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  • MatPat would make a horrible/great Count Olaf.
    April 23
  • Welcome Aboard!
    April 23
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤
    Surprised nobody's said this yet;

    Weaboo SiIva bullshit.
    April 23
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      You fucking weeb scum, that toothbrush is obviously a reference to monogatari, which is weaboo anime bullshit.
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      wtf is going on right now.
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      Carmory has been going on about weaboo idol shit for like the last 1-2 days
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Carmory I don't even know what that is.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      If you don't know what a toothbrush is, you got issues.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I meant, what the unholy fuck is Monogatari?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Weaboo anime bullshit.
  • Diesel0307 was promoted to Level 2.
    April 23
  • Carmory
    Bro I havent seen spam this bad since my shitpolls
    April 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Weaboo bullshit
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Weaboo idol bullshit
    • 100lol
      100lol
      weeaboo bullshit
      idol bullshit
      UGH!
      Unfunny pineapple meme
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      I got a c
      I got a g
      HUH
      CG
  • My dog, Raven, bit my other dog, Canela, within the first week that we had gotten her, leaving a permanent (though small) hole in her lip. Today, they sleep alongside each other, play together, eat my dresser together... The moral of the story is, let your friend's bite you. I do it.
    April 23
  • [overused 404 error joke]
    [gib points to break it]
    April 23
  • Welcome Aboard!
    April 22
  • Drago_meh
    you know, you're starting to remind me of Leon. in the asshole aspect, not the weaboo hating aspect.
    April 23
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      (I don't actually hate weaboos, I'm The Voice, its a character. Being an asshole on purpose because The Voice is an asshole.)
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      So what.
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤
    Just looked at your signature...

    Does that mean you're leaving? Please tell me it's not because you're leaving.
    April 23
  • All this time and the pre-2.better badges still aren't ported to the current badge system.

    This is upsetting.
    April 23
  • Well that was a fun game
    (4th all time)

    April 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Noob #2
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Update: the #1 spot has been taken
      http://i.imgur.com/t3FQVP7.png
  • I'm working on a new language generator - better than all that have come before it!

    Western Isese Language

    •This language is Ethnologue language status 9, meaning that this language serves as a reminder of heritage identity for the ethnic community, but no one has more than symbolic proficiency.

    •Speakers: 40

    •This language is part of the Chimbu–Wahgi language family.

    •This language is spoken primarily in the South part of the Simbu province of Papua New Guinea.

    •A word in this language is ngä-pihll, which means “bad”.

    •An example sentence in this language, recorded from H.A. Brooks (1947), reads as written: “Eɬok urri u mpend”.

    This language uses the Latin script, which was introduced by the government in 1939.
    April 23
  • 100lol
    Waaing in my Skin
    April 23


  • After starting what seems to be a new ARG, Edmund McMillen (Super Meat Boy, Binding of Isaac....) releases this. And if there's one thing able to give me orgasms, it's Dvorak's New World Symphony and 8 bit.
    April 23
  • you know it's a bit sad that my last earned badge was the first anniversary badge which I earned almost a year ago, and that probably my next badge is going to be the 2nd anniversary badge, just waiting til May for that one.
    April 23

  • April 22
  • image
    Almost broke my headphones playing this.
    April 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Noob
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      One HOUR?
      If you can't do it in under 6:30, OUT.
  • Rockheart
    I'm on mobile. Guess what symbol I can't make, and guess which function that fact breaks.
    April 23
  • Tellurium earned the Third Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 3 years.
    April 22
  • A sound in my head said "Hey Brainstorm, why don't you make an idle The Un-Openable Box game?"
    So another sound in my head said "Go and suck a dick"
    I now announce that no Un-Openable Box game will be made by me.
    April 22
  • http://imgur.com/a/ghF9K
    Dogs are cute?!?!
    April 20
  • image
    That was pretty annoying.
    April 22
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Go and get 40 more
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Did you get all the impossible badges yet?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Fuck!
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      I have 6 left
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      And the last 6 are literally cancer
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Which ones are they?
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Sonny
      Mardek 3
      Bubble Tanks TD
      Elona Shooter
      Mission in space lost colony
      Monsters Den
      All the above are really annoying and RNG based. Much worse than EBF2
  • idc earned the 25 Agrees badge.
    You received 25 Agrees. You're posting some good content. Great!
    April 22
  • ok everybody ill release my beta test of wall destroyer 2.3.6 (2.3.5 was when i added more achievements tho.)
    April 22
  • Factory was promoted to Level 2.
    April 22
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      oh dang does this mean it has better production now?
  • I've learned my lesson, so I'm making a new text adventure game called Road to Joy, it will be more of a text adventure than an interactive fiction game; elements, equipment and stuff, inventory on the side, etc...
    Hopefully I don't give up on this one, may take more time though
    You may scroll past this post.
    April 22
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Also, it will contain more plot than comedy, and usually plot convenience and 0 randomness.
  • Carmory
    asgore must be the guy from monogatari
    April 22
  • Today is my birthday.

    I am now 16 years old.
    April 22
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      oh, begging for five stars, eh?

      No.
    • idc
      idc
      Yeah, begging for 5 stars = 1 star for me unless the game really is great.
      Just as a youtuber begging for likes = dislike for me.

      If your game/video/art/whatever is good enough it will get stars/likes etc. Don't beg for them.
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      Exactly!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I'm not begging, I'm asking, there's a difference
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Brainstorm What's the point of getting five stars if it implies that you don't need to improve?
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Got to the first screen before my eyes bled, new record.
    • idc
      idc
      I gave up due to the atrocious grammar.
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      "My name is Brainstorm, but since my name is too long, they give me the nickname Gronckilefap Doodlecoruseum."

      What?? His name is Brainstorm. But his name is too long.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Lefian I think it was intentional, but it wasn't very good.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Is this game as much as a stain as anime?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Well, I think comedy alone isn't good for a text game.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Brainstorm It probably would've been a bit more interesting if the text game had some consistency instead of just "something happens, then something entirely unrelated happens."
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Some events are important though... I also think this is like the movie, A Serious of Unfortunate Events, where all the events were only related by being set up by the same person...
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Series* dammit
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Brainstorm The thing is, is that by making all of the events completely random, then it's not interesting. The story starts by your house being hit by a meteor. Does it matter if you choose to stay inside the house? No, it results in the same route. When you go to your friend's house, you two shoot an alien then he dies or something. Then you nearly get arrested, go into the sewers, get teleported, and end up in a ditch where you and another guy are suddenly the only survivors of the zombie apocalypse. It's completely random. There aren't any characters that stay, nor is really anything explained. Since nothing is explained early on, it's clear that nothing is going to be explained in the future and as thus it becomes uninteresting to read. If it was set up as a movie, it would be even worse, since the viewer half the time wouldn't even know what they're watching. Since this is a text adventure, it's not as bad, but there's only one real path. There aren't any real splits where you can go into one story or some other story, which again makes it more uninteresting since the reader lacks any control over what's happening, and they are just reading random nonsense that leads to more random nonsense.
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      I haven tried the game and I guess have this advice. Random =/= funny or interesting. random = confusing.
      also with text adventure games they require splits to work, granted you can have small dialogue with two options that lead to the same route but allow some backstory to get involved while still having big splits that cause different scenarios. I actually recently played a text adventure game on Kong called God's Assassin. it was really well laid out. but anyways you can have all these scenarios in the game and hell even have them chained together but that requires backstory to explain the beginning along with story along the way with details to keep the player well informed and entertained.
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      have*
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Well, I'm going back to Construct 2 games after I get a new laptop, I may probably make other games of interactive fiction with less randomness... question; should my IF games be more like Noob Story and/or Monster Adventures?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Also those ^^ are also my games