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UiomancantUiomancant Posts: 9,964Member, Cool, Flagger ✭✭✭✭✭
edited November 2017 in Off Topic
THESE ARE DARUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Do you want to join ISIS: (Yes this is probably offensive)
Jihadi John:
Hello?
(Shooting: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang)
Do you wanna join ISIS?
Come on let's go crash a plane
I wont bug you anymore.
Come out with your hands up
It's like you've been hiding-
We used to be terrorists
And now we're delivering
I wish you could come outside-
Do you wanna join ISIS?
It doesn't have to be a plane.

Civilian:
Go away, John

Jihadi John:
Okay, bye.

(Shots)
Do you wanna join ISIS?
Or ride our bikes around the walls
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
the pictures on the walls-
(Hang in there, John!)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms,

Just watching the hours tick by-
(Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock)

John:
Hello?
Please, I know you're in there,
People are asking where you've been
They say you're in "hiding"
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have 800 others
It's just you and 800 others
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna join ISIS?

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"Little" Einstiens: [contains drugs]
We're going on a "trip" in our seventh drug ship....
Filled with drugs... "Little" Einsteins
Climb aboard, get ready to get blazed
There's so much to smoke, "Little" Einsteins.
We're going on a "mission", start the countdown 4, 2 ,0
Everyone to cargo, smoke it up now RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
We're going on a "trip" in our seventh drug ship....
Filled with drugs... "Little" Einsteins
Climb aboard, get ready to get blazed
There's so much to smoke, "Little" Einsteins.
Come on - Let's smoke - "Little" Einsteins
We need you, Little Blazer

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I'm on an alt:
Aw yeah, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the desk (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your keyboards
We running this, let's go

I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm writing on an alt (writing on an alt)
I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an alt
Take a good hard look at the alt (alt, yeah)

I'm on an alt take a screenshot of me
Straight floatin' on an alt on the interwebs
Busting five NOTS, haters whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on an alt

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on an alt, snip (snip)
We drinking Santana champ, 'cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my house shorts and my bare feet
I'm flipping keys, you at Kinko's, straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a search engine, searching flips and shit
The Search engines searching, getting everybody all wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But this ain't no site, this is real as it gets
I'm on an alt, don't you ever forget

I'm on an alt and, it's going good and
I got a techno themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on an alt like Leo
If you're lurking, then you're sure not me-oh

Get up, this alt is real!

Screw mains, I'm on an alt.
Screw posts, I climb likes.
I'm on the alt with my boys.
This search engine make noise.

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the newest threads (newest threads)
Gonna fly this alt to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on an alt (let's go)
It's a technological road (yeah)
Admins, look at me, oh (all hands on hammers)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a convincing alt coming my way

I'm on an alt, I'm on an alt
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm posting on an alt (whoa)
I'm on an alt, I'm on an alt
Take a good hard look at the alt (shorty, shorty, yeah)


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I need some more songs to well, mess up. This has been me wasting a whole lot of time.
What's a sig btw
Post edited by Uiomancant on

Comments

  • CantyCanty Posts: 26Member ✭✭
    You can't forget:
    I'm on an alt
    Aw yeah, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
    Everybody in the place hit the desk (shorty, yeah)
    But stay on your keyboards
    We running this, let's go

    I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt)
    Everybody look at me
    'Cause I'm writing on an alt (writing on an alt)
    I'm on an alt (I'm on an alt) I'm on an alt
    Take a good hard look at the alt (alt, yeah)

    I'm on an alt take a screenshot of me
    Straight floatin' on an alt on the interwebs
    Busting five NOTS, haters whipping out my coat
    You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on an alt

    Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on an alt, snip (snip)
    We drinking Santana champ, 'cause it's so crisp (crisp)
    I got my house shorts and my bare feet
    I'm flipping keys, you at Kinko's, straight flipping copies

    I'm riding on a search engine, searching flips and shit
    The Search engines searching, getting everybody all wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    But this ain't no site, this is real as it gets
    I'm on an alt, don't you ever forget

    I'm on an alt and, it's going good and
    I got a techno themed Pashmina Afghan
    I'm the king of the world on an alt like Leo
    If you're lurking, then you're sure not me-oh

    Get up, this alt is real!

    Screw mains, I'm on an alt.
    Screw posts, I climb likes.
    I'm on the alt with my boys.
    This search engine make noise.

    Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
    Arms spread wide on the newest threads (newest threads)
    Gonna fly this alt to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
    Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

    Yeah, never thought I'd be on an alt (let's go)
    It's a technological road (yeah)
    Admins, look at me, oh (all hands on hammers)

    Never thought I'd see the day
    When a convincing alt coming my way

    I'm on an alt, I'm on an alt
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm posting on an alt (whoa)
    I'm on an alt, I'm on an alt
    Take a good hard look at the alt (shorty, shorty, yeah)

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