TelluriumPosts: 5,360Friendly, Cool, Idle Game Master, Conversationalist, TurquoiseMod
"You know what, I'm gonna go blow my teeth out. But I need your head."
Best out of context quote I've heard in a long time, from one of my dad's friends. In context it makes perfectly normal sense. (Can you figure it out? :P)
Well... I c-can't put it in words... But one time, when my mate was missing (but she was really outside)... I went into a panic and tried to "defuse a bomb"...
...It was really just me punching a pillow repeatedly...
"The very large sex party we had, then the part where we got hookers, and won the lottery, sorry you weren't there bud." ~ 22Radioactive22 "Some guy was killing Frozen fans, until another guy killed him, and I called his corpse a bigot." ~ Me. Even in context it didn't really make sense. "Oh... Erm... I do like the tummy... It is rather snuggly, if you ask me... ...I-I've said too much, I think..."~ Blitz.
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"That awkward moment when people think something you literally can only pray to kill is less powerful them something that can be killed by flipping a camera up and pulling it down again." ~CWS
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Ohohohoho... I've got a lotta stuff here. >;3
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
Best out of context quote I've heard in a long time, from one of my dad's friends. In context it makes perfectly normal sense. (Can you figure it out? :P)
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
FLESH?
WAR OF MLLLLDashnet Plays Civilization: Beyond Earth
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
...It was really just me punching a pillow repeatedly...
...I know, I'm a fool.
"Some guy was killing Frozen fans, until another guy killed him, and I called his corpse a bigot." ~ Me. Even in context it didn't really make sense.
"Oh... Erm...
I do like the tummy...
It is rather snuggly, if you ask me...
...I-I've said too much, I think..."~ Blitz.
Dashnet Plays NationStates: Play now! Please...
"10 variants of "I'm a platypus in a human body and only basic sexualities? Meh…" ~Shylight
"You might have me confused for someone who is clever and not lazy." ~Tellurium
"Glorious whatnow? I usually use my brain for tasks like "What should I eat now?" or "Cool, that thing is purple, where can I get that?"" ~DasBloody | "I let the dragon eat the forum" ~Idler | "and don't quote this" ~pinkydash
"You can find my IQ on the part of the bell-curve where the y-axis value approaches zero."
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
FLESH?
WAR OF MLLLLDashnet Plays Civilization: Beyond Earth
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS
"It's a nice feeling to be put in a sig." ~Tellurium | "sparky why isn't 'holy fuck sparky' in your sig" ~DMF
"in my 10(-3) months living in dashnet i have never been sigged for more than like 30 minutes" ~lennonluiz0907
"please get sigged, please, please!" ~MCVIII | "Wow, Sparky's sig is just about others talking about sigs." ~DS1.8K
"LEGENDS ARE MADE BY SPARKY'S SIGNATURE" ~C_N | "I actually kind of want to be in Sparky's sig." ~CWS
"I feel like I'm the only guy here with a full sig of quotes that don't have meta-humor involved." ~CWS