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  • QuentinPlaysMCQuentinPlaysMC Posts: 814Member ✭✭✭
    I write about murder and lofthouse cookies
    why are you here? why am I here? were we created in the same way that we created them?
  • texanrattlertexanrattler Posts: 438Member ✭✭

  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    image

  • CarmoryCarmory Posts: 2,983Member, Wiener ✭✭✭✭

    ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
  • ManiklasManiklas Posts: 2,877Member ✭✭✭
    Mér líkar að synda í lauginni


    You won't believe how funny that sounded in swedish




    Anyway, here's an english one just to weigh up:


    "Watch porn to save the world!"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
    "Dude, we can make so many human sofas now. Holy shit!"
    "You don't get famous by stating that you are getting more famous. That's nonsense!" ~Karlolin
    "IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
    "Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
    "The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
    "When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    edited March 2018
    “Meh. Maybe if we all shat at the same time, though.....”
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ¤RunninginReverse¤¤RunninginReverse¤ Posts: 15,856Member, Friendly ✭✭✭✭✭

    Warning! Warning! One left in the way
    ---
    Soundcloud
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    "You sure you want to go out on a limb and say that they aren't going to start trans-dimensional ping-pong paddling by swinging Yog-Sothoth's ass at the ball five more strips down the road"

  • qpmc_shitpostsqpmc_shitposts Posts: 37Member ✭✭
    why do you have ears
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    I JUST WON A WINK!
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • qpmc_shitpostsqpmc_shitposts Posts: 37Member ✭✭
    God left after he saw Satan yiffing in hell

  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    “why the eff is the petunia aroused?”
    cease your tomfoolery

  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    I have an apple, I have a pen...
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    iceklaus said:

    I have an apple, I have a pen...

    don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    image

  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    where’s my fukkin son
    cease your tomfoolery

  • lennonluiz0907lennonluiz0907 Posts: 2,818Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Now's our chance!
    I...
    i...
    i...
    ...
    ...
    I..."

    what? it's been a while since i've posted anything here so you can bet i'm making this joke.
    The best people in the world are the ones that try to make others feel better about life.
    The best feeling in the world is seeing someone smile for the first time in a long time.
    The best moment in the world is when you hear a heartfelt thank you.
    The best thing in the world is a hearty hug when you're feeling lonely.
    The best remedy in the world is helping others when you feel unable to help yourself.
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    edited March 2018

    iceklaus said:

    I have an apple, I have a pen...

    don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
    Your rhyme was 6/10

    where’s my fukkin son

    WAIT! Did you lose our son?
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • qpmc_shitpostsqpmc_shitposts Posts: 37Member ✭✭
    #and by dark i mean very warm #everything's on fire #help
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    I hate zombies.
    cease your tomfoolery

  • AbsolAbsol Posts: 337Member, Wiener ✭✭✭

    Why does nobody on this site play FE
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭

    master? oh no...
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • lennonluiz0907lennonluiz0907 Posts: 2,818Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Whoa there feller! Don't go flashing yourself with that!" - Prof. E. Gadd, 2014
    The best people in the world are the ones that try to make others feel better about life.
    The best feeling in the world is seeing someone smile for the first time in a long time.
    The best moment in the world is when you hear a heartfelt thank you.
    The best thing in the world is a hearty hug when you're feeling lonely.
    The best remedy in the world is helping others when you feel unable to help yourself.
  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭

    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
  • Lava_EntityLava_Entity Posts: 2,398Member ✭✭✭
    “no no no don’t touch that! Those are grown up things!”
    cease your tomfoolery

  • ljawesomeljljawesomelj Posts: 25Member ✭✭
    lady: "i want to report my boss for harassment, He has created a work environment that is hostile" Man: "Oh what did he do?" Lady: "HE GAVE ME WORK TO DO"
  • lukeMjlukeMj Posts: 190Member ✭✭

    ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ Part of Team Quantum (つ・ ∀ ・)つ
    #DoWhat'sImpossible
    Members:
    Lj(founder)
    Me(founder)
    Luke(founder)
  • ViniVini Posts: 3,599Member, Friendly, Conversationalist ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked"

    No cookies for anybody who gets this one, but a shot in a special place for those who google it.

  • iceklausiceklaus Posts: 1,195Member ✭✭✭
    @Vini well, probably funny Bible quotes is a thing now huh.
    the ones who dare have lives woth dying for

    shhhhh... nothing to see here
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