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Decrease the Thing! (Forum Game by Lefian)

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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I continue.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 1,268Member ✭✭✭
    i delete the "Star"'s saved data on "Minecraft"
    I am currently alive, as i was dead.....
    to those who knew me IM BACK! BABY!
    to those who never met me.... hi?
  • IdlerIdler Posts: 3,226Member, Wiener, True Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    I try to find some paper, because I hear that paper can cut things. I once cut my finger trying to scroll the pages of my book.
    "Banned for not putting your quote to signature." - Tellurium
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I look for a machine gun with bullets...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    I continue.

    Eventually, the screws come completely loose and the blades are unhinged. Before that, however, you are able to gain:
    A copy of your favorite game!
    And a shotgun.
    McJagger said:

    i delete the "Star"'s saved data on "Minecraft"

    Star has no saved data. You've effectively deleted nothing!
    Idler said:

    I try to find some paper, because I hear that paper can cut things. I once cut my finger trying to scroll the pages of my book.

    You are able to find the sharpest paper there ever was, or will be, because this paper has cut all known sharper papers. Not only are the edges sharp, the entire paper is sharp.

    I look for a machine gun with bullets...

    You don't find a machine gun, but you do find an uzi. It has 20 bullets.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dual wield my shotgun and bayonet rifle.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I use 19 bullets on the shitball, and swallow the last one and spit it at the shitball.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    I use 19 bullets on the shitball, and swallow the last one and spit it at the shitball.

    What is with the obsession with bullets?!
    All but the last bullet are effective against the ball. (note how I didn't say 'shit'ball)
    You gain!:
    1 bullet.
    A STOP sign.
    And a vice machine, used for gripping/bending things.

    Dual wield my shotgun and bayonet rifle.

    Using both of these fantastic weapons, you yield:
    Roman candles (5)
    An unreasonably large pair of scissors.
    And five bullets belonging of each current gun!
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hold the stop sign and smack the shitball
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Continue dual gun fire.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    Continue dual gun fire.

    Using the guns, you find:
    Masking tape
    Gabe the Dog's deceased body.
    And a stack of dynamite.

    I hold the stop sign and smack the shitball

    The stop sign bends a bit during the third whap, but it manages to bring loose:
    A pair of ice skating shoes.
    A defunct flamethrower.
    And a seven year old child.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I get the seven year old child to hold the stop sign and help me while I whack the shitball with the ice skating shoes
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    I get the seven year old child to hold the stop sign and help me while I whack the shitball with the ice skating shoes

    The child is not very good and mutters something about child labor every now and then, but he does get the job done.
    That and the ice skates gain you:
    A clip of the uzi.
    A bicycle.
    And another fuel canister.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I ride the bicycle and go backwards, then drive into the shitball
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    I ride the bicycle and go backwards, then drive into the shitball

    Ramming into the ball results in a popped tire, but does give you:
    A lottery ticket! Name one item you'd like, as long as it's not a nuke (or something of that caliber)
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rocket Launcher with rockets!

    If not possible, a Jeep
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    Rocket Launcher with rockets!

    If not possible, a Jeep

    You get a rocket launcher!
    It is flown in by the state of Florida, using their entire budget on the rocket launcher and the fuel used to fly it to you.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I launch all the rockets at the shitball
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let's blow up the dynamite.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    I think I'm a bit late but whatever.

    I will start searching for parts to make a quarry
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Drago_meh said:

    I think I'm a bit late but whatever.

    I will start searching for parts to make a quarry

    There is no such thing as too late!
    As of right now, the only thing you're able to find is a few dingy picks and drills.

    Let's blow up the dynamite.

    The dynamite makes a sizeable impression in the ball, but no items are gained- no items worth using, anyways.
    Few more holes like that and we can break through another tier!

    I launch all the rockets at the shitball

    The rockets leave shrapnel all over the place- but who the fuck cares? Ain't no space environment police holding you back!
    As aforementioned, explosives rarely heed any items, but do contribute greatly towards the destruction of the ball!
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,227Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I dig inside the shitball and try to go inside
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    I start looking for some wiring or anything that'll work in transferring electricity
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭

    I dig inside the shitball and try to go inside

    At the expense of one of the pickaxes, you break the surface and burrow inside of the ball. Although most of what you find is miscellanious junk, you do find:
    A bacterial colony growing inside an amazingly fortified petri dish.
    And a. 12x12 inch (1x1 foot) case of gunpowder.
    Drago_meh said:

    I start looking for some wiring or anything that'll work in transferring electricity

    You are able to pull wires out from dead electronics, or simply find them strewn about.
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  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    I start looking around for parts to make a working computer system
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Drago_meh said:

    I start looking around for parts to make a working computer system

    You're able to find a rather clunky-looking computer, one that they probably use in offices.
    Of course, you have no where to plug it in.
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  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    I start looking around for a generator or parts to make one
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Drago_meh said:

    I start looking around for a generator or parts to make one

    You 'find' a windmill- buried under grime and junk, however, digging it out would be quite the task manually.
    However, for the time being, there is a large battery pack that promises "universal compatibility", and it seems to be at half it's battery life.
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  • Drago_mehDrago_meh Posts: 2,742Member, Wiener ✭✭✭
    I force the others to help me dig out the windmill
    Some forgotten user who has aged with time and transitioned into lurking the site instead of actually being active.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 1,912Member ✭✭✭
    Drago_meh said:

    I force the others to help me dig out the windmill

    Psh, slavery comes at a later date.
    You can steal the kid that Brainstorm's got, tho. He can slave for you!
    Other than that, they can only help if they want.
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