you to please not remake a game the is currently running. It is alive and well, i was just on vacation recently....)

    To be fair, even when you're here updates are rare. I rarely saw your Achieve It thread when you were constantly replying to AC.
    still in the rules of the playground it says to be original, and not copy other running games, and i was active alot when i was starting out, then i got distracted, and its alive.
    I am currently alive, as i was dead.....
    to those who knew me IM BACK! BABY!
    to those who never met me.... hi?
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