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Dashnet RPG (Dashnet's Greatest Forum Game of All Time)

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  • KhalidPlaysKhalidPlays Member Posts: 618 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I give him a coupon that says 30% off and enter the cave with my battle axe ready
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I take a swing at the dog with my battleaxe
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    I'll realise I was one of the last people to finish and hurry up, jogging to the rest of the crowd. I was probably just daydreaming about slimes that actually pose a threat, as 90% of all living things are probably just slimes {citation needed}

    Nah, more like 25% of all visible creatures are slimes.

    You sprint towards the fort, and start eating breakfast... a guy hollers the breakfast's name, something like "liquid carrot with radish fuck" or whatever, but it doesn't make a difference, everything here looks like drool...

    You see a few people talking around you, about a monster spotted near this fort or something... just as you were going to join, the general shouts
    "BREAKFAST TIME IS UP! WE GOT A BATTLE! WE WERE ATTACKED BY DARK ARMIES! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONRY AND TAKE YOUR POSITIONS! DEFENSE POSITIONS, PEOPLE!"
    Idler said:

    I will prepare myself some important things before I set out to the first fight. Like putting in order my house, doing breakfast, etc... And if I don't do breakfast then I cannot fight!

    You make yourself some scrambled eggs and eat it with bread, then you arrange some objects in the house and polish your Gauntlets... you are now ready to take off, but also... your mailbox seems to be full.

    I give him a coupon that says 30% off and enter the cave with my battle axe ready

    You head to the cave...

    You pass by the woods, as you walk... a wolf attacks!

    Wild Wolf: 16/16

    I take a swing at the dog with my battleaxe

    You chop his leg off... -12 HP
    the dog bites your foot. -7 HP

    Dog: 12/24
    You: 18/25
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Slash through the slime once more.
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I swing at the middle of the dog's body, and block his attacks with my shield.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Slash through the slime once more.

    You kill the Slime!
    Loot:
    2 Slime balls
    1 health potion

    I swing at the middle of the dog's body, and block his attacks with my shield.

    You tear him down, it gets bloody... success!

    "Good job, you gained XP now... want to train more?"
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Well, I'll do the same attack to the second slime!
    I love fighting generic enemies.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Pocket everything.

    "Maybe I can figure out how to turn the slime balls into a sort of adhesive and sell it for a profit," I decide, before looking for more things.
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    "Let's get 2 dogs at once!"
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Lefian said:

    Well, I'll do the same attack to the second slime!
    I love fighting generic enemies.

    You kill it!
    Loot:
    Slime ball

    Pocket everything.

    "Maybe I can figure out how to turn the slime balls into a sort of adhesive and sell it for a profit," I decide, before looking for more things.

    You continue walking... you encounter a wolf!

    Wild Wolf: 18/18
    You: 18/25

    "Let's get 2 dogs at once!"

    "Now we're talking!"
    He lets two dogs go

    Dog: 20/20
    Dog: 20/20
    You: 2525
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I perform a spin attack on the wolf.
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Yay... a slime ball.
    I return to the home and eat a meat pie in hopes of replenishing lost health.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I hold my shield in the direction of the closest dog, and slash at the other one with my battleaxe.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    I perform a spin attack on the wolf.

    You spin attack him, his tail falls off!
    He bites you.
    You: 11/25
    Wolf: 9/18
    Lefian said:

    Yay... a slime ball.
    I return to the home and eat a meat pie in hopes of replenishing lost health.

    You eat the last meat pie, you are well now...
    You hear bush rustling in the fields...

    I hold my shield in the direction of the closest dog, and slash at the other one with my battleaxe.

    Dog falls down! -12 HP
    Dog bites you. -6 HP
    Dog scratches you. -5 HP

    You: 14/25
    Dog: 8/20
    Dog: 20/20
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I shield bash the wolf, hoping to stun him and damage him so I can finish him off.
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    I shield bash the wolf, hoping to stun him and damage him so I can finish him off.

    I shield bash the wolf, hoping to stun him and damage him so I can finish him off.

    Wild Wolf: 4/25 (STUN)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Give him the coupe de grace.
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Perform a spin attack on the dogs, while protecting myself.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Cautiously don my nunchakus and search the bush.
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  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,964 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    I'll realise I was one of the last people to finish and hurry up, jogging to the rest of the crowd. I was probably just daydreaming about slimes that actually pose a threat, as 90% of all living things are probably just slimes {citation needed}

    Nah, more like 25% of all visible creatures are slimes.

    You sprint towards the fort, and start eating breakfast... a guy hollers the breakfast's name, something like "liquid carrot with radish fuck" or whatever, but it doesn't make a difference, everything here looks like drool...

    You see a few people talking around you, about a monster spotted near this fort or something... just as you were going to join, the general shouts
    "BREAKFAST TIME IS UP! WE GOT A BATTLE! WE WERE ATTACKED BY DARK ARMIES! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONRY AND TAKE YOUR POSITIONS! DEFENSE POSITIONS, PEOPLE!"
    Finally, something exciting, I say to myself. Quickly running to my assigned location, and start doing defensive protocols, assuming the black people will probably be brutally wrecked on the other side of the keep (I'm just assuming there's some sort of defense here)
    What's a sig btw
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Milord.", I say, bowing, then moving to my assigned position.
    It's a prized spot, in my opinion. I can see most of the chamber from here, and I have enough room to maneuver should any lunatic brute walk past those doors. Not that the Emperor would ever be in any danger, royal guard or not, but it would taint our name if His Majesty had to take matters into his own hands.

    Then again, not one person would be able to get this far if they meant business, and we would hear of an army long before they see the palace, let alone invade it.
    Really, me and the other 5 guards are in this room mostly for formalities. Being here gives off an imposing air of order, and that's what matters.

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Give him the coupe de grace.

    Wait.. the wait wet what?

    Perform a spin attack on the dogs, while protecting myself.

    You kill a dog!
    Dog bites you.

    You: 6/25
    Dog: 20/20
    Lefian said:

    Cautiously don my nunchakus and search the bush.

    What nunchukas?
    You go outside.., and only find a package in the bushes
    There is a note on it;
    "Early Bird Item Package; Open with Care"

    I'll realise I was one of the last people to finish and hurry up, jogging to the rest of the crowd. I was probably just daydreaming about slimes that actually pose a threat, as 90% of all living things are probably just slimes {citation needed}

    Nah, more like 25% of all visible creatures are slimes.

    You sprint towards the fort, and start eating breakfast... a guy hollers the breakfast's name, something like "liquid carrot with radish fuck" or whatever, but it doesn't make a difference, everything here looks like drool...

    You see a few people talking around you, about a monster spotted near this fort or something... just as you were going to join, the general shouts
    "BREAKFAST TIME IS UP! WE GOT A BATTLE! WE WERE ATTACKED BY DARK ARMIES! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONRY AND TAKE YOUR POSITIONS! DEFENSE POSITIONS, PEOPLE!"
    Finally, something exciting, I say to myself. Quickly running to my assigned location, and start doing defensive protocols, assuming the black people will probably be brutally wrecked on the other side of the keep (I'm just assuming there's some sort of defense here)
    You stand there... just waiting, it's not as exciting as you think...

    Almost half an hour later, you hear a shout from a man, he's not a general, he's a field marshal, the highest position in the army...
    "Soldiers! The army is having a bad time fighting! I know some of you are fighting for the first time, but we gotta move to attack position! ALL SOLDIERS MOVE FORWARD AND BATTLE THE ENEMY!"
    Vini said:

    "Milord.", I say, bowing, then moving to my assigned position.
    It's a prized spot, in my opinion. I can see most of the chamber from here, and I have enough room to maneuver should any lunatic brute walk past those doors. Not that the Emperor would ever be in any danger, royal guard or not, but it would taint our name if His Majesty had to take matters into his own hands.

    Then again, not one person would be able to get this far if they meant business, and we would hear of an army long before they see the palace, let alone invade it.
    Really, me and the other 5 guards are in this room mostly for formalities. Being here gives off an imposing air of order, and that's what matters.

    You take your position, the whole day passes without anything important happening... besides a few fans getting autographs from the emperor (since when do they even do that!?) and a man who entered and told him of a 3 meter long and 15 meter far flood that destroyed exactly 12 corn cobs and a puppy...
    At night, you return to your home... and find the mailbox to contain something. Check it now?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Coupe de grace means "killing blow."

    I knew that and I'm a dumbass(admittedly).
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Coupe de grace means "killing blow."

    I knew that and I'm a dumbass(admittedly).

    Well, I'm not a French toast.
    You destroy him completely, it will take years to clean this blood...

    Loot:
    wolf tail (could be sold?)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Skin the corpse, too. Wolf pelts are valuable, rite?
    Afraid to remember what you had made.
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, right. Mail. The Emperor did say I was to receive a letter.
    Didn't he also say something about it being my last day as Royal Guard? Or was it the man reporting a dog lost to flood?
    I sigh, knowing that as much as I pay attention to every word spoken within those walls, if it really can not be considered a threat, I'll forget it at the end of the day.

    I take the letter and enter my apartment, checking on the egg I left there earlier.
    "... Wait. Egg?"

    That's right. I was sent an egg this morning.
    I stare at the shell. It's roughly half the size of my head.
    It still has the same shape as before. Well, if it didn't hatch yet...
    I gather some wood for the fireplace and open the letter.

  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    Right, lol, confused the other forum game with this one.
    Open the Early Bird Package!
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  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,964 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    You stand there... just waiting, it's not as exciting as you think...

    Almost half an hour later, you hear a shout from a man, he's not a general, he's a field marshal, the highest position in the army...
    "Soldiers! The army is having a bad time fighting! I know some of you are fighting for the first time, but we gotta move to attack position! ALL SOLDIERS MOVE FORWARD AND BATTLE THE ENEMY!"

    (trimming the quote was too fucking hard, you should really do it yourself)
    I'll meta-cringe them till they're dead.

    I'll advance with my squadron, Ready for any ambushes and such. Once they are in sight, I'll go more offensive.
    What's a sig btw
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Hold down the dog with my shield and slice him right in half!
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I'll come along happily, and practice my Shroud of Darkness along the way.
    e^i*π=-1
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