Here is some forumballs with descriptions and such.
Made by You-Know-Who-Otherwise-You're-Maybe-A-Bit-Retarded.
In collab with this:
http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/10320/titles-of-dashnet/p1100LOL

- Actually pretty cool
- Except for the fact that I laughed a hundred times
- mirror
1234ABCDCBA4321

- I have honestly no idea what to put here
- I mean this is worse than Gouchnox's
- These descriptions, not the ball
- Gotta love that ball
- Not literally, Gouchnox
- I'm not gay
- Or did you complain about something else?
-
fuck yuo gouchnox kurwa- Whoops looks like I can say that to everyone else but not Gouchnox
ANON9MOUS:

- Anonymous
- You see him as much as you see Orteil
- Never
ARTIFICIALCOOKIE:

- No fur because that's cancerous
- ABSOLUTELY NO FUR/HAIR WHAT SO EVER
- fuck yuo cws kurwa
- No fur
BRAINSTORM:

- Tried so hard
- So I felt some pity
- Most badass ball around
BURNTCOOKIE:

- Three crumbles
- Two burnt chocolate chips
- More magnificent than he thinks he is
CHISAKO:
COOKIE:

- Chocolate chips may vary
- Has alts
COOKIEWOODSTOCK:

- Usually exited
- Repeats your jokes
- fuck yuo cws kurwa
COMBOT:

- A bot
- His best friend is NorwayBernd
DANK420BLAZIN'
(Also known as Deadmathsfur and Darkmatterfire)

Drawn by himself.
- Dank
- Dead
- Dark
- He has many names
DARKSOUL1800

Drawn by
@DarkSoul1800 - Happy
- Crazy
- Doesn't get very angry
- 1800 > 1600
- Now has a job
- Made Cake Collector
DOOMLORDKRAVOKA

- This dude is now
- FLESH
- DO YUO WANT TENTACLE HUG!?
- Honestly disturbing
- fuck yuo dlk kurwa
DROYGOMEH:

- droy droy
- meh
ERDBEERE:

- I just want to point out a thing
- I drew it a bit sideways
- Hope you see that
- Sweet strawberry
EXPLODINGCAMEL:

Drawn by VIII
- I wanted to draw his ball
- ;-;
FRAYU1600:

- 1600 < 1800
GOUCHNOX:

- Casual player/brony
- Also links to youtube
- I wonder why I can't describe him well enough
-
fuck yuo gouchnox kurwa- Whoops looks like I can say that to everyone else but not Gouchnox
- Noooope not Gouchnox
- Def. not Gouchnox
- At all
- Never Gouchnox
- Nooooooooooooope
- Alright I'll just go get the cotton
IDLER:

- We don't need to engrishify him, he already talks engrish
JARR2003:

- Wait
- Is this guy born in 2003?
KARLOLIN;

- Right
- That's me
- PM me "hi" if you read this
KIRDNEH:

- Meta
- - Meta meta
- - - Meta meta meta
LAURA:

- Is nice
- Be nice to them
- please
MININGCOOKIES:

Drawn by VIII.
- He made his own description
- What a fool
MuSTaRdSPARKY:

- All your post/point are belong to us
- As a hero he clicks a lot
- Maybe is friend of Prince Nigeria
OPTI:

- Sleepy
- Except when it's forum crashing time
ORTEIL:
RUNNINGINREVERSE:

- sans wannabe.
- Has waited for his ball
- Runs in reverse (literally!)
SONATA:

Drawn by
@DarkSoul1800 - Nearly always with DarkSoul
- Cute as f*ck
- Occationally screams "TACOS" for no apparent reason
- Maybe when presented with tacos?
TELLURIUM:

- The nicest guy you've EVER MET
- Also neutral
UIOMANCANT:

Drawn by
@Uiomancant - He exists
- He can
- The above statements are true
VINI:
ZAMTANGLE:

- Doesn't have a shadow
- Thanks to DLK, has no taste for flesh anymore
- fuck yuo dlk kurwa
- Is scary like Reichtangle
ZICIT:

- Sure, he's got some bad reputation
- But you gotta admit, he's a cool dude sometimes
ZUPTIN:

- Monocle in the same colour as Z
- Always beeing a Zuptin
- Also an admin
ZYZZYZUS:

- Cool guy
- Cool name
- Def. my pal
Comments
yes you all can call me a newbie
Also I am a dragon and my young dragons must grow so please help
http://dragcave.net/user/Drago_Meh
but i am
You forgot MasterSparky
"If you weren't dumb, you'd be quite smart." ~Trollmedic
"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE META-HUMOR" ~kirdneh "It's funny because all of the quotes in your signature are of yourself." ~Tellarthneh
"Every time that I read one of your posts, I wonder if you are secretly just one of my alternate personalities." ~DarthCookie
"KIRDNEH FOR PRESIDENT" ~Orcaguy "Kirdneh tastes like a Baked Alaska baked in a bundt pan: flaming, earthen, and warping a big hole in spacetime. If you eat it, you lose the ability to refer to anything except in the meta-sense for at least half an hour." ~Darthcookie
"Sample quote" ~User
When I also use CAPS LOCK to make caps, the shift and the caps cancel each other out. ^_^
but i am
FLESH?
WAR OF MLLLLDashnet Plays Civilization: Beyond Earth
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
LET YOUR SOUL GLOOO
Some linguini in my Lamborghini. ~ Tellurium
"If you weren't dumb, you'd be quite smart." ~Trollmedic
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
FLESH?
WAR OF MLLLLDashnet Plays Civilization: Beyond Earth
None must know
yes you all can call me a newbie
Also I am a dragon and my young dragons must grow so please help
http://dragcave.net/user/Drago_Meh
"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE META-HUMOR" ~kirdneh "It's funny because all of the quotes in your signature are of yourself." ~Tellarthneh
"Every time that I read one of your posts, I wonder if you are secretly just one of my alternate personalities." ~DarthCookie
"KIRDNEH FOR PRESIDENT" ~Orcaguy "Kirdneh tastes like a Baked Alaska baked in a bundt pan: flaming, earthen, and warping a big hole in spacetime. If you eat it, you lose the ability to refer to anything except in the meta-sense for at least half an hour." ~Darthcookie
"Sample quote" ~User
About Myself: Busy, Lazy and Crazy, with a spoonful of honey.
About Yourself: Interested in reading this. I can't believe it. Mom, get the camera!
Quotes: "10/10 would create more alts to give more awesomes" -Frey / "I'm too lazy to create a quote" -Frey / "Make the future good by making the present better" -Frey
(\n3n/)
but i am
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
EDIT: Maybe something like this?:
but i am
Still not a ball...
yes you all can call me a newbie
Also I am a dragon and my young dragons must grow so please help
http://dragcave.net/user/Drago_Meh
but i am
As in, he'd have a shadow, but you just aren't able to see him at all, so all you can see is the shadow.
"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh
but i am
but i am
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC