Write the above user a haiku.
Because, we need this, of course.
If you don't know what a haiku is, it is a three-line poem, the first line must be five syllables, the second 7, and the third five. For example:
You break all our forum posts
No, now you're an alt :(
"My reverse psychology will never work on you!" ~kirdneh
"I'm a square!" ~DarthCookieUsername Gen