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"Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato." Therefore, Ask Me Anything

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  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    Giraffes or Otters?
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭
    why is the sky white
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maniklas said:

    How many jenga towers can you store in a jenga modus?

    One, which is the Jenga modus itself. See, it's not that it is impossible, it's just that I'm not allowed (anymore) to put more than one in it.

    iceklaus said:

    Giraffes or Otters?

    image

    image


    ... Tough one. I'll let you choose.

    why is the sky white

    Haven't you learned by now that the result of every color of every thing is Au-
    Oh, that one? Because air is white.

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    Giratters or Otraffes....

    Well, I like them equally, that's why I asked. (I only have a giraffe themed t-shirt thou, I still have to find a otter themed one)

    Would you like to see my giraffe themed t-shirt?
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭
    WHY ARE THE CABBAGES RADIOACTIVE
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    Giratters or Otraffes....

    Well, I like them equally, that's why I asked.

    Obviously the only practical solution to this conundrum is to genetically engineer a giraffe-otter hybrid.
    This shall be man's greatest achievement since the invention of the square wheel.
    iceklaus said:

    (I only have a giraffe themed t-shirt thou, I still have to find a otter themed one)

    Would you like to see my giraffe themed t-shirt?

    Well, does the t-shirt comes with your body in it?

    WHY ARE THE CABBAGES RADIOACTIVE

    Because they're not natural.

    Maniklas said:

    WHY ARE SHITPOSTS SO COMMON

    I'd like to know too. Not that I mind, but by now I think Lava is just trying to avoid my getting him arrested, even though he got absolved for the price of none other than you.

    I dunno, maybe he's also trying to avoid answering his own AMA.
    I'm not a ignilogist, I'm not supposed to understand such entities.

  • sharklasersharklaser Member Posts: 75 ✭✭
    have you been shutting down all my alchemy labs?
    what's a signature
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    well, It may come in three packages

    preorder: t-shirt
    premium: t-shirt + body
    full dlc fanboy pack: t-shirt + body + other clothes

    cost may depend on level of package, bitcoin market value (v) derivative dv/dt, amount of trump tweets, giraffe shyness and living lemmings.
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    have you been shutting down all my alchemy labs?

    What? Alchemy labs?
    shit, he's onto me
    No, never. Of course not.
    destabilize his antimatter condensers NOW
    Honestly, I find it offensive that you think I'd do something like that.

    iceklaus said:

    well, It may come in three packages

    preorder: t-shirt
    premium: t-shirt + body
    full dlc fanboy pack: t-shirt + body + other clothes

    cost may depend on level of package, bitcoin market value (v) derivative dv/dt, amount of trump tweets, giraffe shyness and living lemmings.

    Hmm, okay... Right, good... Yeah, sound fair and all. Sur- wait, Lemmings?!
    Oh, no! Not those fuckers! All they're good at is getting themselves nuked!

    I'm sorry, the products are tempting, but the price is far too unreasonable.

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    that's ok, for advanced puppies we have special price table

    preorder: t-shirt
    cost: a wink
    premium: t-shirt + body
    cost: PM
    full dlc fanboy pack: t-shirt + body + other clothes
    cost: PM + wink

    also, would you like to check out our line of failed poetry?
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    edited April 17
    Would you like to check out MY line of FAKE poetry?
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    that's ok, for advanced puppies we have special price table

    Hey now, I never explicitly stated that I am an advanced dog, now did I?
    Oh, but sure, I can pretend to be one for the sake of simplicity.
    iceklaus said:

    preorder: t-shirt
    cost: a wink
    premium: t-shirt + body
    cost: PM
    full dlc fanboy pack: t-shirt + body + other clothes
    cost: PM + wink

    I don't get the PM restriction. Why shouldn't I share my adorableness with the world?
    Mmm... Okay, listen. Only ice is allowed into here. Be a good asker and skip this one if you're not him.

    I said only iceklaus is allowed!
    Enter password:
    Enter password: **********
    image
    What? There's your hidden wink. We're done. Don't make me do what I always do.



    Phew, that's a heavy one. Let it be said here that whoever quotes the above part of this post gets both banned from my AMA and a flag.

    And finally.
    iceklaus said:

    also, would you like to check out our line of failed poetry?

    "Our"?
    I mean, yeah, of course.

    Maniklas said:

    Would you like to check out MY line of FAKE poetry?

    You too? Is it written art week and nobody told me? I coulda swear that happens in November.
    Oh, but yes, yours as well.

  • sharklasersharklaser Member Posts: 75 ✭✭
    i don't even have any antimatter condensers, you are telling me they can become unstable?
    what's a signature
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    edited April 17
    Oh, that's a relief, I don't think the other packages were available.




    Oh well, our logistics department is a bit jammed, the failed poetry requested may come soon, please be patient.

    Our usage of "we" is standard shopkeeper procedural way of speaking, stay alert for discounts.

    Isn't the giraffe cute?

    PeditS: too bad the other packages were not negotiable, the owner's man-boobs positioned right in the giraffe's eyebrows give a neat tridimensional effect.
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    Every word you say is
    every lie you will tell
    I'm quite tired of your words and lies
    I'm quite tired of you
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    i don't even have any antimatter condensers, you are telling me they can become unstable?

    Antimatter what now? Conditioning?
    your inquiring will only get hurt
    I'm sorry, I've no idea why'd you bring air conditioners up now of all times.

    iceklaus said:

    Oh, that's a relief, I don't think the other packages were available.

    ~giraffo~
    Is nice t-shirt.
    iceklaus said:

    Our usage of "we" is standard shopkeeper procedural way of speaking, stay alert for discounts.

    Ah, is that how it is, eh. I understand everything now. <- doesn't get it at all
    iceklaus said:

    Isn't the giraffe cute?

    (puts on monocle) Quite.
    iceklaus said:

    PeditS: too bad the other packages were not negotiable, the owner's man-boobs positioned right in the giraffe's eyebrows give a neat tridimensional effect.

    AH! Post-scriptum edit! So that's what PeditS is supposed to mean! Goddammit! Who came up with that? I'm gonna shout them so hard they're gonna go bald!

    Ahem, anyway. (takes off monocle)
    Yes, I imagine the topographical image to be mind-blowing.
    iceklaus said:

    Oh well, our logistics department is a bit jammed, the failed poetry requested may come soon, please be patient.

    No hurry. I'll delight myself with Maniklas' for the time being.
    Speaking of which.

    Maniklas said:

    Every word you say is
    every lie you will tell
    I'm quite tired of your words and lies
    I'm quite tired of you

    Eh, I give it a 3 outta 5. Not sense of rhythm nor rhyme, but it's original and gives off an air that the author is fed up.
    Now with whom, I wonder.

    Are you implying that I'm annoying you? Maybe you should wait for my next face before saying that.
    Actually, you know what. Do it.
    Because that's enough of dog. I mean, it's not even a real dog, for crying out loud! Loud, she is, but not a dog.

    Yeah, if I'm going to pretend to be something that I'm not, might as well go full-on jackass!

  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Member Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭
    edited April 18
    sosig or steamed hams
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    "
    Take me down while standing tall
    into shattered pieces fall
    laughing now tears rush by
    rolling down from this high
    what is known, what is seen
    wash this battered mind to clean
    watch me smile here and past
    rictus grins that will not last
    knowing of the pain to come
    colouring each and every moment fun
    screaming now in joy or pain
    always have they felt the same
    only in this sea at dark
    when light is gone and hope depart
    there i find that fateful step
    to take me up the slope so swept
    then i smile, i laugh once more
    offer myself as emotions whore
    though in that moment of breathlessness
    where i don't have to face this test
    there is a hope that i'll just stop
    no more struggle to that top
    dear ocean then, call my soul
    let me pretend that i am whole
    for i would swim the waters again
    please, let me swim the waters again.
    "
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    sosig or steamed hams

    I already overused Steamed Hams. I like the clip, but I don't like the titular hams, nor am I contributing a lot to the meme's development.

    Yeah, gonna have to go with whatever "sosig" is.
    Wait, I have Google. I can learn what sosig is.

    Okay, that was almost a perfect waste of time.
    Almost.

    Because that's Trauma Center. So I choose best fad of YouTube's history.

    Maniklas said:

    ~Bipolar~

    Aw (wo)man, and I here I was, hoping for some originality.

    But I get that you were only trying to please your not-master, can't be mad at such a sweet display. Just a small tip: next time try something with a little more... Feeling.
    (I will give you candy for that.)

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    My old pseudo poetry is too depressing, I'll try some new ones.

    Roses are red
    Boobs are great
    I'll kick you in the balls
    If you install windows 8
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    My old pseudo poetry is too depressing, I'll try some new ones.

    Roses are red
    Boobs are great
    I'll kick you in the balls
    If you install windows 8

    Good poem. Shame you couldn't recite that to Billy the Gate on 2012.

  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    Well there's a reason I quoted it

    How many poems have you read?
  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    I miss super metroid
    life seemed to beso simple
    worst problem, a pimple
    would you fill my void?
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maniklas said:

    Well there's a reason I quoted it

    If the reason is that you want easy candy, I already dropped the hints.
    Maniklas said:

    How many poems have you read?

    Wow, that's... Several. Like, a real lot. I had books of those. Many, many books. Each of which with many, many poems.
    Then I barbecue'd'em. I'm an art consumer. ;)

    (wait, isn't eating that sorta stuff the multi-eyed-horned-lion's thing?)

    iceklaus said:

    I miss super metroid
    life seemed to beso simple
    worst problem, a pimple
    would you fill my void?

    Is it fair to rate a poem "poetic"?

    As for the last line, I fear I cannot. I only fill void with grey.

  • iceklausiceklaus Member Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭
    The floor is Lava
    Angels play harp
    Who chooses java
    Over glorious C#
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    @iceklaus I do, but that's because I'm not that well into C# atm.

    So why is a bump in a forum much bumpier than the bumpiest bump on planet earth?
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    The floor is Lava
    Angels play harp
    Who chooses java
    Over glorious C#

    The floor is @Lava_Entity, who still hasn't update his AMA?
    Huh. Would never have guessed he was into that.

    And I must say Java is more straightforward than C#. At least, I'll take the former over the later because using Java wasn't literally a chore.

    Maniklas said:

    iceklaus I do, but that's because I'm not that well into C# atm.

    Wait, so we all here are coders? Hot damn.
    Maniklas said:

    So why is a bump in a forum much bumpier than the bumpiest bump on planet earth?

    Because Earth has not bumps. Earth is, as one lovable muscle-head idiot has brilliantly put it,
    image

    ...
    I should finish that already.

  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭
    Shut up, I don't even like when people joke about that -_-

    BTW what do you think about the fact that


    As I said, I don't really even like jokes about it, but it's fun to make fun of the people who ACTUALLY believe in it.

    (I'm really sorry if I offended someone)
  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maniklas said:

    Shut up, I don't even like when people joke about that -_-

    BTW what do you think about the fact that


    As I said, I don't really even like jokes about it, but it's fun to make fun of the people who ACTUALLY believe in it.

    (I'm really sorry if I offended someone)

    Well well well. Quite the bipolar, are we?

    I'm not gonna call you out on your hypocrisy, but why would something like make you upset? A sore subject, I wager, so don't feel obliged to answer that.

    And what I think about that post? Meh. It could mean anything. My personal theory is they have a spy who seized the perfect opportunity.

    Also, don't apologize! If you think flat-Earthers are dumb, stand up for your opinion!
    I mean, people who think a disc can be a celestial body are one of the least serious threats to the world, virtual or otherwise.

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