He started as a very interesting guy, had great programming skills, and quickly became a big member. After a few months, he started running for high council, and eventually became a big member. He was a really intelligent guy, you could see his really deep knowledge on human intellect.
One day, however, we noticed some problems with the site. This whole time, he had been collecting various information about our plans, and then eventually announced himself as being one of the main members of the rival group, and that he was taking us out from the inside. However, even as this most intricate of trolls had spent months integrating himself, he gained NOTHING; our big secret, as I said, was that our group had NO secrets, and announced everything. One of our members cracked down the ip address of the other forum, and we completely blew the lid off of their operation, and they lost completely.
(2/2, but wait there's more)