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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    356. Buy over $10,000 worth of stuff and offer to pay the employer in dimes and $5 cheques.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,545Member ✭✭✭
    edited November 2016
    357. Around Christmas, go around offering random people a "gift" that turns out to be a 'dick-in-a-box'
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • dt200dt200 Posts: 2,707Member, Wiener ✭✭
    358. Shove a stick of dynamite into the managers mouth, light it, and lock him in a room.
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    359. Call the employees "Slaves of the Mart of Wal", and then stab the manager with a dick.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • dt200dt200 Posts: 2,707Member, Wiener ✭✭
    360. Commit arson.
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    361. Start hitting people in the head with a femur bone(preferably real, but plastic works) while wearing a skull mask. When security comes, ask them if they wanna have a bad time, and warn them that, if they take one more step forward, they're REALLY not gonna like what happens next.
    362. Be Rick Harrison, and turn Wal-Mart into your Pawn Shop. You work here with the old manager and your son, Big Security Guard. One thing you've learned after 21 years, you never know WHAT is gonna walk through that checkout. Buy a TV, and when they tell you the price, say the best you can do is $200 and this antique watch.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2016
    363. Take the aforementioned antique watch, imply you can stop time with it and do any weird thing you'd do when you're alone.
    364. Take the aforementioned antique watch, DO stop time with it and spend the rest of eternity kicked out of reality until your zero-point energy body is dispersed on the subatomic level throughout all the points of spacetime.

    Be realistic. That 364 doesn't count...

    364.real. Have a mental breakdown as you imagine your body being dispersed on the subatomic level throughout all the points of spacetime because you stopped time with an antique watch.
    Post edited by Vini on

  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Vini said:

    363. Take the aforementioned antique watch, imply you can stop time with it and do any weird thing you'd do when you're alone.
    364. Take the aforementioned antique watch, DO stop time with it and spend the rest of eternity kicked out of reality until your zero-point energy body is dispersed on the subatomic level throughout all the points of spacetime.

    Be realistic. That 364 doesn't count...
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    Better?

    365. Loudly demand to discuss quantum field theory with the manager.

  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    That works.

    Also, we have a year's worth of Wal-Mart security officers' boots up your asses. Good job, guys.

    366. Make a makeshift summoning circle out of baking soda and shout "Iä Hastur cf'ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln vulgtmm" When security comes, stab one for a sacrifice to Hastur.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,545Member ✭✭✭
    edited December 2016
    367. use all of the toilet paper from the shelves... after taking a crap in front if the fish (assuming they have fish at your location)
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • BreadstickBreadstick Posts: 533Member ✭✭✭
    368. steal all the breadsticks
    I sell bread and baking accessories.
  • maindogmaindog Posts: 1,545Member ✭✭✭
    369. After or during 367 smear the fecal matter on the fish tanks.
    R.I.P. Lilly
  • dt200dt200 Posts: 2,707Member, Wiener ✭✭
    370. During 369 stick all the breadsticks onto the fish.
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    371. go around, flashing in front of the children and their moms, and when you are asked why, say "It's for charity, poor people don't have clothes and everyone must know what it feels like"
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • AgubhaguAgubhagu Posts: 573Member ✭✭✭
    372. yell, preferably in red clothes, " TARGET IS THE BEST"
    signed
  • dt200dt200 Posts: 2,707Member, Wiener ✭✭
    373. During 372 throw random objects at workers.
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm considering banning "During x" things unless you're the one that made the original, since you're just adding a tag to the back of the previous one.

    374. During 373, paint a big red target logo on the wall
    REAL 374. Pour rat poison inside a jug of milk, in front of an employee.
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • dt200dt200 Posts: 2,707Member, Wiener ✭✭
    375. During 373 punch random people in the nose.
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2017
    376. divide by zero using all the calculators
    Post edited by Brainstorm on
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • dt200dt200 Posts: 2,707Member, Wiener ✭✭
    377. Throw random people out windows.
    "You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire
    "Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh
    "Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only
    "I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    378. Force feed customers anything you find near them.
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 15,094Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    379. Set up a stall inside the walmart, without a permit.
    Compete with others to become the strongest of all! (Forum Game)
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
    380. Dress up like a lobster, carry around a huge shoe/axe thing, and shout "I am the Conqueror! This mall in now under my rule".
    And whenever you spot a new person, shout "You are also under my rule! Now give my that vacuum" and threaten them with the axe shoe.

  • CalamityCalamity Posts: 15,094Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
    381.Destroy a security camera and then yell "The Illuminati are here, the Illuminati are here!"
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  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭
    Vini said:

    Dress up like a lobster, carry around a huge shoe/axe thing, and shout "I am the Conqueror! This mall in now under my rule".
    And whenever you spot a new person, shout "You are also under my rule! Now give my that vacuum" and threaten them with the axe shoe.

    Calamity said:

    Destroy a security camera and then yell "The Illuminati are here, the Illuminati are here!"

    Number these pl0x
    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
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  • KhalidPlaysKhalidPlays Posts: 618Member ✭✭✭
    382(?). scream every meme known to man and then masturbate
  • BrainstormBrainstorm Posts: 11,223Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    383. Buy an iphone and offer a pistol with three bullets and three hundred grams of weed, and threaten to use the pistol if he refuses
    "Calm your caps, bro." -Brainstorm

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  • Ian5Ian5 Posts: 135Member ✭✭
    384. Do parkour over everything, occasionally grabbing randoms stuff out of peoples carts.
    ONE MORE TIME! Lets beat the game before the fourm gets killed! Link.
  • McJaggerMcJagger Posts: 1,268Member ✭✭✭
    so, did this reboot?...?

    385. Take all the hairspary in the store, pile it up, throw a match on it...... (BOOM)
    I am currently alive, as i was dead.....
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    to those who never met me.... hi?
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