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(the context doesn't make it much better :P)
Call 555-NOPE
because I said "In case of dire situation, hug the trees". Which is one of my favorite things to say. I don't know where it came from, if it even came from something, I just love this sentence.
"The library... ...Came from chickens"~ Robert Moran/BruceWillakers
and that makes the context complete...
Call 555-NOPE
"I say yes and you say no I say bye and you say hello I say fuck syrup bird and you say angry damn bird"
"a piece of shit...is busting my balls..."
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
Scientist B: *walks into trashed lab*
*discovers centrifuge has been turned on*
*sees a note which has been scribed on the floor with acid*
"Sorry about the mess, I had an idea on how to cure cancer, but not much time"
"[chemical formula] this should work"
"10 variants of "I'm a platypus in a human body and only basic sexualities? Meh…" ~Shylight
"You might have me confused for someone who is clever and not lazy." ~Tellurium
"Glorious whatnow? I usually use my brain for tasks like "What should I eat now?" or "Cool, that thing is purple, where can I get that?"" ~DasBloody | "I let the dragon eat the forum" ~Idler | "and don't quote this" ~pinkydash
"You can find my IQ on the part of the bell-curve where the y-axis value approaches zero."
Cool kids will get that :p
Oh, careful, careful, careful!
AAAAAAAH
Ohgodohgodohgod
OH JESUS CHRIST
OOOOH
AAAAAH
JESUS CHRIST
NOOOO
*faint laughter*
NONONONO
...land this one"
~CaptainSparkles w/ friends, playing GTA
but i am
SO YUMMY
FLESH?
WAR OF MLLLLDashnet Plays Civilization: Beyond Earth
Don't ask.
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE META-HUMOR" ~kirdneh "It's funny because all of the quotes in your signature are of yourself." ~Tellarthneh
"Every time that I read one of your posts, I wonder if you are secretly just one of my alternate personalities." ~DarthCookie
"KIRDNEH FOR PRESIDENT" ~Orcaguy "Kirdneh tastes like a Baked Alaska baked in a bundt pan: flaming, earthen, and warping a big hole in spacetime. If you eat it, you lose the ability to refer to anything except in the meta-sense for at least half an hour." ~Darthcookie
"Sample quote" ~User
Call 555-NOPE
@ArtificialCabbage: i found out that @MasterSparky was secretly @IWishForAFish"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
Next quote is NSFW.
Alone again but not for long. When the bass drops my panties follow. Christ felt betrayed like sodden bread. Perish from lack of jumonji. Robbing graves makes two dozen tears. Amber waves good-bye in the bedroom while Jimmy comes un-done. Forever finding his coitus soulmate A.K.A Jimmy Neutron. Popcorn smells cummie to my scummy father. Circus animals trained with whip makes Jimmy breaks toilet help! Find daddy please.
Daddy never came back, but he came hard. This mother fucker! Alone at last, though urine still haunts my undies. I discovered more daddies pounding Jimmy. Please stop daddy! Land’o lakes is my lubrication when sadness takes back masterbation. Wait, there’s some father over yonder. Why can’t Amber come un-done? Finally I am complete but not until daddy returns." ~Vinny, Criken, and Cr1TiKaL
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
-420goku
~Sethbling
but i am
Oh no, that might also be his latest UHC.
"placemat fetus robot dog snake" ~kirdneh
"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE META-HUMOR" ~kirdneh "It's funny because all of the quotes in your signature are of yourself." ~Tellarthneh
"Every time that I read one of your posts, I wonder if you are secretly just one of my alternate personalities." ~DarthCookie
"KIRDNEH FOR PRESIDENT" ~Orcaguy "Kirdneh tastes like a Baked Alaska baked in a bundt pan: flaming, earthen, and warping a big hole in spacetime. If you eat it, you lose the ability to refer to anything except in the meta-sense for at least half an hour." ~Darthcookie
"Sample quote" ~User