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McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 996 ✭✭
If you could take 3 objects, and 1 person with you to an deserted island, out in the middle of nowhere, who, and what, would they be?

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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    I would get a girl who I won't tell her name, because then we would have no choice... but to reproduce
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Three objects:
    1. Box of different mixed seeds; mostly fruits and vegetables and grass
    2 & 3. Two cows



    There, I have just turned my deserted island into a tropical heaven... in 20 years from now.
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  • RockheartRockheart Posts: 315 ✭✭✭
    @Brainstorm Of course, if she rejects you, (or something else happens) you're screwed.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 12
    Rockheart said:

    @Brainstorm Of course, if she rejects you, (or something else happens) you're screwed.

    Of course not, unlike you, humans here care about what's best for them, and are not so over-reactive

    Besides, im 90% certain she wont reject me
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1. A perfectly functional motorboat
    2. A perfectly functioning radio
    3. A box of flares

    I'd assume that most islands would have enough food to last me a few days until I get rescued (because it said nothing about boats or radios), so that's fine.

    I'd bring Jesus Fucking Christ with me, since assuming that somehow the boat, radio, and flares don't work, he'd still be able to walk on water to get help. Plus, he has tons of other probably useful abilities.

    I would get a girl who I won't tell her name, because then we would have no choice... but to reproduce
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Three objects:
    1. Box of different mixed seeds; mostly fruits and vegetables and grass
    2 & 3. Two cows



    There, I have just turned my deserted island into a tropical heaven... in 20 years from now.

    Brainstorm, it's a deserted island, not a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Human civilization presumably still exists.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    It's a deserted island, which means; no humans, plants, nothing but sand... that's what deserted island means
    Also no food, so now instead of failing my plan, you failed yours :P
    @Jarr2003
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  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭

    It's a deserted island, which means; no humans, plants, nothing but sand... that's what deserted island means
    Also no food, so now instead of failing my plan, you failed yours :P
    @Jarr2003

    Jesus could still turn all the surrounding water to wine, so...
    Happy death.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    It's a deserted island, which means; no humans, plants, nothing but sand... that's what deserted island means
    Also no food, so now instead of failing my plan, you failed yours :P
    @Jarr2003

    Jesus could still turn all the surrounding water to wine, so...
    Happy death.
    That still doesnt cancel my plan from working :P
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  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭

    Lefian said:

    It's a deserted island, which means; no humans, plants, nothing but sand... that's what deserted island means
    Also no food, so now instead of failing my plan, you failed yours :P
    @Jarr2003

    Jesus could still turn all the surrounding water to wine, so...
    Happy death.
    That still doesnt cancel my plan from working :P
    I'm not trying to prove yours invalid, rather that Jarr's still works.

    Oh, Jesus is also bread.
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  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭
    Rockheart said:

    @Brainstorm ...How do you plan to grow things in sand?

    Not all islands consist entirely of sand. I'm sure that there is some farm-ready land somewhere in the island. If not, Brainstorm could bring... I dunno, a bag of soil/fertilizer.
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  • BillaboBillabo Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:


    Not all islands consist entirely of sand. I'm sure that there is some farm-ready land somewhere in the island. If not, Brainstorm could bring... I dunno, a bag of soil/fertilizer.

    He brought cows, which produce fertilizer naturally!
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  • RockheartRockheart Posts: 315 ✭✭✭
    Crops don't just grow instantly, so what are you going to eat in the meantime?
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    Rockheart said:

    Crops don't just grow instantly, so what are you going to eat in the meantime?

    I can live on all sources of milk I have on the island for a few years
    > extremely dangerous joke hidden up there
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's a deserted island, which means; no humans, plants, nothing but sand... that's what deserted island means
    Also no food, so now instead of failing my plan, you failed yours :P
    @Jarr2003

    Deserted doesn't mean the island is a desert, it simply means that it's an island that no humans are on.

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  • RockheartRockheart Posts: 315 ✭✭✭
    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    Rockheart said:

    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.

    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff
    > Milk has all the minerals I need, and if I ever need meat, ill kill the cows after they have produced more cows


    I feel like this is a "Fail brainstorm's survival plan" thread
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Rockheart said:

    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.

    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff
    > Milk has all the minerals I need, and if I ever need meat, ill kill the cows after they have produced more cows


    I feel like this is a "Fail brainstorm's survival plan" thread
    I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have an entirely inbred herd of cows. Besides, what if one of the cows gets sick? You're kinda effed then.
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  • BillaboBillabo Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭


    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff

    Raw as in not pasteurized. You can get pretty sick from drinking non-pasteurized milk.
    But since pasteurization is just heating the milk up long enough to kill the bacteria, there's no reason you couldn't do that.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 15
    Billabo said:


    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff

    Raw as in not pasteurized. You can get pretty sick from drinking non-pasteurized milk.
    But since pasteurization is just heating the milk up long enough to kill the bacteria, there's no reason you couldn't do that.
    I never knew that it was raw, but I knew that heating was necessary...
    Jarr2003 said:

    Rockheart said:

    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.

    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff
    > Milk has all the minerals I need, and if I ever need meat, ill kill the cows after they have produced more cows


    I feel like this is a "Fail brainstorm's survival plan" thread
    I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have an entirely inbred herd of cows. Besides, what if one of the cows gets sick? You're kinda effed then.
    I have a lot of different herbs, ill do research on cow sickness before commiting this suicide
    also im not sure how a cow will get sick in a deserted island.

    like, seasick?

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  • RockheartRockheart Posts: 315 ✭✭✭
    "Pasteurizing milk is a simple concept: the recommendation is to heat milk to 161 degrees for 15 seconds (please note that this is far gentler than grocery store pasteurized milk, which is heated to nearly 300 degrees!) or to 145 degrees for 30 minutes."

    I looked it up.
  • ViniVini Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭✭
    1. A teddy bear
    2. LEGO™
    3. An old man?
    And Ai-chan.

    I mean, since I'd never willingly go to a deserted "anywheres" without the guarantee that I could leave unscathed and whenever I want, might as well steal somebody else's plan.

  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Billabo said:


    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff

    Raw as in not pasteurized. You can get pretty sick from drinking non-pasteurized milk.
    But since pasteurization is just heating the milk up long enough to kill the bacteria, there's no reason you couldn't do that.
    I never knew that it was raw, but I knew that heating was necessary...
    Jarr2003 said:

    Rockheart said:

    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.

    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff
    > Milk has all the minerals I need, and if I ever need meat, ill kill the cows after they have produced more cows


    I feel like this is a "Fail brainstorm's survival plan" thread
    I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have an entirely inbred herd of cows. Besides, what if one of the cows gets sick? You're kinda effed then.
    I have a lot of different herbs, ill do research on cow sickness before commiting this suicide
    also im not sure how a cow will get sick in a deserted island.

    like, seasick?

    Of course a cow can get sick in a deserted island. It's an island, not a sterilized room. As for the herb thing, you might be able to make a basic analysis, but unless you have an advanced understanding of cow diseases and have a wide variety of cures with you, I doubt you'd be able to make a proper assumption about what disease the cow has. Plus, some diseases, such as mad cow disease, aren't currently curable, so if one of your starting cows gets it, or if a decent portion of your heavily inbred future cattle get it, then you're screwed.
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  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Posts: 299 ✭✭✭
    1- supermarket
    2- resort
    3- fleshlight

    person- cunt to work in the supermarket and resort and do everything for me (including rinsing the fleshlight)

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    Jarr2003 said:

    Billabo said:


    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff

    Raw as in not pasteurized. You can get pretty sick from drinking non-pasteurized milk.
    But since pasteurization is just heating the milk up long enough to kill the bacteria, there's no reason you couldn't do that.
    I never knew that it was raw, but I knew that heating was necessary...
    Jarr2003 said:

    Rockheart said:

    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.

    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff
    > Milk has all the minerals I need, and if I ever need meat, ill kill the cows after they have produced more cows


    I feel like this is a "Fail brainstorm's survival plan" thread
    I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have an entirely inbred herd of cows. Besides, what if one of the cows gets sick? You're kinda effed then.
    I have a lot of different herbs, ill do research on cow sickness before commiting this suicide
    also im not sure how a cow will get sick in a deserted island.

    like, seasick?

    Of course a cow can get sick in a deserted island. It's an island, not a sterilized room. As for the herb thing, you might be able to make a basic analysis, but unless you have an advanced understanding of cow diseases and have a wide variety of cures with you, I doubt you'd be able to make a proper assumption about what disease the cow has. Plus, some diseases, such as mad cow disease, aren't currently curable, so if one of your starting cows gets it, or if a decent portion of your heavily inbred future cattle get it, then you're screwed.
    Well, I~
    Screw this plan, ill just take a device that creates everything ans get it over with...
    OR, maybe I can bring a professional doctor version of previously mentioned girl!
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 17

    Jarr2003 said:

    Billabo said:


    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff

    Raw as in not pasteurized. You can get pretty sick from drinking non-pasteurized milk.
    But since pasteurization is just heating the milk up long enough to kill the bacteria, there's no reason you couldn't do that.
    I never knew that it was raw, but I knew that heating was necessary...
    Jarr2003 said:

    Rockheart said:

    You'd probably die if you tried to live off just raw milk.

    > Milk is never raw, some people just like it with extra fat and stuff
    > Milk has all the minerals I need, and if I ever need meat, ill kill the cows after they have produced more cows


    I feel like this is a "Fail brainstorm's survival plan" thread
    I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have an entirely inbred herd of cows. Besides, what if one of the cows gets sick? You're kinda effed then.
    I have a lot of different herbs, ill do research on cow sickness before commiting this suicide
    also im not sure how a cow will get sick in a deserted island.

    like, seasick?

    Of course a cow can get sick in a deserted island. It's an island, not a sterilized room. As for the herb thing, you might be able to make a basic analysis, but unless you have an advanced understanding of cow diseases and have a wide variety of cures with you, I doubt you'd be able to make a proper assumption about what disease the cow has. Plus, some diseases, such as mad cow disease, aren't currently curable, so if one of your starting cows gets it, or if a decent portion of your heavily inbred future cattle get it, then you're screwed.
    Well, I~
    Screw this plan, ill just take a device that creates everything ans get it over with...
    OR, maybe I can bring a professional doctor version of previously mentioned girl!
    McJagger said:

    Rules:
    No Using objects that make other objects

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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭✭
    But... based on that rule, cows make milk and also poop, trees make fruit, seeds make trees..

    Anyway that still validates my second plan
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    But... based on that rule, cows make milk and also poop, trees make fruit, seeds make trees..

    Anyway that still validates my second plan

    I think it just meant objects that are intended to make additional objects, rather than the additional objects being a byproduct.
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  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 1,389 ✭✭✭
    You said no OBJECTS which can create other objects so......

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