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Decrease the Thing! (Forum Game by Lefian)

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  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I swallow a bullet
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    No idea why you'd want to do that, but I suppose that it does take away from the ball's mass.
    Congratulations! You now have a better chance to find digestible items.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lefian said:

    Congratulations! You now have a better chance to find digestible items.

    That's probably because now he knows not to look for bullets.

    I try to break something more useful loose with the hammer.
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭

    Lefian said:

    Congratulations! You now have a better chance to find digestible items.

    That's probably because now he knows not to look for bullets.

    I try to break something more useful loose with the hammer.
    Common sense is an attribute in this game.
    Using the hammer, you are able to break loose a roll-up case of knives. Not exactly any more useful than a hammer, but it can be implemented in destructive ways.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I take the bullets, put them in my gun for later use, and take the metal bar found earlier and hit the shitball with maximum force
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ATMunnATMunn Member Posts: 127 ✭✭
    I try to take a bite of Star.
    I don't know what to put here.
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    ATMunn said:

    I try to take a bite of Star.

    I don't see why everyone wants to consume all these randoms things, but whatever.
    Like Maindog before you, you escape with nothing but a sore jaw.

    I take the bullets, put them in my gun for later use, and take the metal bar found earlier and hit the shitball with maximum force

    A VHS player attached to some cord comes loose, with a tape inside. Unfortunately, you have no TV to hook it up to.
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  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2017
    I try to pry things from the walls
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • ATMunnATMunn Member Posts: 127 ✭✭
    I'm bad at being creative.

    I try to find something on the surface of Star.
    I don't know what to put here.
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2017
    maindog said:

    I try to pry things from the walls

    You manage to pry a shoe box with...
    shoes in it.
    WOGH.
    ATMunn said:

    I'm bad at being creative.

    I try to find something on the surface of Star.

    You manage to find a small box of tacks/pins.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I shoot all 5 bullets
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    Are the shoes new and size 11 1/2 Wide mens? If so, I put them on
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    maindog said:

    Are the shoes new and size 11 1/2 Wide mens? If so, I put them on

    Uh... sure they are.

    I shoot all 5 bullets

    The bullets mostly take off metal fragments of things that used to be useful. However, a buzz saw pops off when shot, with only a tiny dent in it!
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I try to work the chainsaw on and if it works, I drill the fuck out of that shitball
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2017

    I try to work the chainsaw on and if it works, I drill the fuck out of that shitball

    The buzzsaw it relatively useless on it's own (a circular blade with lots of serrations), though it could become a hand-cranked chainsaw with enough creativity.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I try turning it into one
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭

    I try turning it into one

    Through some kind of magic, you are able to find/use bike chains and use the remote to create a functioning hand crank chainsaw!
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  • McJaggerMcJagger Member Posts: 1,267 ✭✭✭
    i slap the "star" and say "Go to your room!"
    I am currently alive, as i was dead.....
    to those who knew me IM BACK! BABY!
    to those who never met me.... hi?
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I start using everything I have to break up the star. The knives from the knife roll, the hammer...
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    i slap the "star" and say "Go to your room!"

    "MY ROOM IS THE UNIVERSE."

    I start using everything I have to break up the star. The knives from the knife roll, the hammer...

    At the cost of expending these items, you gain:
    An old TV.
    A nerf gun.
    A journal.
    A blood bag.
    And a collection of printed ahegao faces.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Wait! I got it!

    We're not cavemen!

    WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!"

    I then grab the old TV and start beating the Star with it.
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭

    "Wait! I got it!

    We're not cavemen!

    WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!"

    I then grab the old TV and start beating the Star with it.

    I... Really?
    The TV breaks, and all you get is a big old plastic sad face.
    Meanie!
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I then grab the Nerf Gun and start breaking things off the Star by hitting it with that.
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭

    I then grab the Nerf Gun and start breaking things off the Star by hitting it with that.

    The Nerf Gun, which happens to be the 2017 "Fixed Rifle Bayonet: Real Bayonet" model is able to pierce and bring loose a computer chair.
    Congratulations! You have broken through the first tier of the ball. All items here on out will be more useful in one way or another. This is where I advise against biting, punching, or speaking to it. There are much easier and more efficient ways to bring about destruction.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I begin batting the Star with the computer chair. I put away the Nerf Gun for future use.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I use my chainsaw and go all LEEROY JENKINS on the shitball
    I also grab that TV and start fixing it, to use the earlier found VHS player with it.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭

    I use my chainsaw and go all LEEROY JENKINS on the shitball
    I also grab that TV and start fixing it, to use the earlier found VHS player with it.

    Since Leeroy Jenkins is an old meme (rather than a vintage meme), your chainsaw does not work at max capacity.
    You are able to unhinge jumper-cables and a tank of gas without making it leak.
    The TV is able to work again, and the VHS player (along with the tape) work with next-to-no further problems.
    Upon playing the VHS tape, a booming voice is heard over a screen of a junkyard.

    "PLEASE STOP CALLING ME MEAN NAMES LIKE SHITBALL."

    I begin batting the Star with the computer chair. I put away the Nerf Gun for future use.

    The computer chair is able to withstand beating it against the ball, and using it grants you!
    An aerosol can and a pamphlet on "How to use your brand new US Military provided flamethrower!"
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pocket the flamethrower pamphlet.

    Look for a lighter and try to get that loose from the Star...
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I use my chainsaw again, on the

    shitball

    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭

    I use my chainsaw again, on the

    shitball

    Right before your chainsaw breaks, you're able to gain a clip of ammunition to a gun that you don't have.
    Meanie.
    Stop calling it names >:<

    Pocket the flamethrower pamphlet.

    Look for a lighter and try to get that loose from the Star...

    You get a very well decorated but moderately rusted Zippo lighter! However, it seems to have no fuel. Filling it up would take a great deal of accuracy if you were to use just the fuel can, as getting fuel anywhere but inside of the zippo could lead to it combusting entirely.
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