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Businessmeme; The Kids Horror Business Fun Forum Game for Baby Toddler Teenage Elderly Adults.

BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
Welcome to businessmeme!
To play, say your real name, your nickname, and your type of business.
You start with a budget of $500K to start your business, and not only do you get to improve your business, you also get stories and plot lines and very thick situations that need thinking....
"Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    I own a large car business and other businesses and I am a billionaire, because I am the lord of this game.

    Money: $87B
    Companies:
    BkS4 Cars
    Filterluv Water Company
    Cheetoes
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 1,220Member ✭✭✭
    I own a large car business and other businesses and I am a billionaire, because I am the lord of this game.

    Money: $87B
    Companies:
    BkS4 Cars
    Filterluv Water Company
    Cheetoes
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    I own a large car business and other businesses and I am a billionaire, because I am the lord of this game.

    Money: $87B
    Companies:
    BkS4 Cars
    Filterluv Water Company
    Cheetoes

    You literally just copy and pasted Brainstorm's thing...Donut do that.

    Let's open a game studio.

    Owner name: Maxwell Burke
    Nickname: Max
    Business name: X-Studios
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,415Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    >overpowered GMPC in a competitive game

    That's not a red flag, that's a Soviet banner!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    McJagger said:

    I own a large car business and other businesses and I am a billionaire, because I am the lord of this game.

    Money: $87B
    Companies:
    BkS4 Cars
    Filterluv Water Company
    Cheetoes

    - You have a 500 thousand dollar budget to begin with
    - You must start with one business only
    - Names all taken
    - No copy.

    McJagger said:

    I own a large car business and other businesses and I am a billionaire, because I am the lord of this game.

    Money: $87B
    Companies:
    BkS4 Cars
    Filterluv Water Company
    Cheetoes

    You literally just copy and pasted Brainstorm's thing...Donut do that.

    Let's open a game studio.

    Owner name: Maxwell Burke
    Nickname: Max
    Business name: X-Studios
    X-Studios has been opened! Now how do you plan the company to be, a small building for 10K dollars, a decent building for 50K, a well-paid company for 200K?
    You can also start working on the next game... specify the description and the genre.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let's just start with a decent building. $50K for that.

    Game name - Crimson Stains
    Genre - Survival Horror
    Description - (NOTE: All except the last paragraph is, pretty much, a summary of the story. Jump to the last paragraph of the description to get to what the actual game is.)

    Welcome, new employee, to Project: Vortex. A project created by the Founder(real name unknown) to explore uncharted territory, and bring back information of what they had found. You're going to be assigned to Beta Team, and taken there shortly.

    Truth be told, Beta Team isn't the first team to be sent there. Epsilon Team was sent there, too, but they disappeared. We gave them 6 months to explore the territory Beta Team is now in, and then return home. It's been a year since then. But, hey, it's not like it's the first or last time one of our teams disappeared. Not even the first Epsilon Team to disappear.

    Your duties on Beta Team are simple; Explore new territory, and return home. You have 6 months. On the Founder's insistence, you're going to be supplied with a hand gun and a medkit, just in case. Can never be too careful, y'know? You'll also be supplied with some food to get you through the journey, but be careful not to eat it all at once - you do have a limited supply. If you need more food, you can set a few traps and catch wildlife for a quick snack.

    So, admittedly...There have been reports of an unidentified creature in the area Beta Team is assigned to. People call it the Crimson. Some people have went hunting for the thing and never returned...I know that might sound bad, but, really, you'll be fine.

    What's the worst that could happen?

    Crimson Stains is a survival horror game created by X-Studios. Eat food, or use it to bait traps to lure in the dreaded Crimson. Arm yourself with a handgun and a flashlight to rush out into the unknown, or stay within the camp and hope the others report back before it gets to them. Heal your broken arm using the med kit, or help a fellow employee with the wound on their torso. Above all, your choices will make or break this expedition. We hope you survive the experience.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    Looking at the details, it seems the game will be successful... however, you need to have a few settings

    Dimensions:
    2 Dimensional game (2D, very cheap and quick to make. Games using: Super Mario Bros, Pokémon Red, etc...)
    2.5 Dimensional game (2.5D, cheap and good, also decent and has its own fans. Games using: Food Battle, Castaway 2, etc...)
    3 Dimensional game (3D, slightly expensive, but gets many fans. Games using: the new Pokémon games, lots of other games)
    3+ Dimensional game (3+D, much like 3D games but with better special effects and sometimes the graphics make it appear like it is real, extremely expensive, but new and will gain popularity even if the game itself isn't that good, examples are games using Visual Reality effects.)


    Budget:

    Coloring:
    4B
    8B
    16B
    64B
    128B
    512B
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dimensions: 3D
    Budget: I have 500K, I used 50K of that to get the building...Let' set it to a solid 200K.
    Coloring: 64B.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    You start the work and now it's finished with alpha...

    A man comes up to you, and tells you that there's a problem, there are no toilets in the company and the builders forgot to build one.
    >build toilets for $5K
    >Ignore, let them bring their own bottles and use them
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Of course I'll build the toilets.

    I've now spent $255K overall...
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    Yes.

    You continue your work, the game's beta is finished, you can continue working, or release a little teaser and ads and stuff, or open the game for beta testing... that stuff.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Release a teaser image showcasing the Crimson itself staring menacingly at the player, with the word "SOON" written on it.

    Brightening the teaser shows a pair of glowing, yellow eyes watching the Crimson in the background.

    After releasing this trailer, release a partial beta; the first in-game day, with a hidden surprise...

    If players play the beta nearly perfectly(no damage taken, no other team members lost - requires excessive amounts of micromanagement of their team members), they will sight a second creature - likely the same creature as the one watching the Crimson in the teaser image - near the camp after seemingly waking up for the Second Day. Upon sighting the player, it will charge them. The player's avatar will be forced to hold still until it reaches them, jumpscaring them...

    And then, it's revealed that it was all just a dream. The player wakes up in their tent, and the Day 1 Beta ends.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    The detail wasn't really needed, but you get some bonus for that.
    Beta has been released and you collect 500K fans waiting for the game

    The game is now completed, you can release it now, or start advertising it and putting a fixed release date or stuff.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Release a trailer. This one showcases a lot of the behavior of the Crimson itself, with details you wouldn't notice in regular gameplay, like the Crimson hunting down wildlife if no Team Beta staff are in range, and even learning where traps are if he is caught by one and then escapes it.

    Then, set a fixed release date, that gives plenty of time to release more teasers/trailers and fix bugs found by beta testers.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    Done

    the game is released next turn, and you gather 1.2 million fans and 6K hype points
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    The final launch trailer is released the day the game comes out.

    It showcases the player finding the Crimson, shooting at wildlife to hunt, setting a trap for the monster, and even climbing a tree to escape the Crimson's wrath.

    It ends with the jumpscare from the Day 1 dream segment, showcasing the other creature - now officially named the Wendigo.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    The game is released

    Week 1
    The game gets lots of hype, and it purchased very quickly from all over the country... you now have 3 million fans... how much is the game cost again?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let's go with 10 bucks. Not much, but still probably enough for me to make munz from it.

    Also, can I schedule a Q&A live stream?
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    Week 1
    200K people buy your game this week, thus, you gain 2 million dollars plus 200 thousand dollars from in-game purchases

    And before I forget, what platform does your game play on? PC?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah, PC. But I might work out some ports later.

    I'll tell the employees to write up a few concepts for a game. I'll pick between one of their concepts. ((One of them will be a sequel to Crimson Stains.))
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    They make many good concepts, you have 4 great ones awaiting in the nearby document

    Week 2
    120K people buy your game, giving you an extra 1.2M dollars.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll read through the concepts. What do they got?
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭

    I'll read through the concepts. What do they got?

    Two concepts catch your eyes, the first one leads to the crimson actually being created by the Protagonist, another leads to that the protagonist killing the crimson, and becoming him after doing so
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I take particular notice to the second one.

    "Alright, guys...We have a sequel concept in our hands now," I say.

    I then check web forums, curious to see how people are handling the Wendigo. I left a lot of just what it does ambiguous - especially since you need to be en route to the True Ending(playing nearly perfectly all nights) to learn much about it at all. All that's known is that it's equally responsible for the disappearances attributed to the Crimson.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    You check the forums, most comments and talk about your games is positive.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    ((I like to think of the current X-Studios website like the Scott Games website, i.e. it pretty much just displays a teaser and nothing else...Though, there is a forums link for mine.))

    I make the teaser disappear to freak people the fuck out.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    The teaser disappears... not much freak is happening, but some does.

    Week 3
    Game gets 40K buys, getting you 400K dollars plus 3K of in-game purchased
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    There were no in-game purchases or DLC, actually, so minus that 3K.

    Also, I replace the teaser with one showing the Wendigo, with text on the right.

    "i'm still here"

    Brightening this one reveals a more full message...

    "i'm still here, laurel"

    Sit back and watch the ensuing chaos.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 9,903Member ✭✭✭✭
    Your forum flips out and hype is created, 700K more fans accumulate, leading your total fan base to 3.7M
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 14,941Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Another trailer appears, showing...A girl, in the darkness.

    "I have to run"

    Brightening it reveals more of her appearance, and nothing else.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    "tfw he won't listen to a 40 year old man rap about vegetables and then he tells me this" - Goldra
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