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Choose how you wanna die to a god!

DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Member, Wiener Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭✭✭
Huitzilopochtli appears in front of you and explains the situation.

Human sacrifice rates have gone down in the past millenium, for some reason, and now the Sun is running on emergency power reserves. If something isn’t done, the Sun will become dim enough for the Obsidian Butterfly and her army of Tzitzimimeh, the skeletal women whom all humanity is descended from and have rattlesnakes for penises, to destroy it.

Until they have a proper source of BLOOD to power the Sun, they have to rely on randomly selected human beings to be killed so that the Earth doesn’t freeze to death. This is where you come in.

Now that you have been chosen to die for a noble cause, you can pick your method of being sacrificed, any form of death is acceptable as long as you die within 6 hours (Earth time, not from your perspective). If you don’t choose your method of death by 6 hours, he’ll just rip out your heart.


  • idcidc Member Posts: 139 ✭✭✭
    I'll choose having my heart ripped out.
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  • ViniVini Member Posts: 3,342 ✭✭✭✭✭
    >Obsidian Butterfly
    >skeletal women
    >rattlesnakes for penises

    I choose death by snu-snu with the Tzitzimimeh!

  • adam_antichristadam_antichrist Member Posts: 499 ✭✭✭
    Flying a jumbo jet into an office tower filled with some of the least innocent people in the world

  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,836 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Death by supermassive black hole.

  • AudiotAudiot Member Posts: 95 ✭✭
    I want my brain to be shut off slowly, one region/lobe at a time, every five minutes. It'd be super cool to experience that. Or it would be horrible, who knows.
    For to be of not wanting specifications. We just gotta!
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,970 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Either be in a giant nuke going down to Israel, or freeze to death with liquid nitrogen
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  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Member Posts: 3,788 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Either be in a giant nuke going down to Israel, or freeze to death with liquid nitrogen

    I feel like there's an anti-semetic joke to be made, but I'm not going to make it.
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  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭
    I wish to die via. 250 decibel loud Vsauce intro slowed down to 8 hours.
  • DWalkthroughGuyDWalkthroughGuy Member, Conversationalist Posts: 656 ✭✭
    See something so funny that I suffocate. Even while I gasp for breath the joke is too funny to just stop laughing. Of course, I might not die, but bear with me here
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