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Stats (The overly complex RPG)

gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
edited March 10 in Playground
This is a game in which, as the name implies it is all about stats. There will be alots of type of stats and growing from post to post. At the start, you will be able to do anything you or an average human can plus atempt to do almost anything you can imagine resulting in absurd things and, most of the time, more stats.
No NSFW permitted.
Also, i will be reaally glad if you give me tips for modding a session.
SETUP

You wake up in a white room without any doors or window, since you completely forgot how you got there, you dig trough your memory, being unable to find anything useful, you look at this overly used cliche and realize this is going to be a really long day.
STATS HERE: http://pastebin.com/biggveJk
"First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
I am no way profesional
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Try to open a passageway...WITH MY MIND!

    ((I'm gonna be doing things WITH MY MIND!™ a lot.))
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    ((Yeah i have saw youin other posts, should i give you mp bonus for the price of your hp?))
    Concentrating as much as you can, a shimmer of light appears on the wall, and a passage seems to start oppening...
    Nope just an optical illusion.
    +5 exp(r)
    +0.5 MP for trying
    +0.1 boredom
    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I attempt to forge a sword
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 8
    Not a lot of stuff to work with, however, with some paper and cardboard, you manage to make a handmade sword...
    +3 EXP(r)
    +1 Creativity
    +0.5 Sword LVL
    +0.1 Boredom
    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I go in search of materials to forge an actual sword
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm not gonna be doing the Sans shit. Leaving that behind here. So, I'd like a more balanced MP/HP setup.

    I try to make a warhammer in a similar manner to Maindog's arts/crafts sword.
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 8
    Well, the room looks pretty much empty, however you mange to find...
    +3 rocks
    +0.5 boredom
    +0.5 exp

    I'm not gonna be doing the Sans shit. Leaving that behind here. So, I'd like a more balanced MP/HP setup.

    I try to make a warhammer in a similar manner to Maindog's arts/crafts sword.

    You make one similarly:
    +3 exp
    +0.5 hammer LVL
    +0.1 boredom


    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I then look for materials to upgrade the warhammer with.
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 8
    ADVENTURE PASTEBIN (always i save, my post goes to moderation):
    http://pastebin.com/biggveJk

    I then look for materials to upgrade the warhammer with.

    ((Respecting turns more after this, have things to do))
    You find...
    +3 rocks
    + 0.5 exp
    + 0.5 boredom

    Suddenly you hear crumbling sounds from outside the room.
    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Find something to stick the rocks to the end of the warhammer with, as well as something to make the handle more sturdy.
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    edited March 9
    I examine the walls, attempting to find a way out
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 9

    Find something to stick the rocks to the end of the warhammer with, as well as something to make the handle more sturdy.

    You find a particularly shaped rocke, might be useful...
    + 1 Crafting tool level
    maindog said:

    I examine the walls, attempting to find a way out

    Being near the wall, the crumbling noises sound more now, the wall seems to b vibrating, upon touching it, you feel a really smooth texture, suddenly however, it feels like melting into a lumpy colloid, then you hear a beep...
    + 1 colloid
    + 1 intellect
    + 0.5 creativity

    ...seemingly out of nowhere a plastic white pole hits Running's leg, the pole has letters that read "Go do something"
    +1 pole
    + 0.4 boredom

    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I use the pole to poke at the ceiling, attempting to find a secret panel or something
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    I don't understand y'alls slight towards weaponry. A threat hasn't posed itself yet. No need for violence! Violence is not the answer!
    I try to make a peace offering with the Dashamans, in hopes of receiving survival essentials.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • GoldraGoldra Member Posts: 2,568 ✭✭✭
    I'll join.
    "You don't get famous by stating that you are getting more famous. That's nonsense!" ~Karlolin
    "IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
    "Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
    "The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
    "When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I still need stuff to make the handle of the warhammer sturdier, as well as just glue or something to hold the thing together when the upgrade is here.
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 9
    ((Oh jeez))
    maindog said:

    I use the pole to poke at the ceiling, attempting to find a secret panel or something

    *beep* The ceiling starts uhmm... melting?
    + 3 colloids
    + 0.5 intelect
    + 0-5 exp
    Lefian said:

    I don't understand y'alls slight towards weaponry. A threat hasn't posed itself yet. No need for violence! Violence is not the answer!
    I try to make a peace offering with the Dashamans, in hopes of receiving survival essentials.

    You hear (nobody else does) a voice telling you it might be to late for that, however, with enough sacriface, the world will become peaceful again))
    +2PP (peace points)
    +0.1 self awareness
    +1 exp
    Goldra said:

    I'll join.

    Great, getting you in: You remember your last words before getting into the room
    +1memory

    I still need stuff to make the handle of the warhammer sturdier, as well as just glue or something to hold the thing together when the upgrade is here.

    +1 ceiling stick (fell from the ceiling)
    +0.5 exp
    ENVIROMENT
    -0.1 boredom
    -0.1 peace
    Out of the hole, a Gelatinous Doge Rip-Off appears (wait, what?)
    Check your stats here: http://pastebin.com/biggveJk
    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • GoldraGoldra Member Posts: 2,568 ✭✭✭
    I'll look around the room.
    "You don't get famous by stating that you are getting more famous. That's nonsense!" ~Karlolin
    "IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
    "Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
    "The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
    "When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,832 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll join, and kick the nearest thing I can.

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,438 ✭✭✭✭
    I join
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
    Dashnet RPG Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/6301gzzx
  • maindogmaindog Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭
    I look at Lefian and say "it's just in case something attacks us. Right now though, We need to find a way out."
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Upgrade the handle of the warhammer with the ceiling stick.
  • CalamityCalamity Member, Friendly Posts: 15,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jump around the room.


  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    I let out a long sigh.
    No materials? Shiiit, let's kill stuff.
    I begin to look around for a sharp rock, or perhaps a piece of the wall that resembles an arrowhead.
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • jupiterboyjupiterboy Member, Wiener Posts: 53
    edited March 10
    I'll join

    I pick up a large rock and repeatedly throw it at the walls of the room, trying to break out.

    Post edited by Chisako on
  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 9
    Goldra said:

    I'll look around the room.

    As you wake up you find a rock laying near you, later you find a dog that looks like a meme, some people that had alrady woke up, and a melted ceiling...
    +1 intellect
    +0.5 exp
    + 1 patience

    I'll join, and kick the nearest thing I can.

    Since you woke up you knew what to do, decided to kick Goldra, you begin to prepare for the biggest momment in you life...
    Nope, too far, you instead kick a rock, which is later catched by the dog...
    +1 kickingLVL
    +0.5 accuracy
    +1 impulsivity

    I join

    Great...
    +1 memory
    maindog said:

    I look at Lefian and say "it's just in case something attacks us. Right now though, We need to find a way out."

    ((hole in the ceiling))
    Lefian answers
    + 1 leadership

    Upgrade the handle of the warhammer with the ceiling stick.

    You start crafting it...
    +0.5 HammerLVL
    +2 exp
    -1 Ceiling stick
    Calamity said:

    Jump around the room.

    The room trembles upon a wild "Calamity" (Oh no, the bad jokes startes coming)
    +0.5 exp
    + 1 impulsivity
    + 1 jumping
    Lefian said:

    I let out a long sigh.
    No materials? Shiiit, let's kill stuff.
    I begin to look around for a sharp rock, or perhaps a piece of the wall that resembles an arrowhead.

    +1 sharp rock
    +1 ceiling arrowhead... forget it, now it is an stick
    +0.5 exp

    I pick up a large rock and repeatedly throw it at the walls of the room, trying to break out.

    The wall seems to melt, except the rock gets stuck in a wall, and the colloids absorb the rock....
    +1 str (strength)
    + 1 exp

    Events the Dog gives the rock to UIOMANCAT
    -0.2 boredom
    + 0.1 madness
    + 0.05 FF (fear factor)
    ((constant after 4:00, thursdays forgeti it, weekends nobody knows))
    ((EDIT: I can do update today actually, still lotss of things to do))
    Post edited by gneratoror on
    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Use the rocks to upgrade the warhammer. Put my sharp rock on one side, and the not-sharp one on the other.

    ((A hammer combined with a dagger. The hagger.))
  • LefianLefian Member Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭
    Are the walls melting away, or just in a weird constant motion?
    mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • UiomancantUiomancant Member, Cool, Flagger Posts: 9,832 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm going to directly kick the dog.

  • gneratororgneratoror Member Posts: 133 ✭✭
    edited March 9
    Lefian said:

    Are the walls realy melting?

    In rather weird constant motion, except for the ceilling thanks to gravity.
    "First off, you should read my name again." -Uiomanca[n]t
    I am no way profesional
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