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The Safe Returns...
Reepile
Member Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭
Legend once spoke of a legendary safe, who once fought a bunch of Dashnet Forum members, getting stronger and stronger. The prize was never revealed, and the safe eventually disappeared...
It was the end... Until it finally came back... The safe returns... It was back again as the same usual safe from the start, concealing a greater prize than before. It cranked up into position, and stood there. Many people sighed it was back, as there was no point fighting it... BUT WAS THERE???
"I return at last, fear the new powers of everlasting rage..."
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INSTRUCTIONS:
Do whatever you can to defeat the safe, either shooting random lasers or kicking it with metal shoes, it's totally up to you. You may also summon friends to help you fight the safe.
There is a charging feature, where you can charge 1/? 2/?, and each charge goes up by 1 per round. The higher the charge for either a summon or attack, the stronger it is. Summons later on in the game will need charges like 1/5, 2/5 each round.
You cannot do multiple charges in one turn, HOWEVER you may do side attacks while charging. Make sure you still write the ?/? charge with the side attack.
YOU MAY HELP OTHERS WITH SUMMON (?/2 Can be complete in one round with the help of two people)
The battle field explained:
(F) = Friends that help you fight.
(E) = Enemies summoned from the safe to fight friends and help heal.
(S) = The safe in general.
(M) = Mini Boss, usually found in different battle arenas. Powerful enemies that don't work for the Safe in usual cases.
You do not have any HP (Basically invincible), but if you don't summon, the safe will eventually begin to heal itself, making it impossible to progress. Summons (friends) help you distract the safe from healing itself, as well as speeding up the process. Eventually in later game it will update to other STRONGER versions (2.0, 3.0, 4.0) so be quick!
RULES!
1. NO DOUBLE POSTS! Put ALL YOUR ACTIONS into one post. If you forget some bits, don't edit, just make another quick double post and get it over with. NO TRIPLE POSTS DONE!
2. No too complex stuff. That is why I left the safe last time. Don't summon extremely complex stuff.
3. No OP powers or "insta kill" because no.
4. If you are doing something that feels strange and kinda wrong, don't do it.
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(S) 1,000,000
"Why have you returned?! You are unwanted! You really think you can beat me?! Don't even bother answering, I know you will complete a pathetic lie like ooh yes we can..."
It was the end... Until it finally came back... The safe returns... It was back again as the same usual safe from the start, concealing a greater prize than before. It cranked up into position, and stood there. Many people sighed it was back, as there was no point fighting it... BUT WAS THERE???
"I return at last, fear the new powers of everlasting rage..."
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
INSTRUCTIONS:
Do whatever you can to defeat the safe, either shooting random lasers or kicking it with metal shoes, it's totally up to you. You may also summon friends to help you fight the safe.
There is a charging feature, where you can charge 1/? 2/?, and each charge goes up by 1 per round. The higher the charge for either a summon or attack, the stronger it is. Summons later on in the game will need charges like 1/5, 2/5 each round.
You cannot do multiple charges in one turn, HOWEVER you may do side attacks while charging. Make sure you still write the ?/? charge with the side attack.
YOU MAY HELP OTHERS WITH SUMMON (?/2 Can be complete in one round with the help of two people)
The battle field explained:
(F) = Friends that help you fight.
(E) = Enemies summoned from the safe to fight friends and help heal.
(S) = The safe in general.
(M) = Mini Boss, usually found in different battle arenas. Powerful enemies that don't work for the Safe in usual cases.
You do not have any HP (Basically invincible), but if you don't summon, the safe will eventually begin to heal itself, making it impossible to progress. Summons (friends) help you distract the safe from healing itself, as well as speeding up the process. Eventually in later game it will update to other STRONGER versions (2.0, 3.0, 4.0) so be quick!
RULES!
1. NO DOUBLE POSTS! Put ALL YOUR ACTIONS into one post. If you forget some bits, don't edit, just make another quick double post and get it over with. NO TRIPLE POSTS DONE!
2. No too complex stuff. That is why I left the safe last time. Don't summon extremely complex stuff.
3. No OP powers or "insta kill" because no.
4. If you are doing something that feels strange and kinda wrong, don't do it.
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(S) 1,000,000
"Why have you returned?! You are unwanted! You really think you can beat me?! Don't even bother answering, I know you will complete a pathetic lie like ooh yes we can..."
whats wrongwith me
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"Martian! We got the Safe over here! Send someone!"
(1/2)
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Soundcloud
One stat every 5 pages, ok?
Stat #1: Occupancy. Buildings and such can only hold so many things.
Tech Biosphere.
Charges: 1/15
Info: Housing for 1500 people and 300 small vehicles.
House with 15 people 1/3
And stuff like this. Or Factory to create 3 bots per round 1/10
All this stuff is too complex for me. Good explanation, describing what it does or if it's just a normal thing. The charges and name.
"Are you guys gonna make stuff interesting or what? Get on with it..."
"Calling all Justice Leaguers...Calling all Justice Leaguers..."
The first Justice Leaguer to show up is magic mistress, Zatanna!
(2/2, summon Zatanna)
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Soundcloud
But, they are slightly nullified by the defensive properties of the safe, so it is less harmful.
Please read the spoiler, BTW.
So, basically, if you don't wanna look up how much DPS it'd have for an avatar or higher, implying I only have the tops equipped and top HP ring (T6 spell, T13 robe, and T6 HP ring... That's a DPS of 2894.93 or lower.
Of course, I can only really sit on the safe for a few seconds; it might shoot me otherwise. And then I get painfully, painfully rekt. I'm probably only on there for 1 second and then I D- the heck outta dodge.
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
@Cookiewoodstock The safe has MUCH more defence then that.
You deal 500 Damage.
@Cookie You hurt your hand.
(F) Zatanna battles with the safe, doing 200.
(S) The Safe summons 2 Match Men, guarding the safe so you cannot attack it.
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(F) Zatanna: 2000/2000
(E) Match Man: 1500/1500
(E) Match Man: 1500/1500
(S) 999,300
1/4
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
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Soundcloud
"IT HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED ON THE THE-oh i guess you live in the US" ~Karlolin
"Why won't you yiff with me ;.; " ~Anon9mous
"The frosting... it's so.... mmm.... " ~Reepile
"When the Worldstar guy is freaked the fuck out, you know there's a problem." ~Papa Franku
@diamond655 (S) "And I will "accidentally" BLOCK AND KILL YOU! HAH!"
@ultragavin You hit one of the Match Man instead for 400.
(F) Zatanna battles with a Match Man for 300.
(E) Match Man throws a fire bomb at Zatanna, doing a massive 700, burning.
(E) Match Man lights Zatanna on fire, and pours ash. 500.
(S) The Safe shoots three missiles at Zatanna, each one doing 400, overkilling by 400.
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(E) Match Man: 500/1500
(E) Match Man: 1500/1500
(S) 999,300
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
Then, Martian Manhunter's voice echoes throughout again;
"Calling all Justice Leaguers..."
Batgirl starts the path here, on the Batbike. (1/4, two summons; Batgirl, and a Batbike. You can only kill Batgirl when the Batbike is busted.)
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Soundcloud
(E) Match Men become one, with 3000 HP.
(S) The Safe summons three Squishy Slimes.
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(E) Match Man: 3000/3000
(E) Squishy Slime: 300/300
(E) Squishy Slime: 300/300
(E) Squishy Slime: 300/300
(S) 999,200
"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
(2/4)
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Soundcloud
@Cookie As the game progresses you can either wait to get automatically stronger, think of more epic things to do or charge to attack.
@Cookie You attempt to, but the safe ejects a blazing heat to it's surface, burning all your teeth off.
@diamond655 (You can do side attacks while you charge, but NOT multiple charges, just one charge at a time with a side attack)
(E) Match Man heals the Safe for 300.
(E) Squishy Slimes heal the Safe for 500.
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(E) Match Man: 3000/3000
(E) Squishy Slime: 300/300
(E) Squishy Slime: 300/300
(S) 1,000,000
(S) "Hahah, you guys are TERRIBLE at this!!!"
I yiff the safe's dick, the match man's dick, and the slime's dicks.
fuck that safe"HOLY TITS IT'S ARMS ARE MOVING" ~Me | "Why are you farming disagrees?" ~DMF | "My art is math." ~C_N
"you dashnet fags are the pac-man" ~CG | "you dont choose to be gay, you just have to be lucky." ~TFU
"Why the fuck I voted this?!" ~Idler | "The real question is, 'How many dragons do you want to screw?'." ~Annie
"You'd be like a Kardashian (or whoever's relevant nowadays)" ~Adumb | "piece of shit poll" ~EC
2/4
Whilst doing that, I spit out some sparks to hold the enemies at bay.
Puyo Nexus Chain Simulator
...Wait, what the heck is a "Puyo"?
While Batgirl is arriving, I decided to give the Match Man a nice punch square in the face.
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Soundcloud
Puyo Nexus Chain Simulator
...Wait, what the heck is a "Puyo"?
@Uiomancant Sparks light the Match Man on fire! HIS MATCHES BURN!!! 2000 Weakness found!
@Rockheart You extinguish the flame, and hit him for 200.
@diamond655 The Match Man is hurt badly, 500.
@Rockheart The Slimes are destroyed, and the shards kill the Match Man aswell!!
(S) "You guys are sooo totally boring. Can you actually do something to me? This is really starting to get dull..."
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(S) 1,000,000
Puyo Nexus Chain Simulator
...Wait, what the heck is a "Puyo"?