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The Un-Openable Box (Forum Game)

BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2016 in Playground
You and your friends were walking one day, talking and chatting... until they came upon a box, they tried opening it, cracking it, and even hacking it, but it refused to open... Since then, they have taken the box to the backyard and have tried to open it


Basically, there is no HP counter, it is your imagination. You must try to open the box by any means possible.

What you can do?

You can...
1- Use your imagination to directly attack it, as throw a nuke or punch it with fists of iron.
2- Use your imagination to indirectly attack it, like build a sentry turret or summon a dwarf.
3- Use your.... well... muscles to move it to any place you want, like a park or a spike factory.
4- Use your imagination to buff allies
5- Use your imagination to actually try and open it using something instead of destroying it.

And soon... you can start Raid Parties to try and destroy the box, debuff other parties, and destroy their buildings!


Begin!
"Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
"You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
"We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
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Comments

  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,670Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I go into the dungeon to level up


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    Cookie said:

    I go into the dungeon to level up

    No
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,670Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why not if there is raids there is levels and if there is levels there is fantasy monsters and if there is fantasy monsters there are dungeons .


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    Cookie said:

    Why not if there is raids there is levels and if there is levels there is fantasy monsters and if there is fantasy monsters there are dungeons .

    Please don't ruin this.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,670Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I get a crowbar and try to open the box with it.


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    The box refuses to even move...


    Pr0 T1p: No need to feel down, you get experience for trying.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • TrevinMacielTrevinMaciel Posts: 1,017Member
    I 360 noscope the box.
    "Dude, I'm pretty sure you can't just quote yourself." "After this game is finished we will celebrate... by starting a "Count to 25,000 starting from 10,000" thread!" -Brainstorm
    "You're gonna have a bad time." -Running In Reverse "http://i.imgur.com/2jStH32.png" -Cookie
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I appear.

    *heya.
    *you've been busy, haven't you?

    (1/?)
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • ThatOneManThatOneMan Posts: 160Member ✭✭
    I make a gigantic blade to slice the box in half.It comes down and......
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    @TrevinMaciel *snipe* *snipe* *snipe* not even a scratch!
    +12 XP
    @RunninginReverse Um... welcome?
    @ThatOneMan you strike the box with maximum force, but fail to even leave a tiny mark.
    +19 XP
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2016
    ((This is gonna be essentially Sans' attempt at opening the box.))

    *i guess trying to talk my way through this is kind of not gonna work.
    *you're kind of not a living thing, so, uh...

    I pull a hood over my head.

    *it's a beautiful day outside.
    *birds are chirping, flowers are blooming..
    *on days like this, boxes like you...

    My left eye glows blue...

    (2/3)
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    O...kay?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    *Should be burning in hell.

    The box begins to glow blue, as does my hand. I throw it with a form of telekinesis, into the wall of the nearest building, then the ground, then the wall again, then the ground twice, then the wall twice.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    @RunninginReverse SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The box returns to its location, good as new!

    +109 XP



    Player Upgrade!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    *well.
    *i guess that's why people don't use their strongest attack first.

    I send a line of short bone "spears" at the box.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    Swoosh swoosh swoosh! The box yawns, even though it has no mouth... or brain... or hand...

    +12 xp
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Two floating goat skulls appear behind me...

    *i guess we have to do things the hard way.

    (1/2)
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    @TheHeathens SMACK! the hammer repels and hits your balls. +18 XP
    @RunninginReverse O...kay?
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • BreadstickBreadstick Posts: 512Member ✭✭✭
    I throw a holy hand grenade at the box.
    Breadstick
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    @Breadstick the grenade explodes at the box, barely destroying one wood molecule. +18 XP
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    The goat skull things open their mouths, beams of energy rushing forward...

    (2/2 of the charge attack)
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    You blast the box away, but it teleports back. +123 XP
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    *...i'm running out of sans-ish attacks.
    *well, that's just gonna make this harder.

    (1/4)
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    ok
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,670Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I bite the box.


  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    *so, i'll tell you what.
    *i'm not sure either of us want to keep this fight up.

    (2/4)
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,670Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I smack the box!


  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 12,600Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cookie said:

    I smack the box!

    You can't make two actions in the same turn, pretty sure.
    "My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot
    Creator of DASHNETTALE
    * Seeing this AU based on the community fills you with DETERMINATION.
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,073Member ✭✭✭✭
    @Cookie you bite the box, but your teeth fall out! +7 XP
    @RunninginReverse 2/4, also, I know what's spam and what's not spam.



    The box releases a blast of eon gas on all players! player upgrade!!!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
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