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3 Wishes

McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭
You rub a lamp, and get three wishes, what will they be?

Rules:
No killing
No Reviving the dead
No asking for more wishes
No making people fall in love with you

After a bit, i will check back, and respond to each of these.... you will see what i mean

Comments

  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,218Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    More genies
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    1. Put myself in the role of the hero of the story, in real life. I don't specify anything else here, except that I have to survive being the hero and have a hell of a time doing it.
    2. Sans' powers.
    3. Really cool suit I could wear while being the hero and using Sans' powers.
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  • CarmoryCarmory Posts: 2,809Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    Make grand dad canon in the mario universe

    Become The Voice Inside Your Head

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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,113Member ✭✭✭✭
    1. Have the power to make everyone follow my command (and in my case, that'll definitely be used on women first... heheh)
    2. The ability to fly very quickly and maneuverably
    3. The ability to read minds
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,113Member ✭✭✭✭

    Obviously I'll-

    No Reviving the dead


    Okay, what about-

    No Reviving the dead


    Oh come on! That only counts because of vague wording!

    Fine, I'll-

    No killing


    I love how you took away all the good ones.
    I can guess the second one is reviving Coorabia
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  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    I wish for the ability to revive people.
    I wish for the ability to kill with no negative consequences.
    I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.
    Sentinel of Sentient Goo.
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  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,389Member ✭✭✭
    I wish that rule 3 didn't apply to me.
    Infinite wishes.
    600 tons of pure gold
    ????
    Profit
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    maindog said:

    I wish that rule 3 didn't apply to me.
    Infinite wishes.
    600 tons of pure gold
    ????
    Profit

    I'm pretty sure the profit comes from the 600 tons of pure gold.
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  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭
    I wish my dick is so long I could slap anyone in the face with it, anywhere in the world
    I wish for a wheelbarrow to put my dick in
    I wish for a dumptruck to put the wheelbarrow in because my dick doesn't fit in the stupid fucking wheelbarrow

  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭

    I wish my dick is so long I could slap anyone in the face with it, anywhere in the world
    I wish for a wheelbarrow to put my dick in
    I wish for a dumptruck to put the wheelbarrow in because my dick doesn't fit in the stupid fucking wheelbarrow

    Best





    Wish




    Ever
  • BloodScourgeBloodScourge Posts: 75Member ✭✭
    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

  • BloodScourgeBloodScourge Posts: 75Member ✭✭
    edited April 20
    McJagger said:

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

    1. Well obviously I wouldn't wish for an infinite amount of Aztec currency or whatever. It'd be my currency.

    3. Couldn't think of anything else.

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,113Member ✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

    It wouldn't be worthless, he would definitely hide them away so that no one knows about them

    Also ancient coins have a lot of value
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  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭
    edited April 20
    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    1. Be able to change my form, whenever i please, wither it be human, or another organism, even an object

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    3. be the richest man in the world by one dollar, forever.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,113Member ✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    1. Be able to change my form, whenever i please, wither it be human, or another organism, even an object

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    3. be the richest man in the world by one dollar, forever.

    I want to change to another orgas... I mean... organism.
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  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    The richest man (of his time) once went city to city and destroyed the economy with money to spare. Lel.
    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    This wish would be problematic if you hadn't wished to live forever as well.
    If you were to feel no pain, you'd never notice if any pain was dealt to the body that wasn't directly noticed by you. You could get seriously damaged, not notice it, and die.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,113Member ✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    The richest man (of his time) once went city to city and destroyed the economy with money to spare. Lel.

    McJagger said:

    Lol! ok... anyone wanna criticize my wishes?

    2. Live forever, and have the body of a healthy 27 year old male. and not feel any pain from torture that is done to the body

    This wish would be problematic if you hadn't wished to live forever as well.
    If you were to feel no pain, you'd never notice if any pain was dealt to the body that wasn't directly noticed by you. You could get seriously damaged, not notice it, and die.
    Well, he does live forever, hinting he is immortal
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,412Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    1. Infinite money.
    2. A muscular body that'll never go away.
    3. A bucket of KFC chicken.

    1: if you had infinite money , it would be worthless, because money is only worth its rarity, also, whos to say it wouldn't be in pesos or euros, or aincent coins no one will pay you with?

    2 ok.......

    3 why?

    I'm pretty sure you can easily trade euros or pesos for whatever currency that your country uses. Ancient coins are also valuable for being antique, so you could actually get a ridiculous amount of money selling ancient coins from lost civilizations to museums and collectors.

    If someone has infinite money, then they could literally control the economy as well. Yes, money is only worth it's rarity, but if you have infinite money, then that means that you always have the rarest parts of the currency. If the government introduces a new currency to replace the massively inflated one (assuming that you aren't careful enough to avoid over-saturating the economy with money), then you would still have infinite money regardless as the government would most likely add a currency conversion system to convert the old notes into the new notes (it's happened in the past) so the entire population isn't suddenly penniless. Furthermore, chances are your infinite money would now apply to the new currency anyways, and if it is in a foreign currency, then you can just continue converting your money into your country's money.
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