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  • Good night in advance dashnet. (My internet cuts out at exactly 10 pm PDT.)
    4:44AM
  • I'm going to bed now, for reasons unknown.
    (I'm having some very dark thoughts)
    4:08AM
  • Take a survey.
    Discuss results.
    http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/12046/dashnet-mega-poll

    I'm totally not begging for topic views ;)
    3:56AM
  • Zuptin
    How's our child doing?
    September 3
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      "I'm withdrawing my child support"
    • kirdneh
      kirdneh
      I'm in the 11th trimester.
  • Agh-too boring!
    3:32AM
    • kirdneh
      kirdneh
      Whatever it is that is boring, it probably just needs more tentacles.
  • Bedtime for me at 5 AM, I'm such a hero...
    2:59AM
  • Leon earned the 250 Awesomes badge.
    You received 250 Awesomes. Looks like you're popular around these parts.
    2:55AM
  • So I was just thinking about something:

    Wouldn't it be super fucked up if someone went on twitch livestreaming, playing games and then just stops, switching to webcam...

    and committing suicide Live in front of everyone watching.

    I mean there was already someone who died while livestreaming but I think committing suicide while livestreaming would just suck.
    1:48AM
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      Especially if they were super popular, like Vinny.

      (Wait, someone's died livestreaming?)
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      Also...

      ...Why are you thinking of that?

      ...That, and the dark avatar...

      ...Please don't...
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Did I stumble into a horror film?
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      1. yea if Vinny or someone else from Vinesauce would do it, it would just be really sad.
      2. yes someone died while livestreaming.
      3. Everything is alright as I already told you.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Why would Vinny commit suicide?
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      -shrug-
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      Sometimes, there is a reason why someone would commit suicide.
      And mostly, it is a stupid one.
    • Leon
      Leon
      I can't find that video.

      This is one is about someone who suicided while streaming
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEyDzIXRv5w
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      So someone actually did it already
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      1. Why is Vinny even being mentioned here?
      2. Somebody died during a livestream?
      3. Why the dark icon tho?
  • Gardevoir
    There is a reason we call you "Fishnet", Dashnet.
    September 3
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Said Gabidou.
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      I can laugh at your statement, DLK.
    • Leon
      Leon
      This is coming from the guy who argued with people trying to tell them that Gardevoir doesn't look like a chicken
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      +1 feed
    • 22radioactive22
      22radioactive22
      EC everytime you say that I'm getting an alt to flag one of your already flagged posts.
    • ArtificialCookie
      ArtificialCookie
      @Leon
      Oh goddamnit, can't unsee.
    • MiningcookiesVIII
      MiningcookiesVIII
      Cannot see.
      ...thankfully?
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      Well than stop discussing trolls. Once the discussion dies down and he only gets the occasional mention I'll stop.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      ...I can't see how you could possibly think Gardevoir is a chicken.
    • Leon
      Leon
      They didn't, it was bait.
  • Leon
    How did you edit one of your activity posts?
    September 3
    • zicit
      zicit
      I didn't.
    • Leon
      Leon
      I must be imagining things then.
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      smoke less weed
  • Lets put this to the test.

    September 3
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      are you mad if i disagree? because i disagree....
    • zicit
      zicit
      Eh, he does have a point.
    • Leon
      Leon
      I don't mind if you do.
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      111
  • Feet are the new butts!
    2:01AM
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      I stick with butts, they're nice.
    • Purge2202
      Purge2202
      Butt's ARE nice, but it's time fro something new!
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      But(t) I want the Butts in my face.
    • Purge2202
      Purge2202
      Why not both?
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      I want butts
    • Purge2202
      Purge2202
      K den
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      I second the want for butts.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      PLOTS FOREVER!
    • Purge2202
      Purge2202
      Butt... butt... Feet, though...

      Sorry guys, it's just my FEETish.

      Yes, this was all for a stupid pun.

      Goodbye, my work at dashnet is done, I will be leaving forever now.
  • So, we got a Transfer student.

    She's a nice Chinese (and she's actually Chinese here, not making an assumption) girl who happens to be my age (birthday is on the 27th of December, I think).

    Her name's Anne.

    She's real nice.

    Since both of my older sisters have moved out, I'm imagining her as their replacement.

    Good trade. :p
    1:33AM
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      Thats nice.
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      We had a chinese transfer student in my homeroom for a year. The romanization of her name is Qing (pronounced "tsing").

  • I must be in that part of Deviantart.
    2:11AM
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Kcuf, didn't realize it would turn up that big. Three complains about it and I'll delete this post for you all.
  • The xkcd survey is definitely my favorite survey I've taken.
    September 3
    • BurntCookie
      BurntCookie
      Just took it, can agree.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Pony
      Lama
      Cat
      Turtle
      Axolot

      ...
      I have a problem.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Hah! I took it before you!
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      very interesting questions.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      "Do you usually remember your dreams?"
      I don't know, do I?
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      For the 5 random words I for some reason wrote 4 really short words then put 'prestidigitation'. :p
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      I just put the words that came in my head so I dunno why that word did.
    • kirdneh
      kirdneh
      xkcd is my favorite thing I look forward to on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. It's just so fantastic. I love the intractable thing, kind of like the April Fools things they had earlier this year.
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      What exactly do they mean by condiments?
      Neither spices nor ingredients do make sense to me in the context "Do you eat condiments directly out of the fridge as a snack?".
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Also, it says to fill the text box with gibberish, but the box doesn't end. :/
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      I think it meant things like ketchup or perhaps cheese sauce(dunno about that one). Condiments include sauces.

      Though it is still weird to eat sauces by themselves. :p
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      I couldn't even be bothered to make 1 line of gibberish btw. :p
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Thank you.
      And I too find it weird to eat sauces by themselves.

      It was annoying to fill the box, especially when I discovered that the box expands...

      I left three questions without an answer:
      The one about the thermostat since I've never seen a functioning one in real life;
      The "Which of these would you consider a sandwich?" because I wouldn't consider any of them a sandwich;
      and "Which of these describes you?" because none of those describe me.
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      I don't think the "Which of these describes you?" actually describes anyone.
      Also, I checked off everything but taco for the sandwich one, though I regret checking quesadilla.
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      I took cat/dog person as the "usual" and not the furry meaning.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      I didn't consider any to be sandwiches either. :p
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      I can understand not considering a calzone (pizza sandwich), taco (it's a valley, the "bread" is perpendicular to the direction the layers go), open-face sandwich (literal sandwich; overflowing sandwich), or quesadilla (mexican grilled cheese sandwich) a sandwich, but not a sub (long sandwich), cheesesteak (hot sandwich), or hamburger (meat patty sandwich).
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Well, I learned a lot about toast while trying to word a response to DC's sandwich comment. Especially that what in Germany is known as "Toastbrot" (literally toast bread) can only be found in Germany and is only similar to "normal" bread in England.

      Anyway for me something can only be called sandwich if it is between two slices of bread that is similar to German Toastbrot. But as you might have guessed this stems from English not being a native language in Germany.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      It just isn't common to refer to them as sandwiches in the UK. Like nobody calls a hamburger a sandwich. Normally sandwich refers to something in-between 2 slices of bread.
      Though it is more common now to refer to other things as sandwiches. But I prefer the original meaning. :p
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      I did it, I like that there was a Taco there
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      *By bread I mean a normal loaf of bread not the other types of bread products. :p

      http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/663319/663319,1285849679,1/stock-photo-single-loaf-of-sliced-white-bread-62033995.jpg
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      *This is what wikipedia says:

      'In the United Kingdom and Australia, the term "sandwich" is more narrowly defined than in the US: it refers only to an item which uses sliced bread from a loaf.'
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      And just for fun I wrote cat with quotation marks into the box.^^
    • BurntCookie
      BurntCookie
      In the gibberish box I put something like "iubgtfmouruesiopvtusepiomumnvruiyawe4oiunvytuinearyboptiwanttokillmyselfuioytbnueisvmyrtui44eynwmbio5mrbunesiop"
    • Karlolin
      Karlolin
      I gave a crypted diagram of how my keyboard looks like before continuing.
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      I randomly bashed every key on my keyboard (including the cmd and ctrl keys, before I accidentally minimized the window and ignored them), so there are sections where everything is in caps from hitting the caps lock, and spaces and punctuations and all sorts of lovelies.
      I stopped when the scroll bar appeared.
    • Zonoro13
      Zonoro13
      I put '"cat" here' in the box.
    • Zonoro13
      Zonoro13
      Sandwich in Russian is literally "butterbread". Buterbrod. Which is odd because the Russian word for butter is maslo. Languages are weird.
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      Weird that Russian adopted the German "Butterbrot"...
    • DarthCookie
      DarthCookie
      So, sandwiches are butter bread and butter is mayo?
      Russians really are white.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      In the north of England they call sandwiches 'butties'. :p
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      One of my words in the random words box was "Minutiae". Not as good as Zyzzy's, but still probably pretty unusual. :p

      I'm excited to see the results!
    • MiningcookiesVIII
      MiningcookiesVIII
      How do you spell? O-orangotan-orangoutang?
    • BurntCookie
      BurntCookie
      Minutiae? Wow that's a word I've never heard of.
    • Zonoro13
      Zonoro13
      I consider myself good at English and spelling, but I only knew like 20-40% of the words in the list.
    • MiningcookiesVIII
      MiningcookiesVIII
      Me too.
    • erdbeere
      erdbeere
      I wonder if some of those words were made up.
      I recently heard that in studies on drug usage a non-existent drug gets added to see how accurate the results are. And there are always some who claim to have used that drug.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      I only knew about 50% of them. :p
      But from a dictionary search it seems a lot are slang and not in the dictionary. Like fleek isn't a real word but seems to be slang and used by some according to google. :p
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      *Some of the words are slight mispellings of real words like Unitory (unitary)
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      So actually it seems I didn't know 50% since not even 50% are real words. But I think I know all of the ones that are real words.
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      Sorry for spamming. :p
      But I looked again and I think 10 are real words and I knew 8 of them immediately.
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      The only one of those words I knew was rife. I had heard a bunch of others used before but didn't know the meaning. I'm now going to try to learn and remember all of them (the ones that are real, anyway)!
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      Same with me on rife

      And on five words
      Hi
      Die
      Go
      Kill
      Me


      Dark I know
  • The sorting hat's love

    I-I... Just... What is this?
    Oh shit, That's right, I'm a hat.
    "My sexual skill are more than adequate for any witch or wizard" Snape said confidently
    "Yeah, everyone got shagged but me" Ron said selfishly

    Dumbledore looked at Ron considerately "Harry, why don't you leave me and ron alone for a minute?"

    Harry, confused, walked out of the office. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting.
    And that's not even the worst of it....
    1:57AM
  • pinkydash changed her profile picture.
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    1:50AM
  • Few more point and I will LEVEL UP if level up is at 300 points
    1:39AM
  • Cookiewoodstock
    I made that icon. ;P
    September 3
  • Why is the forum dead?
    September 3
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      The Time Has Come
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      What time has come?
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      For the Forum to die once and for all!
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      IM SCARED
      WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
      PLS CHANGE BACK
      AHHHHHHHH
      GADDAMIT
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      [long sigh]
      This again.
  • pinkydash
    What's up with you and ds1800 and your dark theme
    1:30AM
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      as I already said, Everything is alright.
  • DoomlordKravoka changed his profile picture.
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    1:28AM
  • Here's an idea!
    On activity comments, how about a "Show more (27)" button so things don't clog activity?
    September 3
  • Anon9mous
    ...Are you ok...?
    1:26AM
  • Should I write more fanfics?
    September 3
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    1:13AM
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    1:12AM
  • Carmory
    HILLO
    12:20AM
  • AntonioBre joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    12:03AM
  • Jarr2003
    He will not be missed.
    September 3