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Decrease the Thing! (Forum Game by Lefian)

LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
This forum game will probably fail, because I'm good at that. Please tell me if there is already an existing active forum game like this.

A ball of... most items known or reasonably imaginable to mankind floats in the universe, only barely bigger than the largest star, VY Canis Majoris (which is 1,420 time bigger than the Sun).

The objective of this game is to make the ball as small as possible. Destruction will start out slow, being able to take off or destroy pieces as large as a human at first. Use your imaginations, though. The possibilities are endless!
Most items you will be able to use against the ball can be found directly on or inside it, with rarer or more hazardous materials being found deeper.
If an action or item is too destructive or generally too large to be done at the ball's current state, then an action or item similar but smaller will be preformed or used, if possible.
Of course, you can also create things on the ball that can later destroy it, but will also count towards it's current size.
More rules might be added during the game's progression if I see that it's necessary.
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  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    i attack the star with.... the word "FIRST"

    The ball, now named Star, groans. A small piece of a magazine somehow manages to dislodge itself from Star. The magazine remnant reads:
    "TELEPHONE SCAM CHARGED WITH GROSS PRIVACY VIOLATION"
    Star is now exactly:
    One magazine remnant smaller.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,330Member ✭✭✭✭
    I hold a knife and stab the shitball and say
    "Knife :]" (pun intended)
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ATMunnATMunn Posts: 127Member ✭✭
    I kick Star in the face.

    If it has a face.

    Otherwise I just kick it.
    I don't know what to put here.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    ATMunn said:

    I kick Star in the face.

    If it has a face.

    Otherwise I just kick it.

    Star has no face, although a large mask, perhaps one melded over a very large person's face can be found. Upon kicking it, the mask shatters.

    I hold a knife and stab the shitball and say
    "Knife :]" (pun intended)

    The knife penetrates Star's surface surprisingly easy. Upon pulling the knife out, a mysterious liquid sprays forward for an extended amount of time. Although it looks edible, it's strongly advised that you don't attempt to consume anything that comes off of Star.

    Star is now exactly:
    One magazine remnant,
    One large mask,
    And one gallon of mysterious liquid smaller.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,330Member ✭✭✭✭
    I drink that liquid!!!!!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭

    I drink that liquid!!!!!

    It tastes like...
    ...
    ...
    Expired milk.
    You gain an increased resilience to later poisons... somehow.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,330Member ✭✭✭✭
    I look for a pistol inside...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭

    I look for a pistol inside...

    It takes a while to find a pistol, nonetheless a working one, but it is possible. The pistol- or rather, a revolver-, has four bullets inside.
    Star is now exactly
    One magazine remnant,
    One large mask,
    One gallon of mysterious liquid,
    And one revolver (four bullets) smaller.
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,330Member ✭✭✭✭
    I shoot three times with the revolver into the star
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭

    I shoot three times with the revolver into the star

    Sparks fly from Star, and a once barely attached tire is dislodged from it. The wheel zooms around the surrounding area quickly, air coming out of the bullet holes.
    Star is now exactly:
    One magazine remnant,
    One large mask,
    One gallon of mysterious liquid,
    One revolver (four bullets),
    And one tire.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,371Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I attempt to dislodge the sharpest thing I can from the Star.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,330Member ✭✭✭✭
    I punch the spitball multiple times
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭

    I attempt to dislodge the sharpest thing I can from the Star.

    You successfully find what looks to be a home-made weapon. A long piece of a mirror is molded or melted onto a TV-remote in some way. The mirror piece has several chips and serrations in it.

    I punch the spitball multiple times

    Although directly punching it is probably not the best move, I can't really stop you.
    Punching it wields little results, only a piece of bent metal about the size of one's head pops off.
    Star is now exactly:
    One magazine remnant,
    One large mask,
    One gallon of mysterious liquid,
    One revolver (four bullets),
    One tire,
    One home made sword,
    And one metal plate smaller.
    (Eventually I might spoiler the above, given that it gets too long)
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 7,330Member ✭✭✭✭
    I roundhouse kick the shitball
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    edited April 11

    I roundhouse kick the shitball

    You see a cowboy hat pop off of Star some distance away.
    Star is now exactly:
    One magazine remnant,
    One large mask,
    One gallon of mysterious liquid,
    One revolver (four bullets),
    One tire,
    One home made sword,
    One metal plate,
    And one cowboy hat smaller.
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  • ATMunnATMunn Posts: 127Member ✭✭
    I fly a quadcopter into Star.
    I don't know what to put here.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    Such items must be found inside of the ball or crafted from it's contents. Sorry m8.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,371Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I start slashing off pieces of the thing with the homemade sword.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭

    I start slashing off pieces of the thing with the homemade sword.

    Three things come loose with your slashes:
    A strange, locked cigar case.
    A cement block with a metal bar inside
    And a dented can of silly string.
    Add these to the list of lost items (I'll stop putting it here unless someone asks for the list)
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,371Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I continue slashing.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 726Member ✭✭
    i shoot a KameHameHa! at the star (if you dont know what that is.....well.... i resent you... JK)
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    i shoot a KameHameHa! at the star (if you dont know what that is.....well.... i resent you... JK)

    The 'Ha blasts off many, perhaps in the hundreds, plastic and metal bits off of what used to be a toybox with various toys in it.

    I continue slashing.

    After a while the mirror blades breaks, many pieces of the mirror being scattered elsewhere. However, you are able to break loose a computer and a tube of toothpaste, somehow without cutting into it.
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  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,410Member ✭✭✭
    I bite star
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    i sling a frozen pizza at "STAR"

    The pizza is consumed by Star, and the crust is later seen floating around in the space around you.
    Unfinished pizza is added to the ball's mass.
    maindog said:

    I bite star

    Since Star isn't really made of anything soft enough to bite off, you gained nothing that probably a chipped tooth.
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 13,371Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I rip out a hammer from the star and beat it with it.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭

    I rip out a hammer from the star and beat it with it.

    Your hammer breaks through what looked like a rather sturdy surface, that proved only to be a canvas painted to look like a brick wall. Upon pulling the hammer out, the easel comes along with the canvas. There's a rather large hole in the area below where the painting was.
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  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,410Member ✭✭✭
    I enter the hole
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Posts: 950Member ✭✭✭
    maindog said:

    I enter the hole

    The hole has alot of decorations, most of which seem to come from somewhere other than America. They are thrown about and torn. Somebody might have lived here, though there is no sign other than the decorations, and the items on the floor. The items consist of:
    Bullets (6)
    A glasses case filled with foreign currency.
    Duct tape
    And a small pamphlet advertising "The greatest move towards a cleaner planet".
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