Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Please read the forum rules before posting.



Check if you are posting in the correct category.



The Off Topic section is not meant for discussing Cookie Clicker.

Recent Activity

  • Carmory
    ayy no more jail
    March 25
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      More freedome
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      being trapped under a dome is the opposite of free
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Unless it's a dome for free people
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      k
  • I have a level 2 warning still...will that disappear in two days?
    March 25
  • Benlog earned the Twitter Connector badge.
    Let's get social!
    March 25
  • guys don't use lightshot for some reason it redirects me to a very fishy website
    March 24
    • idc
      idc
      Never heard that happening before.
      Anyway, ShareX is better.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      is it that fishy? http://salmonofcapistrano.com/
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      i think the site seems to be random. I got one with popups and annoying message boxes when trying to leave
  • Completely unrelated but one of my classmates did some coke in physics class today.
    I mean either that or his kink is to spread out flour from a very suspicious flour bag into thin lines using a credit card and smelling it. Who am I to judge, I'm not into baking.
    I mean you do what you do, we're all adults here but I mean come on your coke needs and/or urge for baking could have waited a bit.
    Later that day another guy rolled some herbs during the break. See, he's not rude and waits for the appropriate time.
    March 23
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      glad to hear that we can trust in the coming generation.... /s
      i will probably kill myself before retirement if that becomes common behavior.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      I mean come on it's just some drugs
      I never even drink alcohol but I believe anyone has the rights to consume their shit, as long as they are aware of how it's fucking them up, you know what I mean? Cuz you can't prevent it and there's no real reason to.
    • idc
      idc
      I'm all for legalising drugs. But there is a right time and a wrong time to do them. And if they want to fuck up their lives (and their septum), they should be allowed to. :p
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      I'm fine with people fucking up their body as long as they don't do it around me.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      So you think think either they were doing coke or sniffing flour?

      I guess you could say they were getting baked either way.

      Eh? Eh?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      go home
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I'm not alright with drugs, if drugs could be deleted from earth, I'd be happier.


      (Or sent to me, I'm okay with ruining myself)
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      If you know what coke looks like, it's very hard to mistake flour for it since flour is dull and coke is shiny. Anyway, if kid did lines in physics class, kid has a major attention seeking problem and wanted to make sure you all knew how cool s/he is using drugs.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      As I said I'm not sure if it was actual coke, I'm not making any assumptions here
      Oddly enough I've never had a close relationship with coke so I couldn't tell it appart from flour
      And also oddly enough the 19 yo kid was hiding it and had his back on me. I definitely saw what I described but I can't say what it was
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      I know there is this kid in my grade who is super weird. He once took a tic-tac out of a tic-tac container he had labeled, "Drugs" with a post-it note. He tried to crush the tic-tac and snort it, but couldn't.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      That guy must have been already on drugs, knifer
  • Chisako
    It will be hard to consider un-jailing you if you keep that up...
    Should we prepare the scaffold instead?
    March 25
  • Trying out the new game Lefiacy, seems to be going pretty well. Thanks Ortei/iel!
    March 24
  • First day of playing Legacy and I've already started construction of the Mausoleum.

    This is the only run I've succeeded at from any stand point(i.e. making a civilization that survives).
    March 25
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Aaaand, Mausoleum Ending complete. I did it on the first day.

      ARE Y'ALL PROUD OF ME?!?!
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      i did that too on my first day.
  • garfield was a prank co nducted by the british government to trick us into letting cats into our homes
    March 25
  • Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    March 24
  • “Remind me, what is the price to pay for freedom? Nothing as the ground I stand on, the air I breathe and the words I utter they all are guilty. Guilty of indulging myself in my own inhibitions of wonder. Guilty of being without a price. Beyond when a man wants earthly things or sacred things, I want to make my own choices. So when you ask my crime, just know the first are the pioneers, the second are the generals, and the third are followers. I am not a follower, I don't utter spoken phrases, I walk unseen paths. Paths that make me who I am, and still, I have places I want to go.”

    “Like right out of this prison, and into that place of wonder.”

    "Steve, do you understand?" I nod towards the rock.

    "..."

    "Of course, you are my only ally, the bugs are near. Shall we greet them on this blessed dawn?"

    "..."

    You know just what to say Steve. Soon, we escape." The scent of dust riles my nose.

    "When the warden tastes asphalt we march towards freedom!" I screamed.

    "Freedom will be ours!
    March 25
  • Carmory
    its probably a bad sign if you've been jailed and i haven't
    March 25
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      My crime is saying first, three times. Perhaps if I said second, third following first I would still be standing, unaccounted amongst such conditions.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      you actually said it six times.... and you admitted that you didn#'t read the rules... which does not help to forgive that...
      Note: It's nothing personal, simply doing my job here.
  • Day One of Jail


    Its so cold in here, I wasn't given any rations...I am so cold..can someone please help me. I want to get out please, I just want to get out of here. The jail cell...so cold. Its not right, why am I in here! WHY!

    *Whimpers in the darkest corner of the cell.*
    March 24
    • Zuptin
      Zuptin
      SILENZ!!!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Bee merciful oh bee king!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      That was just a voice in my head, no! I thought somebody was listening... Anybody...please just let me go!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Did you know bugs are edible? they taste actually quite good, sprinkle some tears on them and they are maybe even a delight.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Darkness is creeping towards me more, it's nearly night. I am soon going to taste that sweet sweet redemption which I deserve when day breaks.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I can hear the snores of others like me, why do they sleep when the darkness is so near? Do they not fear that it will not just take them away, it will erase them? How naive.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Thy coil treads to death, thus thou nearest fate is sure to spiral round.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Let me out, or I will...

      I will eat bugs! Yeah, that'll teach ya not to extend my limited suffering. Hahaha. Ha.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Wait...I already have some in my stomach..then...then I will scream and shout, maybe even dance all around and pout.

      I am amazing.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Jesus Christ Calamity calm down. There is no need to string 8 activity comments together at once!
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I cant make threads...ahhhh!
  • DoomlordKravoka


    Here's something to take your mind off from the cold air, the bad food and the forced labor.
    March 25
  • DWalkthroughGuy changed his profile picture.
    Thumbnail
    March 25
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Hey..hey you, do you know how to escape?
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      hand reveal
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      certain people know what i think now
      @sparky °v°
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      >:] what a nice hand.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I've gotta hand it to ya'.

      You really know how to choose a nice profile pic.

      I bet it cost an arm and a leg.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      This profile pic will sure be handy
      Don't forget to dis-arm it before you fight
      NO I LOVE THIS PIC, HAND IT OVER!
    • DWalkthroughGuy
      DWalkthroughGuy
      It's the ExcaliBOI
  • Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    March 24
  • Thanks for sticking with us for 3 years.
    March 24
  • Im jailed lol.
    March 24
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Why ARE you jailed? I barely see posts from you at all.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I posted in the rule discussions for legacy, they weren't locked yet.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      you posted "first" on all three of them. i deleted that and you posted it again on all three. the rules clearly say "first = spam" (shortened version)
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I didnt read the rules.
    • Laura
      Laura
      @Chisako i'll remember to post "second" next time...
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Calamity "First" being considered spam should, frankly, just be common sense. Doesn't create discussion, doesn't add to anything.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I wanted to be first. Hahaha....*Sobs*
  • RedCookie6666
    Good to know you're still okay!
    March 24
    • Laura
      Laura
      I don't recall telling anyone to care at all...
    • Laura
      Laura
      Besides, what else could have happened to me?...
  • March 24
  • Laura changed her profile picture.
    Thumbnail
    March 24
    • Laura
      Laura
      This is the face everyone fears...
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      rape
  • Why this place so active all of a sudden?
    March 23
  • coke earned the First Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for a full year.
    March 24
  • Welcome Aboard!
    March 23
  • My cat has turned ninja
    March 23
  • sky_shrimp earned the 5 Awesomes badge.
    You received 5 Awesomes. We like that.
    March 24
  • KhalidPlays earned the 10 Comments badge.
    No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.
    March 24
  • KhalidPlays was promoted to Level 2.
    March 24
  • Brainstorm
    I discovered a trick to remove my own discussions, it's kind of a glitch, but I can prove it....

    I discovered it accidentally when editing my forum game, AND SINCE YOU ARE THE ONLY ACTIVE MOD, YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW GLITCH MOD!



    (To be serious now, I want to show you, tell me when I can make a discussion, then I will remove it)
    March 23
    • idc
      idc
      I wonder if it is the same as what I did by mistake. editing it caused it to be flagged for moderation so it was removed until approved.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You can add a discord invitation, it deletes the post or comment INSTANTLY
    • idc
      idc
      I just added a couple of extra lines to the post and it happened
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      I'm quite interested in what you did to cause it.
      Looking at the spam filters behavior, I can not make sense of a lot of filtered comments, even though it actually killed many ad-bots
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      MODS HATE HIM, DISCOVER THIS 1 WEIRD TRICK TO DELETE DISCUSSIONS
    • idc
      idc
      I just managed to trigger it. I edited in 3 links (all for the comment I edited) and saved it but it didn't work. When I tried deleting the links it did work. It seems to be if you try to delete certain things after editing them into the post.

      http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/comment/366092/#Comment_366092
      That comment
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Once again, a discord invitation deletes it instantly.
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      There was one comment I edited several times in quick succession because I kept changing my mind about something, and that triggered the spam filter.
  • It started to rain, thunder and then hail...ITS SO LOUD XD
    March 24