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Dashnet RPG (Dashnet's Greatest Forum Game of All Time)

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  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    let's see my profits so far first.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I check the store, see if there is anything of use

    You look in, nothing too interesting, but there is an interesting dagger here called Angelic Dagger, it boosts attack by over 50 and it costs 1 gold 90 silver, after a discount while it costs normally 5 gold
    Just as you were remembering that you have no money, you see a poster by some sleeping man, it says “Buying Lily’s Neck, 100 gold offer.” and drawn on the poster is a necklace that looks just like the one you found earlier... you can sell it, but it would be better to first ask the sleeping man about the necklace because it may be worth keeping

    There is also a red egg nearby, written on it is “Volcanic Dragon Egg — Extremely Rare Kind” that’s costs 16 gold coins

    There is also a “Nimbletree’s Mask”, it is a ninja mask that greatly enhances your senses and costs 8 gold and 40 silver

    Lastly of your interest, there is a black egg that says “Coal Golem Egg — extremely durable” which comes with a new bullet handgun, together the offer costs 15 gold

    E. I AM the boss.

    You lacked much willpower and imagination to take control, but you managed to make the ground disappear and got more time of air

    “IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO? LATENING YOUR DEATH DOESNT MAKE IT LESS PAINFUL!”

    A new ground appears in your line of sight, it is made of rough steel...

    A- FUCK YOU
    B- Resist
    C- Fight
    D- This is a fucking dream, wake up god dammit!
    E- This is MY WORLD!
    Vini said:

    Loot? That easy?
    I look around a little.

    Like, really? No catch?

    I walk up to the chest, eyeing the deer suspiciously, and try to open it. If I fail to do that, I try to dislodge the lid with my ranseur.

    You open the chest, it contains some of your extra clothes and pajamas... oh! This was your clothes chest! Now you remember!

    Beside the chest you spot a small ring, it is topped with a pearl and glows green, you decide you keep it for later identification


    As you glance to your right you see the deer pushing the soldier into the river, the river takes the soldier with it and the deer catches something which fell from him with its antlers, seems like some kind of shield with the symbol of Lightning on it, the deer runs off.

    Will follows you, looks like it has been late for some reason, it sits watching the river.
    Maniklas said:

    let's see my profits so far first.

    So far you have earned one bronze and thirty-five Copper

    An unfortunate visitor comes and offers a bronze coin, you play again and he loses, he leaves with no reaction
    Another comes by and plays with 75 Copper, he loses and leaves sadly

    The guard watches you suspiciously

    A man comes, Plays, and loses 90 Copper.

    Total profit:
    135 Copper last turn
    265 this turn
    400 total

    Continue?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
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    I ask the sleeping man about the necklace.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    Let's leave, that guard will knock me off at any minute.
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    E- I AM THE BOSS. THIS IS MY WORLD!

    e^i*π=-1
    This forum: Not dead. Just... sleeping.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I ask the sleeping man about the necklace.

    He wakes up, annoyed
    “Yeah, the lily’s neck is a very rare necklace, it doubles one’s speed and agility and gives two rare spells: Dragon Arm, which creates a great arm that deals great damage and costs very little mana, and Summon the Lily, it summons a great being that almost defeats all your enemies, but drains all your mana and most of your health. If you saw one of those necklaces, get it right away, I heard tomorrow the price will rise up to 20 more gold coins though.”
    Maniklas said:

    Let's leave, that guard will knock me off at any minute.

    You get your stuff and leave.
    What do you plan to do now?

    E- I AM THE BOSS. THIS IS MY WORLD!


    You manage to increase your willpower, but still, all it does was turn the ground beneath you into feathers, you fall through and keep plumetting.

    “GIVE UP ALREADY. FUCK YOU.”

    Ground appears beneath you, it is made of pure gold and marked on it in diamond letters is “NO ESCAPE”
    A- FUCK YOU
    B- Resist
    C- Fight
    D- This is a fucking dream, wake up god dammit!
    E- This is MY WORLD!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
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    I walk away, muttering a quick ‘thanks’.

    I continue to my destination.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    What time is it?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I walk away, muttering a quick ‘thanks’.

    I continue to my destination.

    You continue, a few streets later you stand in a very wide street, clean one too, the guards are standing across and one guard standing in the street asks you for your ID
    Maniklas said:

    What time is it?

    Adventure time! It is 2 PM.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    E

    THIS IS MY WORLD, AND I THE BOSS

    e^i*π=-1
    This forum: Not dead. Just... sleeping.
  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    Let's go out for a while, search for a cave or something.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2017
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    E

    THIS IS MY WORLD, AND I THE BOSS

    You plummet through, you only succeed to turn the floor into a giant mattress... successfully, you fall and hit the mattress which gives you a soft landing

    Achievements Section unlocked at the bottom of the stat page
    Achievement unlocked: THIS IS MY WORLD, I AM THE BOSS!
    Unlocked when defeating the mortality god’s dream drop of death without waking up

    you see a black glowing sword, a very long and great looking one, appear at your right hand, a shield of same style to your left, and a whole set of armor with the same, same style on you
    You feel power surge through you... but not your full power, your skin tone grows to a very dark purple shade and you feel the power to jump very high, almost as flying..

    Your eye glows black in anger.

    The skeletal figure drops down and smashes to the ground, making it a giant boulder in space, surrounded by many more boulders, and almost making you fall to your back, you would have flied backwards if it weren’t for your newfound power, the figures eyes glow green, and then yellow.

    “Slow down, mister powerful... you are over your limits now, you shouldn’t be doing what you are, but still, you alone is like a wolf to a hellhound, no chance to beat what you will meet...”
    He goes up and smashes the ground once more, you fall to your knees and stand up again.
    “I go by many names, that of which may be summed to you lad... by Mortis...”

    He raises once more, one half-finished as he shoots blue fireballs everywhere, about twice your own size! Now you need to try and dodge those and defeat the guy
    Maniklas said:

    Let's go out for a while, search for a cave or something.

    You walk around the outskirts of the town and decide to go forward a bit, until you see a half-burrowed hole in the ground, you dig it up a bit and find an entrance, you enter that and find a group of fragile bats on the ceiling

    Fragile Bats: 100 (1 hp each)
    They are only hanging and pooping, there are two paths forward, one goes forward and a more narrow one bending to the left.

    Fun Fact: Bats poop once every fifteen minutes
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    Forward. Skip the bats, they're boring
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2017
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    You go forward, too bad it is poop time for most of the bats, you take some shit on your head
    Stew takes some shit in his mouth while yawning, he spits it, rages up and fires a large fireball at the roof, turning the bats into crispy nuggets, and instead of shit, ashes rain on you.

    +25 crispy bat wings
    New spell for Stew: Flameball

    You go forth and notice boulders falling behind you, they don’t hit you, but they block your way back... you see a sack on the ground, it looks light, and there’s one way in front of you.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
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    I ask the guard why.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    I activate my Dash ability to be able to move faster and more easily dodge the balls of flame.
    e^i*π=-1
    This forum: Not dead. Just... sleeping.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I ask the guard why.

    “This is a very civilized road, and, well...” he says, “... and no matter how good you look, since you’re not one of the residents here, you need to show me your ID before coming here.”

    I activate my Dash ability to be able to move faster and more easily dodge the balls of flame.

    You dash around a bit, you dodge many fireballs, but one strikes you, you drop out of the asteroid and fall harshly on another asteroid, the skull drops on the asteroid you were in and breaks it, getting close to yours and says
    “... you are nothing here, I have more control over your mind than you do... more than anyone could ever do!”
    He spins around and fires more large blue fireballs, you should probably hide behind an asteroid or jump on one or something, maybe you could have a chance to fight him then.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
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    Eh....

    I leave the street.

    I decide to wait in a tree untill nightfall.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    "Wait a second. Me using Dash? Getting hit by a fireball? None of this is real..."
    There is no spoon.

    "You may have more control over my mind than I do right now, but you are only a construct of my own mind. You Mortis, are not real..."

    I of course don't believe any of that myself. This is too real for any dream, I think it's a test. I Dash away, and hide behind another asteroid while Mortis is distracted by my jargon.
    e^i*π=-1
    This forum: Not dead. Just... sleeping.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2017
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    Eh....

    I leave the street.

    I decide to wait in a tree untill nightfall.

    Actually... you can’t. The homeowner returns in 4 hours, and night falls in 5 hours.



    MrMonkey7th still making your post
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Wait a second. Me using Dash? Getting hit by a fireball? None of this is real..."

    There is no spoon.

    "You may have more control over my mind than I do right now, but you are only a construct of my own mind. You Mortis, are not real..."

    I of course don't believe any of that myself. This is too real for any dream, I think it's a test. I Dash away, and hide behind another asteroid while Mortis is distracted by my jargon.
    You hide quickly behind an asteroid, flying upwards and sticking to it, the skeletal figure turns to reach you, he is now right in front of you... perfect chance!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    I grab a rib with each hand and snap them off.
    e^i*π=-1
    This forum: Not dead. Just... sleeping.
  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    Let's wipe the shit off my face and pick up the sack. You never know what's inside it before you look.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2017
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    I grab a rib with each hand and snap them off.


    You quickly grab a bone, you barely pull one out with both hands, Mortis explodes, shooting you into a far away asteroid, you break through and hit another with blue flame surrounding you, you can feel unconscious, your giant bone still in your hands, Mortis becomes in front of you
    “You are pathetic...” he says. “You can barely control your own mind...”
    You try to move your hand, but you fail.
    “Your mind is mine now...”
    He creates a giant purple fireball in the sky and makes it grow
    “You should see yourself in real life now...”
    The ball becomes as big as an elephant
    “You are doing stuff for me, and your eyes glare with evil...”
    The ball becomes as giant as the asteroid you were at originally
    “And you are holding the knife...”
    The ball shoots towards you...
    “About to kill your only pet... as I kill the last piece of mind left in you...”
    The ball gets very close to you... you suddenly feel yourself fainting...

    Is it the end? Are you going to be under permenant control of this menace? Will you kill innocents all your life? Are you going to go to heaven and leave your body in this world... taking a bad name instead of you?

    NO.


    Something in you tells you that you shouldn’t give up, EVER, you barely feel any life in you, but you can’t, you remember...

    A- A love from your old life
    B- The Duty you are to be given
    C- The emperor and his trust in you
    D- Everyone in this world which is to live because of you, and not die in your hands.
    Maniklas said:

    Let's wipe the shit off my face and pick up the sack. You never know what's inside it before you look.

    You pick the sack, and open it.. there is a Ring here! It looks... more familiar than it should be..

    Achievement Earned: My Precious!
    Find one of the original 8 copies of “My Precious”

    My Precious (LEGENDARY - ) grants a new spell: Invisibility 3, makes you invisible for as much as you want, uses 2% of your current maximum mana, so with full mana, you can stay invisible for 45 seconds (should be 50, but hey, remember vital mana! Never have zero mana!)
    Also gives 10+ speed
    It has been automatically equipped

    You still have a straight way forward.





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    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    C- I will not fail you Brainstorm, never...
    e^i*π=-1
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
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    C- I will not fail you Brainstorm, never...

    Brainstorm trusts you with all his trust, without you, you’ll never be able to save the world.. you mustn’t fail everyone... you must get stronger... and destroy this D E V I L...
    You feel some power surge within you, the ball coming closer, you still fail to grow enough power...

    A- A love from your old life (known when you pick this)
    B- The Duty you are to be given
    C- The poor, poor pet that you could kill outside
    D- Everyone in this world which is to live because of you, and not die in your hands.
    E- What your parents told you in the past... (known when you pick this)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Posts: 1,315Member ✭✭✭
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    D - The world needs me. I will not fail Brainstorm, I will not fail the world. I WILL NOT FAIL!
    e^i*π=-1
    This forum: Not dead. Just... sleeping.
  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
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    let's grab the sack for storage, sylladexes would be too un-user-friendly.

    Continue
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
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    I try to sneak around and into the street.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2017
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    D - The world needs me. I will not fail Brainstorm, I will not fail the world. I WILL NOT FAIL!

    You remember your duty, and the numerous people you could save... or kill....

    Then, your eye shoots a flash, a flash that suddenly stuns the ball, the ball disappears, and you stand up, FLOAT up to be more precise
    L O O K W H A T Y O U M A D E M E D O . . .
    You suddenly say, an echo rings almost seven times over, the world changes from its alien theme to a more purplish black void, the stars shooting off here and there in the sky, Mortis appears, seeming troubled, or more damaged than that...
    You create a giant spear of black energy and shoot it towards him, it hits him and knocks him a few yards back
    “You haven’t seen the most of me... you have set out the D E V I L I N M E . . .
    His eyes finally glow red... and then red glow spins around them as he fires hundreds of fireballs!

    Choose a combination of three actions, in order. (You could use the same action more than once)
    A- Dodge
    B- Run
    C- Melee
    D- Ranged
    E- Magic
    F- Shell
    G- Maneuver
    Maniklas said:

    let's grab the sack for storage, sylladexes would be too un-user-friendly.

    Continue

    You keep walking, just then, you notice the path getting narrower, until you had to walk sideways.
    Just seconds after that, you come across a giant pit which you almost fall in, the path splits into left and right narrow passages with one wall to the back and another side to the pit, it could be dangerous to go, though.

    As you glance down the pit, you notice something wavey but unnoticeable.

    I try to sneak around and into the street.

    You look around, then walk away and hide behind a tree and sneak behind a house, you then sneak until you spot the required house, it is surrounded by four windows, one facing the back garden where the gardener is cleaning up, he has a hard rake though.. and there’s a pecky hen. The second window is facing the bedroom, but you will need to climb up to reach it, and there may be someone there, the two other windows face the front yard, but there’s a guard there with a long spear. How do you plan to enter?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
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