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Dashnet RPG (Dashnet's Greatest Forum Game of All Time)

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  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Option A!


  • ViniVini Member Posts: 2,864 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yawn... Hey, the Sun's up already? Damn...
    Okay, no more staying up late just because you finally bought that book you've been craving for months, you hear, me?

    Don't think I'll be able to do my morning workout... Hmm, out of that juicy ham already, too. Now what?
    Oh, I know! I can just jog to the nearest bakery. Gonna get me some fresh bread AND begin working up a sweat.


    Proud of myself, I get dressed for the morning when I realized I've misplaced my keys.

  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    Option #1 ;o
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  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Check the mail I guess.
    "Hope I don't get another letter from that creepy stalker down the road."
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,832 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I'll confirm.

  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Prepare for the games!

    Now, confirm your registration and you will be issued two backstories to choose from!
    I confirm! (i will suggest a backstory of an alchemy teacher... (make sure to tell me if you don't know what "Full metal alchemist" alchemy is))
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Confirm!
    e^i*π=-1
  • KhalidPlaysKhalidPlays Member Posts: 618 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Spin for more
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Now, let's search through the piles upon piles of blueprints to decide what's the most useful thing I can make from these.

    You find the blueprints for a mechanical suit that empowers people and their own physical strengths... however, you threw it there because it was extremely hard for you and took time
    You also find a teleportation device blueprint, you couldn't solve an equation for teleportation, beside it is a fly-dwarf, from the teleportation glitch, it looks very hungry...
    Calamity said:

    Option A!

    Velian
    Class: Warrior
    Race: Shadow
    Rank: Somebody
    Origin: ???, Shadow Realm
    Equipment:
    Main set:
    NA (Headwear)
    NA (Facewear)
    Leather Vest (Torso) (+2 defense)
    Leather Pants (Legwear) (+1 defense, +1 agility)
    Average Shoes (Footwear) (+1 spd)
    Iron Katana (2-Handed Weapon) (+9 Atk, +2 agility)

    Wealth: 0 P 0 G 0 S 0 B 9 C

    Statistics:
    Str: Med
    Atk: 17
    Def: 8
    Spd: 15
    Agi: 14
    Max HP: 20
    Luck: 95%
    Crit.Chance: 2%
    Crit.Damage: +25%
    Magic: 0
    Intelligence: 9
    Atk Spd: Hi

    Property: NA

    Ready to begin?
    Vini said:

    Yawn... Hey, the Sun's up already? Damn...
    Okay, no more staying up late just because you finally bought that book you've been craving for months, you hear, me?

    Don't think I'll be able to do my morning workout... Hmm, out of that juicy ham already, too. Now what?
    Oh, I know! I can just jog to the nearest bakery. Gonna get me some fresh bread AND begin working up a sweat.


    Proud of myself, I get dressed for the morning when I realized I've misplaced my keys.

    (Misplaced keys? This is not medieval cop, lmao)
    You do all this, search for your keys and find them...
    You go outside and find your mailbox to be raised; letters must be there.
    Lefian said:

    Option #1 ;o

    Oron
    Class: Adventurer
    Race: Human
    Rank: Somebody
    Origin: Tail Woods, Nexonin
    Equipment:
    Main set:
    Leather Hat (Headwear) (+1 defense)
    NA (Facewear)
    Leather Vest (Torso) (+2 defense)
    Leather Pants (Legwear) (+1 defense, +1 agility)
    Leather Boots (Footwear) (+1 defense, +1 spd)
    Metal Claymore (2-Handed Weapon) (+7 Atk)

    Wealth: 0 P 0 G 0 S 1 B 23 C

    Statistics:
    Str: Med
    Atk: 11
    Def: 10
    Spd: 7
    Agi: 4
    Max HP: 25
    Luck: 100%
    Crit.Chance: 0%
    Crit.Damage: +0%
    Magic: 0
    Intelligence: 8
    Atk Spd: Med

    Property: Small Wooden House

    Ready to begin?

    Check the mail I guess.
    "Hope I don't get another letter from that creepy stalker down the road."

    You find a letter, it says
    "From mom; hope you're doing well in the army, I sent you some food for your first day... have fun!"
    A piece of roasted meat and a banana is tied to it
    There is also a box, written on it is a note that says "Early Bird Item Pack; to be sent to this address, sender address: unknown."

    I'll confirm.

    Name: Revus
    Element: Energy
    Weapon: Mace

    Alright, now choose one of those backstories; but remember, if you don't like them, you can spin for more... remember that you can't return to choose the previous two choices when spinning

    Revus, your uncle is an infamous godfather in the mafia, you are in his mafia gang.

    Revus, a warrior in the Tefermore army, pretty skilled at his career and charismatic.
    McJagger said:

    Prepare for the games!

    Now, confirm your registration and you will be issued two backstories to choose from!
    I confirm! (i will suggest a backstory of an alchemy teacher... (make sure to tell me if you don't know what "Full metal alchemist" alchemy is))
    McJagger said:

    Name:Kyle Mr.Kyle
    Element: Alchemy (im talking about Full Metal alchemist alchemy, if you dont understand, i shall tell you!)
    Weapon: Silver staff, with a small, eagle shaped blade at the tip of it

    No, I don't know what a full metal alchemist is, and whatever it is, you can't just be what you want :P

    Now choose one of those backstories; if you don't like them, you can always spin for more, remember that you can't choose the previous choices when spinning.

    Kyle, an assassin in the darkest parts of the city... you kill people for contracts.

    Kyle, a scientist working for... yourself, looking to discover new stuff, also very skilled and intelligent and powerful enough to protect himself from anything.

    Confirm!

    Name: Dr. Dozier
    Element: Chaos
    Weapon: Staff

    Alright now choose one of those backstories, if you don't like them you can always spin for more.

    Dozier, a mage working for the Dark Kingdom, definitely not human, knows a few magical skills and spells, and some good spells and tricks

    Dozier, a researcher and fighter in the International Research Center (IRC), also conducts private research at his home using his talent in science.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Im ready to begin!


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Spin for more

    Meklim, a warrior in the Stratfort army

    Meklim, a blacksmith and fighter... spends his day crafting and his night training in the woods.
    Calamity said:

    Im ready to begin!

    Alright!
    You just arrived at the human world, you don't know what to do though...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    "Oh great! I've been waiting for this!"
    I open the Early Bird box inside, and have the banana for breakfast.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    "Oh great! I've been waiting for this!"
    I open the Early Bird box inside, and have the banana for breakfast.

    You untie the wrap and open the box... inside it, there is a Golemite Helmet (SUPER RARE)
    You eat the banana, you feel refreshed...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I will be an inhuman mage working for the dark kingdom.
    e^i*π=-1
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Put the Golemite Helmet on my head and go outside to see if there is any trouble. Keep the meat that I got somewhere it can stay cold, but then get reheated.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    I will be an inhuman mage working for the dark kingdom.

    Dozier
    Class: Dark Mage
    Race: Dark Elf
    Rank: Mage in the Dark Kingdom Army
    Origin: Ezeron, Dark Kingdom
    Equipment:
    Main set:
    Magical Cat (Headwear) (+2 Magic)
    NA (Facewear)
    Black Novice Robe (Torso + Legwear) (+3 defense, +4 magic)
    Black Cloth Boots (Footwear) (+1 defense, +1 spd)
    Dark Staff (2-Handed Weapon) (+4 atk, +7 magic)

    Wealth: 0 P 0 G 0 S 1 B 19 C

    Statistics:
    Str: Med
    Atk: 9
    Def: 8
    Spd: 14
    Agi: 8
    Max HP: 25
    Luck: 100%
    Crit.Chance: 0%
    Crit.Damage: +0%
    Magic: 0
    Intelligence: 10
    Atk Spd: Med

    Property: NA


    Ready to begin?

    Put the Golemite Helmet on my head and go outside to see if there is any trouble. Keep the meat that I got somewhere it can stay cold, but then get reheated.

    You do all this
    You look outside, you find nothing important...
    You can see a bakery, a blacksmith, a group of houses, and two street ways...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Hmm, I'll take my scrap helmet to the blacksmith, and see if I can sell it
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    Hmm, I'll take my scrap helmet to the blacksmith, and see if I can sell it

    You take it there
    Smith: "Ay, I'll give ya 8 copper for this scrap, it ain't what you'll be normally gettin' around 'ere!"
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    ". . . Naturally, all of my useful projects are too difficult. I'm not sure I have all the parts I'll need for the power suit anymore, but I am interested in going back to that . . ."

    I think for a minute. "I'm not sure I have money to get new parts for it . . ."

    ((Is adventuring a common occurrence in this world, or...?))
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    "Hmm... How about 10 copper? This is a quality Scrap Helmet."
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Yeah! Let's do this!
    e^i*π=-1
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    edited May 19
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I somehow double posted because it said my previous comment was just a draft. So this comment shouldn't exist.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 2,864 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 19

    (This is not medieval cop, lmao)

    ((It isn't? Could've fooled me.))

    I was all but ready to begin my morning quest for food, drawn by the faint smell of breakfast, when I notice my mailbox.

    Mm? Mail? Could it be someone finally got my address right and sent me something? Or did they finally replace the tax collectors with that bills thing?

    "Yeah, right", I think to myself, grabbing the letters inside, "We can totally trust the envelope to protect our money better than a real person".

  • KhalidPlaysKhalidPlays Member Posts: 618 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    Option 2
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    ". . . Naturally, all of my useful projects are too difficult. I'm not sure I have all the parts I'll need for the power suit anymore, but I am interested in going back to that . . ."

    I think for a minute. "I'm not sure I have money to get new parts for it . . ."

    ((Is adventuring a common occurrence in this world, or...?))

    Adventuring is very common, you can always do that.

    "Hmm... How about 10 copper? This is a quality Scrap Helmet."

    "Quality fuck, 9 copper is my last offer."

    Yeah! Let's do this!

    Alright
    You have just awoken, in the room where the rest of the soldiers sleep... this is your first day, and you have a battle already!
    General: Get up, sleepy asses! We got war!
    Vini said:

    (This is not medieval cop, lmao)

    ((It isn't? Could've fooled me.))

    I was all but ready to begin my morning quest for food, drawn by the faint smell of breakfast, when I notice my mailbox.

    Mm? Mail? Could it be someone finally got my address right and sent me something? Or did they finally replace the tax collectors with that bills thing?

    "Yeah, right", I think to myself, grabbing the letters inside, "We can totally trust the envelope to protect our money better than a real person".
    You open the mailbox and find a letter, it says;
    from: the empire
    This is your monthly paycheck; 3 bronze coins, don't spend it all in one place.


    You take the money, and find a box in the mailbox
    A note is written on it. "Early Bird Item Package; Open with care because I may have dropped my dragon egg in there."

    Option 2

    Meklim
    Class: Warrior
    Race: Human
    Rank: Blacksmith
    Origin: Nexo City, Nexonin
    Equipment:
    Main set:
    Heavy Helmet (Headwear) (+3 defense, -1 spd)
    Smithing Mask (Facewear) (+2 defense)
    Iron Vest (Torso) (+5 defense)
    Leather Pants (Legwear) (+1 defense, +1 agility)
    Iron Boots (Footwear) (+2 defense)
    Metal Battleaxe (2-Handed Weapon) (+10 Atk, -Atk Spd)

    Wealth: 0 P 0 G 0 S 15 B 48 C

    Statistics:
    Str: Hi
    Atk: 14
    Def: 18
    Spd: 3
    Agi: 4
    Max HP: 25
    Luck: 100%
    Crit.Chance: 0%
    Crit.Damage: +0%
    Magic: 0
    Intelligence: 8
    Atk Spd: Low

    Property: Wooden House, Blacksmith

    Ready to begin?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I get up and get ready for battle!
    e^i*π=-1
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member

    I get up and get ready for battle!

    You get up, get dressed, and go outside with the others
    A man whispers in your ear "we are attacked by Stratfort, we will definitely beat them.."
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Diesel0307Diesel0307 Member Posts: 783 ✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    "Well alright then."

    I hand him the Helmet and he hands me the 9 Copper and I go to shake hands.
    Then I go and look around the town I am in.
    I have a bunch oh old threads. I don't use them :P
    Here is a thread though: As God As God Can Be
    Stat page for game: Stats

    I was dead for a while...
  • MrMonkey7thMrMonkey7th Member Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭
    Certified Dashnet RPG Member
    I say "Thanks buddy," and ready my spells!
    e^i*π=-1
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 2,864 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ah, so they are doing the money-inside-paper thing.
    Well, it's still here. I suppose it is kinda safe, after all.


    I put the note down, a tad confused by it.

    Dragon egg? Just who sent this thing?

    It's by no means a fancy box. No return address... Do they even allow that for standard delivery?

    Early bird, huh? Better not think too much about it.

    I slowly open the package, fearing the smallest shake might break whatever's inside.

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