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  • the new town of salem theme is fucking stupid
    3:35AM


  • Oh hey, Happy Birthday, Mewtwo.
    2:34AM
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      Not laid an egg, mind you.
  • how do i get active here
    2:58AM
  • meanwhile when you play minecraft with a friend on your own server

    2:32AM
  • ⓒⓞⓜⓔ ⓛⓘⓣⓣⓛⓔ ⓒⓗⓘⓛⓓⓡⓔⓝ
    February 6
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      "come little children"
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      Said the Catholic priest!
  • ⓘ ⓐⓜ ⓢⓣⓘⓛⓛ ⓗⓔⓡⓔ.
    February 6
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      I.M. MEEN!
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Can someone tell me what "Square SquareSquare SquareSquareSquareSquareSquare SquareSquareSquareSquare." means?
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      It's supposed to say "I am farts lord."
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      It says "i am still here." with one circle around each letter.
    • Doctortimjama
      Doctortimjama
      ⓘ ⓐⓜ ⓕⓐⓡⓣⓢ ⓛⓞⓤⓓ? ⓖⓡⓡⓡⓡⓡⓡⓡ.... ⓒⓞⓞⓚⓘⓔⓦⓞⓞⓓⓢⓣⓞⓒⓚ
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      @sparky what are you using it displays fine for me
  • Cookiewoodstock
    Methinks we should symbolically ban this guy for 23 hours on March 15th.
    February 6
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      Execute this man for his blasphemy against the great emperor
      None shall do such an act upon me
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Caesar never got to power. He actually died because he tried to become a ruler of Rome.
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      saddening
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      He wasn't an emperor, but he ruled as "temporary dictator" for a few years before becoming "dictator for life" and being murdered a month later.
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      The mod who does it should change their own name to Brutus first.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      @cws he got to power but not for long
  • goddamn the forums are stagnant
    February 6
  • ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨⓑⓞⓓⓨ ⓒⓞⓜⓔ
    February 6
  • what's eating gilbert's grapes?
    February 6

  • ayy.
    February 6
  • *playing Pokemon Tower Defense 2*
    Me: "Man, these encounters are already getting boring."
    *One of the three freakin' Legendary Dogs run past me*
    *On route 29*
    *My party has level 10 at most*
    Me: "WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED"
    Me: "I SWEAR I JUST SAW A LEGENDARY DOG"
    Me: "WHAT"
    February 6
    • diamond655
      diamond655
      And now I'm in a Wild battle. With a freakin' level 50 Entei.
      Holy crap.
  • Bored in the car, so I send ahead and did some autocomplete with my Kindle! ...it was kinda dumb.

    I think I am dumb and I use Firefox extension to be more than I am
    People who have been quiet around here are Spanish and I can see the bucket
    Loaf of the league to be more gentle to the discussion otherwise restrained
    Plane crash in the gulf war was not a good thing to do with the milk
    Paper on my laptop battery died in the gulf war
    Kevin Moro and the cannon spot for the quest to find a mate
    Potato chips are so overused that the bucket of milk and the stuff that I have no soul
    February 6
  • Darkmatterfire
    press k to k
    March 2015
  • MiningcookiesVIII
    How can your noobiness be real if my eyes aren't real?
    February 6

  • I've been messing around with Unitale, decided to create the end of Idler's quest. Finished version coming soon(TM) to a forum near you.
    February 6
    • edgy
      edgy
      Can you download it as an swf and upload it somewhere or do we have to download unitale to play it?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Probably the latter. I'll check into it once I'm done making it.
    • edgy
      edgy
      piece of shit unitale for linux
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Pacifist version when?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      It won't be a thing. Zuptin has stated he'll never give Idler True Wiener, so you have to kill him to get it.
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Why? Why has Zuptin betrayed us?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Because Double Wiener was dumb enough?
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      ^^^
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      With Idler, there's no such thing as "dumb enough". Idler defies all physics, because in theory, they'd be so bad, that you'd repulse at the name. And yet, Idler is respected, and is amazing. There's not a reason the idiocy should warp around to intelligence in theory, but yet, Idler exists.
    • MiningcookiesVIII
      MiningcookiesVIII
      Does unitale require code?
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Unitale is basically in between IGM and a full blown coded game. You have to have coding knowledge, but you don't have to build everything from scratch.
    • MiningcookiesVIII
      MiningcookiesVIII
      Noice.
  • Welcome Aboard!
    February 6
    • edgy
      edgy
      no gambling pls
  • Cookiewoodstock
    The icon proves accurate to his activity.
    February 6
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      i miss him
      He doesn't even get on Social anymore
      He even removed me on Steam
  • trollman224 and CooK364 earned the 10 Comments badge.
    No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.
    February 6


  • Always remember to Start Wandows Ngrmadly.
    February 6
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      nomads
    • FeisarFlash52
      FeisarFlash52
      "Safe Mode wath Fetwgrkifg"
      Nice.
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      "If a previous startup attempt was the Power or Reset buttgn was press problem$ chgose Start Wandows Ngrmally"
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Don't forget to mgve with the arrgw keys.
  • edgy
    Literally Hitler.
    February 6


  • "updated Cookie Clicker beta with better bulk buy/sell and a challenge run option that lets you get some achievements that were previously disabled

    let me know if you find any bugs with those !

    also : fixed and rebalanced several things, including an easter egg I had where setting your bakery name to “Ortiel” would punish you by removing 999% of your CpS. I’ve since noticed that people were using that to purchase CpS-dependent upgrades for extra-cheap. I swear to god guys y'all are impossible
    "

    "of course i’d screw this up. game was patched again to fix the challenge mode button not appearing

    it’s this wee cookie on the right btw. only appears if your prestige is more than 0
    "

    "live release soon" ~Orteil on Twitter
    February 6
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    February 6
  • Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    February 6
  • Welcome Aboard!
    February 5
  • Zuptin

    February 6

  • ayy, finally.
    February 6

  • Done in the midst of a family discussion.
    RIP

    Also it's one Burnty doesn't actually have, so that's a plus any day ^-^

    i'm only an impossible away from him now... goddammit guys >w<</small>
    February 5
    • lennonluiz0907
      lennonluiz0907
      erm
      editing fail
      move on with your daily lives
    • BurntCookie
      BurntCookie
      "JUST PLAY THE LAST STAND 2 ALREADY!"
  • aaaand bye
    February 6
  • medsal15 earned the 5 Agrees badge.
    You received 5 Agrees. We like that.
    February 6