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    December 2016
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      "What's a bisexual? I don't understand these 'bee tweens'..." -DNF, 2016.
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      It seems like gay is just means "not straight" these days.
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      I'd like to know the backstory to why someone put this on a cake.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      Liking traps makes you not gay
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Billabo According to the people at my school, gay means whatever you want it to mean. Seriously, I once got called gay for dropping a pencil.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Gay sames to mean stupid these days, as I got called that once for answering a question wrong
      Back when I was in the US
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      No, it used to mean inferior, however I don't hear it very frequently since same-sax marriage became legal a few years ago.
    • Vini
      Vini
      I wish I could use it to mean what it originally meant without having to exhaustively explain myself. It's not the same as going all "happy happy joy joy" .
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      "same-sax marriage"
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Brainstorm Saxaphone lives matter
    • ParismaX
      ParismaX
      @Jarr2003
      agreed.
    • Sironix
      Sironix
      Im the only one who is more intrigued in the flavour of the cake than in the definition of gay?
  • true

    January 19
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      I actually have one of those swords.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Also AIDS incarnate
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 19
  • DoomlordKravoka
    Hey Altena.
    January 14
    • idc
      idc
      lol.
      Idk how to react there but it made me laugh for some reason.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Nice false flag.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Didn't you know that replacing a flag after its removal is a potentially banworthy offense?
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      Though he's not going to get banned for a first offence. If that were true you would have been banned in 2015.
    • idc
      idc
      Idk why someone would even flag that. I found it funny that he thought I was Altena.
      I killed my main account because it was causing negative thoughts and emotions so made this one so I could answer polls, react and sometimes post without caring about reactions or even flags (though I will never break the rules).
      Maybe that gives away who I am.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Idc I'm guessing you're Somebody?
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      no way
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      My guess would be Zyz, if "killed my main account" doesn't mean it was banned, just abandoned.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Still think it's altena
    • idc
      idc
      Billabo is right. I can't prove it on this account because I made the other account impossible to recover without getting a mod to do it. I didn't like that I was getting a lot of bad emotions due to reactions I got. It was stupid to get upset over things but I couldn't stop them. This account I just don't care about.
    • idc
      idc
      I deleted the email linked to the account and gave it a very long password of random characters.
      I almost had my account deleted and did ask zuptin to do that but decided against it since it was permanent and I wanted to take time to be sure. Now I am not bothered about it but left it because apparently some of the scripts i posted might still be useful and they'd be lost from the forums.
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Strangely it's only you who seems to use things such as imo, tbh, and idc. So maybe that was a clue
    • idc
      idc
      Probably from when I used to play Runescape where space was limited. I never was a big texter so it isn't due to that. I just use them without really thinking about it. :p
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      It was the bit about "negative thoughts and emotions" that tipped me off, because I remember you mentioning that on your old account.
  • gayeraxist
    12:54AM
  • ParismaX
    so... why were you banned?
    January 19
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Excessive thread necromancy combined with heavily implying that he doesn't care about what we thought of his obnoxious behavior.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Aka being a cunt
  • ChocolateMachine earned the First Answer badge.
    Answering questions is a great way to show your support for a community!
    12:07AM
  • Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    January 19
  • ParismaX earned the Name Dropper badge.
    Mentioning someone in a discussion (like this: @Name) is a great way to encourage dialog and let them know who you’re talking to.
    January 19
  • ParismaX earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    January 19
  • Reminder that Donald Trump gets inaugurated tomorrow.
    January 19
  • Absol
    Maybe if we all try really, really hard. We can revive Anon9mous.
    January 11
  • Carmory
    Can I call you John.

    I'm gonna call you John.

    Hey John.
    January 18
  • irregular pixels
    i am clearly a professional 10 / 10
    January 18
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      seems as though you have a bug problem.
  • DoomlordKravoka
    What a fantastic avatar.
    January 19
  • pinkydash and LeviC53 earned the Second Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
    January 18
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      Yeeah Wooo its my birthday
  • DoomlordKravoka
    You really shouldn't be involving yourself in the Cookiewoodstock drama.
    January 18
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      I think that it is best if people decide do they want to be involved or not.
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 17
  • Agubhagu earned the 25 Agrees badge.
    You received 25 Agrees. You're posting some good content. Great!
    January 18
  • xkcd_pain_rating.png
    That's pretty much me
    January 12
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      God, with me, I'd be rating it a zero.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      >tfw Cookiewoodstock understands to agony of a world without Coraabia
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      DLK, are you serious.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Of course I am, why would I not rate a world without Coraabia as a 10?
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      I'm just gonna take in your lack of self-awareness for a second.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      @Rockheart He's gone senile. Shall we put him in a home?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      You still play Coraabia?
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Sparky Coraabia officially died. DLK's been complaining ever since.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      >60 year old in a teenage body
      >calling me senile
    • Vini
      Vini
      @DiLK See? That's how old you are.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      No I'm four hundred centuries old dunkass.
    • Vini
      Vini
      If it's a competition you want, I'll have you know my past life from the 12th century is still alive.
    • RedCookie6666
      RedCookie6666
      @Vini 400 CENTURIES, not 400 years.
    • Vini
      Vini
      Cumulative aging is a thing, y'know?
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      I'm from year 0
      TAKE THAT!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      that's still younger than 400 centuries
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      No, 'cause he meant year 0 BC! Ha, dummy!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      still the same as 0 AD
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Actually, there's no 0 BC or 0 AC. It just goes from 1 BC to 1 AC.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Am I the only one wondering what the hell happens to the guy's body in the last panel?
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Probably. He's sitting with his knees pulled up against his chest, with his arms wrapped around his knees, and he's somehow floating above the examination table.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Or he could just be in a fetal position?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      ^
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Ah, yeah. That's exactly what I was describing, but I forgot that there's a word for it.
  • Can we not do the "What do you think of me" trend again? ty.
    January 18
  • dt200 earned the 5 Agrees badge.
    You received 5 Agrees. We like that.
    January 18
  • Jarr2003 changed his profile picture.
    Thumbnail
    January 18
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      My birthday is tomorrow, so I decided to make a birthday avatar now.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      congratules
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Conglaturation
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Congrats on dying less than some starving kid in a third world country, I hope you feel good about yourself.

      Also I'm pretty sure The Log was just an early gift.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Uio Edgy
  • Happy birthday Hanayo!
    January 18
  • Carmory
    >me when i find the uncropped version of palutena's avatar
    January 14
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Oh boy
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      REPULSIVE
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      id=17735
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Is it actually NSFW?
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      @Jarr yeah
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      looks like someone went through the trouble of finding it
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      It actually wasnt that hard
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Hm. Well it's obvious you did get curious. But remember, sometimes curiosity kills the cat
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      @Carmory but it was after you found the uncropped version xdddddddd
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Nice.

  • Best take on a forum game ever
    January 16
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      suddenly :
      " Only one action per turn" or something like that
    • dt200
      dt200
      Yay, my game.
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      What windows version is that?
    • idc
      idc
      Windows 3.1?
    • Absol
      Absol
      "and go into the ender and make blaze rods"
  • wow mario kart 8 deluxe looks AMAZING

    January 17
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Mario Kart 8 deluxe: same game, but has inklings
      buy our game
  • Rockheart
    I will get my knife and murder random people, including a girl which I rape.
    ...No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
    January 15
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      There were supposed to be quotes there.
    • dt200
      dt200
      I read that too.

      What is wrong with him?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      You'd develop an extremely dark sense of "humor" too if you were in a politically unstable nation surrounded by religious wars.
    • dt200
      dt200
      I'm in America too, you know.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      He's Egyptian.
    • idc
      idc
      I wouldn't even call that extremely dark. More like trying to be edgy but failing at it.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Yeah, it's just edgy, not extremely dark.
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      Did I say it was "extremely dark"? No.
      Did I not like the fact that he just typed that as if those things happen every 5 femtoseconds? Yes.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      He said that I can do anything, but he lied
      THAT'S the real darkness. Never thought you people were going to fuss at me like that, hmph.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You know, I'm starting to know w...


      Forget it.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Triple-post, but I thought all of the people commenting in this are strict forum-game haters, it's a game, people. I don't see people complain when you kill random people in GTA or when you murder rich people in Contract Killer, you are getting on my nerve. can't one member have fun in this god damn place?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      quadruple-post
      sorry if I'm taking this too seriously, if it isn't, just... forget it.
    • dt200
      dt200
      Sorry. I didn't think anybody would actually try to do that so I said anything.

      But for post #3 I am not a forum game hater.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      ... everyone except you

  • why is this here?
    (PS: Bottom right)
    January 15
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      Apparently, you need to update Flash. You should probably go do that.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      ignore that message, I'm talking about the suspicious game on the bottom right of "hot new games)
    • Agubhagu
      Agubhagu
      hug me i'm cold ?
      oh it's a pretty okay game about you meeting with someone for a date......... but that's not it. to respond, you need to travel through... neurons from a point to another point to give the answer you want.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      it's (R) rated 2.8 stars though.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Better than your games.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      self-burn
  • January 17