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  • Have a teaser.
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    May 25
    • Fireman
      Fireman
      I feel so teased. Please stop.
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      How does a picture of a capital R get 4 awesomes?
    • Fireman
      Fireman
      If you are going to question how this got so many awesomes, you might as well question most other posts that get awesomes, since they make just as much sense.
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Meh, good point.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      The picture isn't really that good.....
  • Welcome Aboard!
    6:17AM
  • Some people here need to learn the difference between "then" and "than".
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    6:20AM
    • SuperHammy3
      SuperHammy3
      Like who?
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      General people, I keep seeing people using then instead of than around this place.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Tell them more directly than. :)
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Please, if I do any mistake... or rather, when I do mistakes, tell me.
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      I'm assuming one of those people is me, considering I'm pretty bad at English.
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      I don't know, I don't take note of who says it, just that I keep seeing it.
    • Alderi
      Alderi
      Yeah, if you see me make a mistake, call me out on it. I won't know I did one unless you tell me :p
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      I think this typo is more annoying then the "to" and "too" typos.
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      Yeah, because at least that can be explained as just mistyping, but people don't seem to understand what then means, or what than means.
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      My friend in RotMG loves to say "well than", probably just because it annoys me a lot.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Also Your vs You're
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      Their, there and they're.

  • I spoiled this is the paste whatever you have in your clipboard.
    Its the tier 11 upgrade of the first building.
    Right now I have two buildings fully implemented with 11 upgrades (That's how many I will have for the release)
    I still have to do the next building I have made then implement something interesting. But more of that later.
    Also the tiers 9-11 (Not intentional) are the RGB tiers. In that order.

    I am pretty sure I used that then correctly too.
    Also if CWS can get infinity and a half awesomes for his thing, I can get at least half an awesome for this, right? RIGHT?
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    8:38AM
  • My family judge me too harshly for not liking something.

    For example: We had some pork sausages, bacon, mushrooms and canned baked beans.
    What do you think had the most sugar?
    The canned baked beans. I checked the tin, and it nearly had as much sugar as the same amount of coke does. And here I am being told it's healthy, when it's processed to shit and full of sugar. Plus I've hated baked beans since I was two, and I still get half of my plat full expecting I would randomly like them.

    Fun fact: That day hasn't appeared for about fourteen years.
    Also I could write more on fucking onions.
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    6:45AM
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Why fucking onions? I hate regular onions too.
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      Don't fuck onions, it makes your dick sting.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Normal onion are bad, but when you are so angry you have to fuck them, things get more interesting. Or something.
  • Cookiewoodstock changed his profile picture.
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  • This is what it's like to be a Firefox user in the 2010s decade, it seems...
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    2:50AM
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  • The new console market. OK. When will the Wii U finish charging?
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    4:53AM
  • I'm #8. For now.
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    4:50AM
  • MasterSparky
    How Can Mirrors Be Real If 100lol Isn't Real
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    12:48AM
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Stop Jaden Smithing me.

      STOP
    • SuperHammy3
      SuperHammy3
      Why Is Every Word In This Sentece A Upper Case
  • From my trip to Seattle last August:

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    image
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    4:32AM
    • zicit
      zicit
      The first picture was taken from the top of the Space Needle.
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      I loved that fountain thing as a kid. I would have lots of fun trying to touch the thing without getting hit by the jets (it was hard and I got soaked many times).
  • I am not a troll for fuck's sake.
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    4:16AM
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Yes. You are a bridge troll.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      If you have to keep restating and insisting that you're not a troll, then you're probably not doing very well as a user.
  • You're techincally breaking copyright laws when you buy a bible ig god is real.
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    May 25
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      *if
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      The Bible wasn't written by that cunt, it was written by scholars and heavily edited by kings hundreds of years after Jesus died.
    • Layla
      Layla
      Kings? Come on, priests have even more power
      than mere kings!
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      @grey I know, notice the "if god is real"
    • BurntCookie
      BurntCookie
      I think he means that God didn't write the bible, whether or not God is real.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      but according to christians he did, so i probably shouldve written "if christianity is correct".
    • greydragon412
      greydragon412
      Whatever Christians you've heard say that are wrong.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      this is what happens when you try to make a joke on these forums
    • DasBloody
      DasBloody
      @EC: People who don't like christianity (or religions in general) can be way more aggressive about that topic than christians (or other religious people) themselves. Grey is already proving me right here ;3
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      A) The Bible is the word of God as written by various prophets (Abraham, Moses, Isaac, The Disciples, etc.). So, you are both wrong.
      B) Technically, Jesus is God (Holy Trinity), and he died in ~33 AD. Copyright laws don't care about whether or not someone survives their death, just that they have died. This is only a recent development. It used to be that you had to renew your copyright every so often, but now they just last until either 70 or 100 years after the holder's death. In either case, his copyright ran out ~2000 years ago. Q.E.D.
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      B is the "regardless of if you believe that".
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Wouldn't a god want his Holy Text to be in the puplic domain?
  • ·
    May 25
  • So
    Hopefully someone wil; get something ready for my birthday
    make sure you show it in like 2419200000 milliseconds (aka 4 weeks)
    ·
    3:20AM
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      I'll try to remember to make you a cake ^_^
  • Fun facts I have nowhere to put other then here.
    •If I wanted to hit 25k comments by 5/25/2016, it'd take about 41 posts a day. Note that since it's a leap year the difference is 366 days, not 365.
    •I have made an average of about 17.5 posts a day.
    •I have got an average of 3.25 agrees a day.
    •I have gotten an average of about 2.6 awesomes a day.
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    3:27AM
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      In the past month you've been making almost 30 posts a day. (Pls don't make a bunch of unnecessary posts to increase that :P)
      I would calculate my agrees and awesomes per day but I'm too lazy to figure out how many days it's been since 2.better.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      @Luri If it makes you feel better I actually started from when I signed up and not from when 2.better was released for my reactions-per-day.
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      Also did you remember to discount the reactions you gave yourself with alts to make up the points that CG took away?
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      @ninja: Oh. I don't think that really works since there was no way to earn reactions before then.


  • FNAF3 seems to be better with JonTron quotes.
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    3:10AM
  • Anon9mous
    Question: Would it be too much to ask you to spend more time on cam clicker...?

    I'm sorry if it seems like I'm being a jerk here, but I keep on almost instantly getting all of the upgrades/new content.
    ·
    May 25
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      Spoilers don't work in activity.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      1. Spoilers don't work.
      2. I've been trying to do so, actually...
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      I know that they don't work in activity.
  • You are a comment-making machine.
    2:46AM
  • I think Nintendo took it too far with ingame DLC.
    ·
    May 25
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Why so?
    • SuperHammy3
      SuperHammy3
      They shove it in many games as Stetchmo, SSB4, New Super Mario Bros. 2, Pokemon Shuffle and alot more.
    • ArtificialCookie
      ArtificialCookie
      I agree. I'd rather buy a game and have everything ready for me to screw around with. I can't pay for my own stuff yet so it's REALLY annoying.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      I don't think so. The only game they have where the dlc has really essential content is mk8, and they're not much different than other companies.
    • SuperHammy3
      SuperHammy3
      They shove it down alot of games.
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      It's all about the money, money, money!
    • SuperHammy3
      SuperHammy3
      When Nintendo was with the Wii, They used the money to buy beer and spam.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      Of course, best Nintendo was best in the 80s and 90s. I really don't see your problem with the Dlc, though. The inly game where it annoys me is mk8 because like a third of the game is locked behind a paywall.
    • Layla
      Layla
      I've always hated DLCs...
    • DasBloody
      DasBloody
      It's always pretty surprising that everyone hates DLCs, but also everyone buys them. It's a way better way of earning money, and since everyone keeps buying, why should it be changed?
    • SuperHammy3
      SuperHammy3
      Do you know what I hate? Day 1 DLC.
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      @Dasie: Maybe all these people find it really annoying but they buy it anyway because there's no other way to get the game content. So it should be changed because it's really annoying. I don't have any experience with DLC so I don't know if that's true, but that makes some sense to me.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      I love when people complain about dlc that came out like six months after the game like "I wish they had just added this in the game itself". Day one DLC is stupid though. Good thing Nintendo doesn't have any.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Yeah, I'd take 6-month DLC over 1-Day DLC any day.


  • This should of happened 19 years ago Microsoft.
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    2:32AM
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  • You should change you passwords to incorrect. Because if you forget, It will say "Your password is incorrect."
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    2:06AM
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      I think incorrect is on the list of passwords to try for every password-cracking bot.


  • What the heck just happened?
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    2:07AM



  • Get on my level.
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    1:16AM
  • Random Reminder:
    Even if you think you have someone figured out, you might still be surprised by that person



    ('s evil laughter).
    ·
    12:43AM
  • image
    I... what.
    ·
    May 25
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      He fucking broke the text box system.
    • BurntCookie
      BurntCookie
      That "OP for mana" guy should really calm down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 1234abcdcba4321
      1234abcdcba4321
      Uh
      What...?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Yeah, I have no idea how he managed to do that.
    • 1234abcdcba4321
      1234abcdcba4321
      lol, just realized what the pic was about
  • Here's some logic for you:
    image
    It says my person is doing 31 quadrillion DPS but also that I am doing a total of 26 quadrillion DPS.
    ·
    May 25
    • 1234abcdcba4321
      1234abcdcba4321
      "115.56% of total DPS"
    • 22radioactive22
      22radioactive22
      I just can not get Dread Knight!
    • Gardevoir
      Gardevoir
      So this game is trending.

      I think my highest level reached was around 1300.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      Highest for me is 1342. I just loaded it and tried playing again. :p
      But I wont play it for long since it takes too much time even when playing with an idle build.
  • If it's Windows 2000, why was it released in 1999?
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    May 25