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Dashnet Plays Cards Against Humanity 2 (Card Number: 6)

BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
edited April 17 in Playground

Welcome to Dashnet Plays Cards Against Humanity!

I made this one because the first one was dead and its owner is also dead, basically this is like Cards Against Humanity, I will post a sentence, and you must fill in the blanks with the funniest you can think off, best card gets an awesome point.

Awesome Points

Jarr2003 (1)
Maindog (1)
Adam_Antichrist (2)
Lefian (2)
"Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
"You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
"We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    First card:

    I don't think _____ is the best tool for ______
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    Is the previous owner banned? ;o
    I don't think 'Syrian airstrikes' is the best tool for 'Global peace'.
    Sentinel of Sentient Goo.
    "what in the name of lefian?"-¤RunninginReverse¤
    ""Sky lord in the sky?"~Me"~Brother
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,412Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't think a knife is the best tool for reproduction.
    "its like every 5 AS you require 10x more souls." -uiomancant
    My Pokefarm Q Account
    Dashnet Plays NationStates: Play now! Please...
  • CarmoryCarmory Posts: 2,809Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    I don't think a dildo is the best tool for digging graves.
    My friend: Gavin
    "That Carmory agree is so Carmor-y." ~vini waifu arc

    Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/Carmory
  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭
    I don't think a fuckload of potatoes is the best tool for convincing a senator to hold a town hall meeting

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    Jarr2003 said:

    I don't think a knife is the best tool for reproduction.

    We got a weiner winner!

    Next card:

    I feel so hot, ______ would be splendid/awesome/great
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CarmoryCarmory Posts: 2,809Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭
    I feel so hot, a shack smoothie would be great.
    My friend: Gavin
    "That Carmory agree is so Carmor-y." ~vini waifu arc

    Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/Carmory
  • TUSLOS1227TUSLOS1227 Posts: 38Member ✭✭
    edited April 12
    I feel so hot, a vacation to Antarctica would be great.
    With shorts.
  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,389Member ✭✭✭
    edited April 13
    I feel so hot, if I could stop being the sun for a minute, that would be great.
    Post edited by maindog on
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    Also, I would love for you to bold the added text, that would be more seeable


    I feel so hot, some sex toys would be splendid
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,218Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭

    Also, I would love for you to bold the added text, that would be more seeable


    I feel so hot, some sex toys would be splendid

    You shouldn't play on this game yourself, you'll have bias when picking the best answer.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 12

    Also, I would love for you to bold the added text, that would be more seeable


    I feel so hot, some sex toys would be splendid

    You shouldn't play on this game yourself, you'll have bias when picking the best answer.
    Don't worry, I'm not allowed to win. JFF (just for fun)
    ETA: it's not like I have a chance to winning anyway
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭
    I feel so hot, drowning would be splendid

  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Posts: 3,412Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I feel so hot, liquid helium would be splendid
    "its like every 5 AS you require 10x more souls." -uiomancant
    My Pokefarm Q Account
    Dashnet Plays NationStates: Play now! Please...
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    maindog said:

    I feel so hot, if I could stop being the sun for a minute, that would be great.

    +1 awesome points for breaking the expectation plot and an extra giggle.


    NEXT CARD:

    Throwback Thursday! Our theme will be used from the original Dashnet Plays CAH

    I don't know what WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would definitely be fought with _______
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • TUSLOS1227TUSLOS1227 Posts: 38Member ✭✭
    I don't know what WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would definitely be fought with cake/trollface memes.
  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭
    I don't know what WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would definitely be fought with rubber dildos

  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    I don't know what WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would definitely be fought with Transportable walls.
    Sentinel of Sentient Goo.
    "what in the name of lefian?"-¤RunninginReverse¤
    ""Sky lord in the sky?"~Me"~Brother
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭
    I don't know what WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would definitely be fought with Guns, Duh!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 14

    I don't know what WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would definitely be fought with rubber dildos

    Here's a rubber awesome point for you!

    Next Card:
    "Honey, why are there _______ in/on your phone?"
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    "Honey, why are there nuke codes on your phone?"
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Posts: 265Member ✭✭✭
    "Honey, why are there pics of Donald Trump being pissed on by an underage Russian prostitute on your phone?"

  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭
    Honey, why are there Pics of emo people cutting their wrists on your phone?
  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    Honey, why are there pictures of an embalmer holding up a severed head on your phone?
    Sentinel of Sentient Goo.
    "what in the name of lefian?"-¤RunninginReverse¤
    ""Sky lord in the sky?"~Me"~Brother
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    Honey, why are there pictures of an embalmer holding up a severed head on your phone?

    God this made me laugh so hard, for almost 0.2 seconds! Here's your point

    Next Card:
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: _______________________
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 878Member ✭✭✭
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get hit by a car, effectively dying and crossing to the other side.
    Sentinel of Sentient Goo.
    "what in the name of lefian?"-¤RunninginReverse¤
    ""Sky lord in the sky?"~Me"~Brother
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,218Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get hit by a car, effectively dying and crossing to the other side.

    You other guys might as well stop trying now. God damn.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,112Member ✭✭✭✭

    Lefian said:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get hit by a car, effectively dying and crossing to the other side.

    You other guys might as well stop trying now. God damn.
    Well, not ending this until 4 more, so...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 619Member ✭✭
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To ask the person running the lemonade stand "Do you have any grapes?"
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