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Joke Of The Day Thread!

BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
In here, you will post a funny joke you heard of or a riddle you have, every day I will declare a winner of the Joke Of The Day and his name will come up here in the main forum page.
Just don't take this seriously, joke around and you may win for not being serious!
Rules:
NO SPAM!
Maximum of 2 jokes per post, I could let in 3 if they are not too long.
One post only before another person comments
It's not suggested to use a joke from the internet, but go ahead.
The new competition day starts when I declare it does.

Let the games begin!
"Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
"You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
"We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv

Comments

  • ViniVini Posts: 2,014Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2016

    It's not suggested to use a joke from the internet, but go ahead.

    I think you'll find that the Internet pretty much covers everything.


    Right. A joke. Lessee...

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    They were short on turkeys.
    Get it? Because it got to the "other side".
    I think I'm in the wrong thread for this...

  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Vini said:

    It's not suggested to use a joke from the internet, but go ahead.

    I think you'll find that the Internet pretty much covers everything.
    I said that it just not suggested, but it's perfectly allowed.


    Now, to prevent more offtopitivity...

    Why don't demons feel lonely?

    They have kompany!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,660Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I dont get it


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Cookie said:

    I dont get it

    Me neither.


    More re-railing jokes:
    What did the fly say to the waiter?
    "Mister, there's a human in my pee soup!"
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,660Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I dont get this one either


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Cookie said:

    I dont get this one either

    Pls stop de-railing the thread.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 14,660Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    But if they dont make sense , how can one laugh . Its laughable really.


  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Cookie said:

    But if they dont make sense , how can one laugh . Its laughable really.

    I'm not the one supposed to post jokes.


    STOP DERAILING!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • IdlerIdler Posts: 3,204Member, Wiener, Double Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why did the mouse cross the road?

    Because there's a wall!
    "Banned for not putting your quote to signature." - Tellurium
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
    To go to the second hand shop.


    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Peas
    Peas who?
    Peas to meet you but lettuce in.


    Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded near her

    EVERYWHERE!


    Why did everyone at the bar die?

    Because the punch was spiked.


    Get ready because I'm going to say the best joke ever...

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    ...


    ...


    The best joke ever...
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Wow, I guess I need another bump, but this is the best excuse for a joke-bump ever.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Bump I guess

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • Minesh125Minesh125 Posts: 238Member ✭✭
    im the 69+1th view
    Some stuff to write down:
    YT CHANNEL: https://youtube.com/channel/UCIGvyF_k5j9nD9mQIe_t6lQ
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris doesn't move, the earth rotates to match his next position.

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't go up, the earth goes down.

    Chuck Norris once had a race against time
    Time is still running

    Chuck Norris succeeded in 5 kamikaze missions

    Chuck Norris died, but Death hasn't built up the courage to face him
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭

    ok i got a good one, theres a boat with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on it, the boat sinks what is saved(america)

    Today's winners:
    crunchy_taco

    earned 1 VOTES out of 1 VOTES
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 6,044Member ✭✭✭✭
    Achoo!
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm
    "You, young man, have increased the troll count by 1, troll thread count by 1, and countless other count counter counts by 1." -Brainstorm
    "We now have a perfect excuse to necrobump forum games." -Brainstorm
    I wonder what this is! Only the most epic link EVER! :o
    Pastebin statpage for Dungeon Maker: http://pastebin.com/mdPqPQVv
  • DoomlordKravokaDoomlordKravoka Posts: 3,375Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭✭
    ITT: Outdated memes and jokes stolen from the Reddit front page.
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