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I have a... (The classic roasting game!)

Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭
edited December 2016 in Playground
A few friends of mine were around the lunch table. I sat down last (as always), and someone suggested a new game. This game is absolutely hilarious and really simple. This is how it works:

One person says "I have a...", then a second person says something the one who said "I have a..." has. You can really do anything, but roasting the other guy is pretty funny.

Poster 1: I have a...
Poster 2: Huge freakin ego. I have a...
Poster 3: Stupid haircut. I have a...
etc.

Edit: I made the rules a little clearer just in case...

Now, let's start!
I have a...
You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
"I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
Post edited by Frank_3everest on
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  • PalutenaPalutena Member Posts: 464 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...pen. I have an apple. Uhh! Apple pen!
    ...really bad future.
    I have...
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  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭
    a terrible vision of humanity
    I have a...
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2016
    default avatar.
    I have a...
    Post edited by Frank_3everest on
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    piece of spinach in my teeth.
    I have a...
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭
    post count in the double digits!
    I have a...
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    flea on me that is making more!
    I have a...
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2016
    two ended tail!
    I have a...
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    deadly diesese that will soon kill me.
    I have a...
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,386 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...Dumbass who tied strings to my arms and is making me dance.

    I have a...
  • shadowm34shadowm34 Member Posts: 6
    Murderer as a freind
  • shadowm34shadowm34 Member Posts: 6
    I have a....
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭
    tendency to double post instead of containing the whole message in one post.

    I have a...
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • shadowm34shadowm34 Member Posts: 6
    :( sad face
  • shadowm34shadowm34 Member Posts: 6
    Srry I didn't mean to! >:(
  • shadowm34shadowm34 Member Posts: 6
    *To double post
  • Frank_3everestFrank_3everest Member Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2016
    LMAO
    Edit: You can edit posts with that gear in the top corner of your post. If I'm going to be a tool about it, I might as well help you.
    You can't make a joke with my own language and expect me to get it. I'm not that smart!-@Dasbloody
    "I took things to fart"-@KhantStopButtnugget
    Pantaloons are pretty much man skirts. Even though they aren't. -@MiningcookiesVIII
    Congratules! Your reward is this paper cup. -@DoomlordKravoka

    Dragon cave profile up in here- http://dragcave.net/user/Frank_Eeverest
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Member Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭

    tendency to double post instead of containing the whole message in one post.

    I have a...

    ... really tiny penis

    I have a...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

    the following link is the best thing that could happen to you: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussions/tagged/brainstormgame

    Currently managing a large-based forum game.. DashNet RPG! Play it now: http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/15882/dashnet-rpg-dashnets-greatest-forum-game-of-all-time
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  • ManiklasManiklas Member Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭
    ...heterophobia
    (REVIVE!)
    I have a.....
    Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?
    The world may never know
    "You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas
    "Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse
    """"My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu
    Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    unchanged avatar

    I have a..
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Member Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭✭✭
    prison sentence.

    I have a...
    "its like every 5 AS you require 10x more souls." -uiomancant
    My Pokefarm Q Account
    Dashnet Plays NationStates: Play now! Please...
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    unchanged avatar

    I have a..
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,386 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...Thing about posts that are exact copies of other posts.

    I have a...
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    liking for Sans and Chloe Price.

    I have a...
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • ChisakoChisako Moderator, Helpful, Cool, Conversationalist, Funny, Cake Posts: 1,042 Mod
    moderator watching your steps.

    I have a...
    "You hit the box with maniklas, OMG, IT OPENS! Wait, that was maniklas, wrong side."~brainstorm
    "Please respect the Rules. You can look them up at any time:
    Rules for Off-Topic Section | Rules for Playground | Rules for Cookie Clicker Section"~me
  • Jarr2003Jarr2003 Member Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭✭✭
    soon to be high banned-users count.

    I have a...
    "its like every 5 AS you require 10x more souls." -uiomancant
    My Pokefarm Q Account
    Dashnet Plays NationStates: Play now! Please...
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    good luck.

    I have a...
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • CarmoryCarmory Member, Wiener Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭✭
    nice jailed icon.

    I have a...
    lol rir nice flag
  • dt200dt200 Member, Wiener Posts: 2,707 ✭✭
    shitpoll amount that is...

    OVER 9000!

    I have a...
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • CarmoryCarmory Member, Wiener Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭✭
    point to post ratio that is exactly 0.01049656842

    I have a...
    lol rir nice flag
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Member, Friendly Posts: 15,386 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dank meme lmao XDDDD

    I have a...
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