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Try out your best insults and I will rate them on the Scale of Wottage

KarlolinKarlolin Member Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2015 in Playground
Simple. Write an insult and I will rate it on the Scale of Wottage.

The scale is essentially built on a plus-and-minus percentage system, with these gradings:

-50% or less - i had depression and this "insult" cured me
0% - it's a compliment
5% - i couldn't hear you
10% - you didn't try
20% - stop bothering me
30% - oh please
40% - bad luck (if you actually tried)
50% - i've heard better
60% - oh
70% - ohoho
80% - bravo
90% - dang
100% - wot
110% - u wot
120% - u frickin wot
130% - u wot m8
140% - u frickin wot m8
150% - i'm kinda speechless
160% - i'm speechless
170% - i'm actually speechless
180% - oh god
190% - oh god have mercy
200% - rude
+200% - really rude


Examples:
ur mom
50% - base
+10% - simple
-20% - too short
-50% - very generic
-50% - pointless

-60% in total.
Graded as: it's a compliment

@Zuptin, you are a really disgusting flying monkey spreading shit everywhere. I can't quite understand why Orteil and Opti invited you to the Admin crew. They should have invited me so that I could ban you if you even tried to make an account. You are a real scam for the wholity of Dashnet. SO BEGONE AND RIP IN PIECES OF PEPPERED PEACH PIES! NOBODY WANTS YOU ANYMORE!
50% - base
+5 - good blend of internet phrases and proper grammar
+5 - has a target
+10% - uncensored bad words
+10% - self pride
+20% - using targets weapon
+30% - great ending
-30% - target is an awesome user

100% in total
Graded as: wot


Leaderboard
1. @MasterSparky 120%
2. @TFU_Satron 110%
3. @DarthCookie 105%
4. @Cookiewoodstock 100%
5. @Reepile 80%

So go write your insults now. And remember it's just a game. The best one will get a prize. And remember it's just a game. So go write your insults now.
In my dream.

I'm the Karlolin.

It's me.
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