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  • this is a thing that was done
    October 14

  • October 13
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      so true
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      i prefer 'hypercube' thank you
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      yes I will admit that hypercube is a more elegant name...
    • Vini
      Vini
      Well that's a fairly large gap you've got there. Before trying to hypercube a hypercube, try and see if you can hole a hole, and then tellurium a tellurium. (Or tellurium Tellurium, while we're at it.)
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You can’t give a Give, or fuck a fuck, but what I know is that I’ll never be able to give a fuck
    • The_Author
      The_Author
      @Vini that actuaLLy does sound Like the best order to ascend in...
    • idc
      idc
      Take enough drugs and you can anything anything.
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      If we can’t dig a dig, or skLat a skLat, than why can we smell a smell and see a see?
    • idc
      idc
      Even without drugs you can dig a dig. A 'dig' refers to an archaeological dig and you can dig it there. Or 'dig' means like so if you like the dig you can dig the dig you dig.
    • The_Author
      The_Author
      This has gone too far...
    • idc
      idc
      Nah. It needs more buffalo first.
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      @Brainstorm I've fucked plenty of fucks before.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      You can Police police
    • The_Author
      The_Author
      Nah, onLy the poLice poLice poLice poLice.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      i'd advise looking for teck support, there seems to be an oddity with your keyboard, specifically on the L key
    • The_Author
      The_Author
      The captiaLisation of the Letter L is intensionaL.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      you sir have a massive problem i suggest a doctor appointment
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You can dye a die

  • lol, a hundred and one lol.
    October 13
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      ultralel i have 96 i'm bad
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      http://tinyimg.io/i/tqILKZ5.PNG

      Get om my level, my dudes.
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      *on
  • holy shit how did I leave these forums for so long
    (relatively speaking)
    October 14

  • October 13

  • the creator of this video deserves to die very slowly, and very painfully
    October 13
    • Vini
      Vini
      thanks fer sharin, mate
  • Welcome Aboard!
    October 12
  • image
    October 13
  • Random Bacon memes


    October 6
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Bacon's meh.
    • Doigt
      Doigt
      yeah, I don't really understand why some people worship bacon, it's not that good. It's actually bad.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      "It's actually bad."

      Now, you can say it's not as good as people say it is. I can accept that as your opinion.

      But you think bacon actually tastes *bad?*

      Do you have no SOUL?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      what are you talking about bacon is great
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      They’re unhealthy, but since memers want them to be good, why not?
    • leun
      leun
      tbh bacon is my least favourite meat
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      I'd say testicles are my least favourite meat.
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      b a c o n is the embodiment of HELL.
      Those who enjoy it's taste are being CONTROLLED
    • Vini
      Vini
      How does one even bacon, in fact? Chewy or crispy?
    • Doigt
      Doigt
      Reverse, I almost died twice while choking on bacon in my childhood and I've not been able to eat bacon ever since. It was gross anyway.
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      I will say this, though. Bacon goes well on cheeseburgers. I mostly don't like bacon just by itself, especially when it's dry.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      I will say it's bad, not because of the flavour, but the fact that someone has to fucking die so you can eat a piece of them. I can't think of anything worse to be honest.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Why would you just eat bacon by itself. Put it on something, make a sammich with an egg or something and toast it.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      Bacon is overrated: Yes

      Bacon is unhealthy: Yes

      Bacon tastes good: I guess

      Bacon is good on cheeseburgers: If it's a custom one, otherwise the cheeseburger always gross, cheeseburger hell.

      Bacon is best dry, crispy and well done: Yes, but it's alright as long as it isn't raw

      Bacon's good with everything: I know it literally is toothpaste with bacon taste, but I think it's gross with combinations as bacon-pizza, or bacon ice cream. To not talk about bacon smelling hygiene and bacon tasting toothpaste and chewing gum.
      TLDR: No
  • Hi, I'm back online, still looking for the True Wiener

    It's a long adventure, and I thought I'd reached the end, but in reality, it was just the end of the beginning of my quest. Still have the longest ways to go, and I'll be inactive alot, but it is just to continue my quest. School keeps getting in my way, but once I figure out how to avoid that annoying school, I'll be able to search it easily.
    October 2
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Never give up
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      how you even wiener?
    • Vini
      Vini
      only the greats user wiener
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      O, so that how you wiener?
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      You shouldn't avoid school. Look how good your English has become.
    • Idler
      Idler
      No no, I have to try to find a way to avoid school. There are a lot of tests coming up, and tests are the least thing I like right now! I have a Spanish test tomorrow!
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      This obstacle is a test to see if you're truly worthy of the wiener of the Gods.

      That being said, doing your best to avoid it won't impress the gods enough to bestow upon you the True Wiener. It is best to go through rather than around.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      spanish is too despacito for me
      french > spanish always
    • idc
      idc
      French is horrible.
    • leun
      leun
      ^
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      ^^
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      ^^^^
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      ^^^^^^^^
  • https://0x0.st/RpC.png
    https://0x0.st/Rf-.png
    2 percent of dolphins should be IQ 58.5 if the average IQ is 45.
    Their SD should be 6.75 = 15(0.45)
    6.75 * 2 = 13.5
    45 + 13.5 = 58.5
    45% of Equatorial Guineans posses an iq lower than 58
    this mean thats 2% of all dolphins have a higher iq than 45% of people from Equitorial Guinea
    October 11
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      That's not how IQ works. If 45% of Equatorial Guineans are that low the test is wrong. The tests are designed so that the average is 100, and you modify the test for the population. Also there is no test for dolphins so if you aren't making all this up, stop believing it.
    • leun
      leun
      https://pumpkinperson.com/2017/01/03/the-iq-of-dolphins/

      IQ has changed a lot now.
      https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      IQs haven't changed, they are just being misrepresented by those authors. Hence the quote "These results are controversial and have caused much debate, they must be interpreted with extreme caution"
  • Thanks for sticking with us for a full year.
    October 13


  • 1 left.
    October 8
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Okay this was simply the most horrible imp badge I've done so far. There are 47 total levels, some of them taking up to 20 minutes to clear. One mistake with juggling and that progress is void. But that isn't the only think that can do that. You have towers not firing for no reason, towers not targeting enemies close to the exit, bad RNG with ghosts, splitters glitching through your defences and killing you instantly, bubbles glitching out entirely and going straight through defences, either killing you or softlocking the game. So glad I'm done with this game. 0/10 enjoyability.
      Sadly it looks like elona shooter (the last imp game) isn't going to be any better...
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I T W I L L T A K E O V E R Y O U
    • Idler
      Idler
      Hey, be prepared for the Finale! One more impossible badge, and your legacy ends here!
    • silentsomersault
      silentsomersault
      >One more impossible badge, and your legacy ends here!

      Wow, are you really this competitive?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Why did you rate the game 1 star?
    • Vini
      Vini
      @LW I'm going to assume you're joking and answer seriously anyway: First comment on this post.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Who's LW
    • leun
      leun
      Brainstorm
    • Vini
      Vini
      Yeah, it's Brain. I should really pay more attention when I mismention people.
    • 100lol
      100lol
      oh my god this game, the nostalgia
  • ¤RunninginReverse¤ changed his profile picture.
    Thumbnail
    October 13
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      I bet you're wondering:
      "Why did I do this?"
      And that is an excellent question.
    • Vini
      Vini
      So Carmory finally rubbed off on you.
      nice >:]
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      nice >:]
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      SSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNEEEETTHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSS
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      lmao nice. >:]
  • I did a thing

    ((No, I couldn't be half-assed to name it. I think I can rename it if you guys have any ideas. This is my first music-related thing, so I expect you guys to hate it but I think maybe it turned out okay?))
    October 13
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      It’s not as bad as some nine year old screeching into a potato with a half-ass tuned piano in the backround. A little uninteresting, but a good place to start.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Lava Eh, I wasn't trying to make it a particularly good thing. Was just fucking around and seeing if I could make something that sounds somewhat okay.

      I will be doing more, and when I do, I'll be playing around with more unique styles.

      Maybe I can even make some music for Dashnet City once I get off my lazy ass and start doing Dashnet City things again? ((I PROMISE I will get back to that. I can't drop this like I have a tendency to drop other things.))
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      You should see the amount of duds I go through when I make something.

      Now stands at about fifty two, with about 3 things being good.
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Dashnet City is dying and that's the only thing that's lasted this long that I've had.
  • Lava_Entity
    swizznuggets are the bezt nugget
    October 13
  • BURY THE COCONUT
    October 13
  • blank3tm0nst3r earned the First Answer badge.
    Answering questions is a great way to show your support for a community!
    October 12
  • tommo1993 earned the Second Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
    October 12
  • Welcome Aboard!
    October 11
  • fun fact: because of these forums, i still internally refer to those little flying red guys from mario as "gardevoirs"
    October 12
    • cookiefonster
      cookiefonster
      i say this fully aware that its actually the name of a pokemon
  • ok, good it works.
    October 11
    • Vini
      Vini
      Checking level 1 privileges?
    • The_Author
      The_Author
      No, I was testing a way to make alts without making a new E-mail.
    • leun
      leun
      10minutemail.com
    • Lava_Entity
      Lava_Entity
      ^^

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOT AGAAAAAIIIINNNNNN
    • leun
      leun
      ?
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      What I did was added a plus symbol (+) at the end of my e-mail and then added "alt" after it. (you can add anything after the +)
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You can basically use any email that exists or doesn't exist, it doesn't even matter
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      ye but you need to verify your e-mail to access some of the forums (which the + trick allows you to do because it ignores the + and everything after it)
  • Thanks for sticking with us for 4 years.
    October 12
  • 25.8 is the root of all evil
    October 11
    • Vini
      Vini
      You've done that joke before. And what about nth roots for n > 2?
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      I don't think I have...

      and those roots are L I E S
    • Vini
      Vini
      Well, someone has, not too long ago. And many roots don't lie; they stay upright.
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdyuKaGQd4
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      Liar
      the root of all evil can't e calculated unfortunately, what you are talking about is 665,blablablabla
  • morken and The_Author earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    October 11

  • October 9
    • leun
      leun
      what am i looking at dlk
    • silentsomersault
      silentsomersault
      http://www.stellariswiki.com/Government#Civics fillertext
  • October 11
  • TruthPP34 and liliananderson earned the First Comment badge.
    Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    October 11


  • obligatory tlt post
    October 11
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      holy shit and bill wurtz too this world is on fire
    • QuentinPlaysMC
      QuentinPlaysMC
      s t r a i g h t y o s h i
  • Welcome Aboard!
    October 10