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  • who wants a ban? just ask me... no need to break rules and necrobump and all that shit... we can have it so much quicker by just telling me.
    i really just want to help here... you don't need to put effort into getting a ban.
    (it's pretty obvious who is meant, right?)
    July 28
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      i want a ban
      give me a 3 minute one
    • Goldra
      Goldra
      Calamity clearly wants a permanent one.
    • Darkmatterfire
      Darkmatterfire
      delete my account.
    • TrevinMaciel
      TrevinMaciel
      I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶1̶ ̶s̶e̶p̶t̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶t̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶.̶
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      -adds fuel to the fire-
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      If one were to be banned for a mistake he's done, the forum would have 3 active members only: Chisako, Opti, and Orteil.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Let me rephrase that: Opti and Shylight
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      How would Orteil be banned?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I said if one were to be banned for making mistake, IF

      Obviously making AQ Dragons is a big mistake
  • made this days ago
    image
    very good improvement with forms, not perfect but it's a pretty decent milestone right now
    5:54AM
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Did he miss leg day? They seem a bit too thin with armour on.
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      it's not really anything in there but a transparent spirit
      so it's basically just the armor
      the legs probably are thin though
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Ah, they are a bit thin. I couldn't read the writing either.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I hate to see what kind of iron squeezes feet like that..
  • I have all the answers.


    5:54AM
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Except you still question lots of things.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      It is often said that insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results
  • I just drew some NSFW pony art, and I think it looks pretty darn good considering I only used one reference for a facial expression. That being said it's nsfw so I guess i can't really share it here.
    July 25
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      hehe :3
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      REPULSIVE
    • Zonoro13
      Zonoro13
      share in perv chat
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      Too bad one of the ponies is female :(
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      Dude, my OC... the request... you know.
    • 100lol
      100lol
      pm me it
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      You're a bit young dude.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Well, I'd love to see it.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      you forgot to put love in Italics. >^<
    • 100lol
      100lol
      how do you know, lets say im 9+10
      21
      still, pm me it, nobody will know that
    • Caesar
      Caesar
      why did you draw nsfw ponies?
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      ...Can you send me a link? :v

      Just out of curiousity.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Italics don't work on activity comments, Calamity


      or does it
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Thanks for explaining why I hate fandoms.
    • 100lol
      100lol
      pm me it for free ipad completely no virus trust me i have 1,000 viruses already
    • MiningcookiesVIII
      MiningcookiesVIII
      wat get me out of here
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      ^
  • JetBlackHair joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    7:03AM
  • Calamity
    How is your visit counter higher then mine , lol?
    July 28
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Because he visits more often without posting.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Because he has logged in many times.

      Brainstorm: "Based on Vanilla Admin, "Visits" are the amount of times the user has logged into his account where he was not logged in."
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      He probably has his account set so he has to login every time he posts instead of auto logging in
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      I'm pretty sure visits are just whenever it detects the user on the website while logged in.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I've surfed the vanilla forums once again, yes, visits is how many times a user has logged into his account
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      @ExplodingCamel
      I don't even know how to do that.
      @Brainstorm
      I haven't logged in many times at all. I just never sign out.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      I just logged on with a different computer, my visits has't changed,
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Nooooo then mine should be higher ....
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      It's vanilla forums, dude. How do you expect stuff to change that instantly?
    • Vini
      Vini
      I remember when my visit count froze at 2. I now have almost 1000.
      I've changed absolutely nothing about how I use the forums.
      ...
      WITCHCRAFT!
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      @Uiomancant Did you crtl-F5 refresh?
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      No, I literally logged on to a school computer, checked my visits, still what it was yesterday.
  • This might take a while to get:

    http://forum.dashnet.org/badge/answer-250
    5:44AM
  • Im going to leave... i dont like this....
    July 27
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Farewell, good luck!
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      Because Trevin got unbanned so you don't need this account anymore?
    • TrevinMaciel
      TrevinMaciel
      No.
    • Minesh125
      Minesh125
      Im Not Trevin's Second Account.
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      Well then the Third one.
    • Dont_question
      Dont_question
      Help.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Minesh, just look in the sky, and say "I pity those"
    • Minesh125
      Minesh125
      Im not any of trevin's accounts... Im just a person living somewhere made a account to have fun and all that he gets is hate
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      You are trevin.
    • Minesh125
      Minesh125
      i am not
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      How on earth are you guys assuming this guy is trevin? He acts nothing like him!
    • Reepile
      Reepile
      Most are assuming from the bumps he's been doing subtly
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Well then, everyone is trevin I guess.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      @cws they have the same bumping style
    • Minesh125
      Minesh125
      @cws True. Im not trevin. I may be doing the same as him but im not his account
    • TrevinMaciel
      TrevinMaciel
      Only we know...

      And... I'm serious! Its not!
  • Billabo
    ALL of your awesomes are from your own alt. That is not good.
    5:19AM
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Oh, now I see the other comments about this. Oops.
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      How about Crunch_taco is banned hmm?
  • Wonder if I should collaborate with somebody to make an ultimate forum game that Trevin will follow properly and be insanely active (achieving that would require a person with the opposite timezone as me).

    Hmm...
    good or bad?
    July 22
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      whats your time zone? I will play if its a rpg ! probably .
    • TheHeathens
      TheHeathens
      Same as yours, only one hour behind.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Probably me, my timezone is like 8 hours away from yours.
    • TheHeathens
      TheHeathens
      Hmmm... yes, I'll hire you, @Brainstorm.

      Thing is, what's our game?
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      open world rpg ...?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Simple game?
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      simple open world rpg ......
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      ey
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Your plan has been RIPed, Chisako banned forum games, unless of course he...
      No
    • TheHeathens
      TheHeathens
      What now peeps
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Nothing was banned
    • TheHeathens
      TheHeathens
      hmmm... should be diverse or something

      you know what let's decide using the survey i used again
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      http://forum.dashnet.org/discussion/14441/the-banning-of-forum-games
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      You can't post any new forum games.
    • TrevinMaciel
      TrevinMaciel
      Let's do this!

      Ummm... Sooo... Yeah.

      Let's share our ideas here: https://titanpad.com/dbMttnmrW6

      The forum game banning gives a good time to brainstorm (Dun, dun, dun!) our game.

      Also, I'm sorry about the 6 day bump...
  • esque45
    opti, can we still make forum games?
    July 28
  • So, uh, I might play around with Idle Game Maker to make some sort of Five Nights at Freddy's idle game.

    It's an interesting idea to play around with, attempting some kind of horror-based idle game. Obviously, no legitimate jumpscares, and I'm not sure about if there could be some sort of game over condition, but...

    Would anyone give a crap?
    July 28
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      sounds good. it's been a while since i've seen any attempt of a good idle game
      JUST. DO. IT.
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      Got it. I'll start work on a Pastebin, using a new account right now on there(less clutter)
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      And, Pastebin won't let me log in for some reason...I guess I'm using another site.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      i write and test my stuff on dropbox (the links also work with IGM - just a bit longer)
      and it's very easy to sync if you use their tool. i only upload to pastebin once i'm done.
      so that could be a temporary fix for you. maybe
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      I can't find any good alternatives to Pastebin.
      @Chisako Link, please?
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      https://www.dropbox.com/
      there should be a public folder and in that you can have the txt file
      the link would look like this then
      http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/101275398/Idlegame/KK.txt

      horribly long xD but just for writing it good since you can have the folder on your PC synced with the cloud and the game is updated a few seconds after you pressed save in your editor
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      @Chisako
      Dangit, it's a download thing...I can't download anything, this isn't my computer. I'm using my mom's.
      Saving up 300 goddang bucks for a laptop SOONER rather than LATER is starting to look like a good idea...
    • Vini
      Vini
      So, "would anyone give a crap"? I would. Several.
      We need more good IGMs here and (mine won't come anytime soon /strike) FNaF sounds it's gonna be... Interdasting.
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      Got Pastebin to work by signing up through Google. Now to work on the FNAF idle.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Good luck!
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      I'm not quite sure how to do this.
      Anyone adept in Idle Game Maker wanna help?
      (Note: "Adept" means having developed a successful Idle Game Maker game before. "Successful" means at least 5 positive comments from different people.)
  • but y is it a coincidence?
    1:24AM
  • Long story short, getting a parasite worm in my anus isn't the most pleasant thing that had happened to me this past 18 years. Especially when you're walking 6 hours a day.
    No really it's not ideal.
    At least now I know the bathroom like my own house.
    July 27
  • image
    July 28
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      I made another polandball, this one is from the Reddit anon posted earlier.
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      Should I post this to the reddit?
  • erdbeere
    What a coincidence that all your awesomes come from one user.
    July 28
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      My Theory: Esq had a taco avatar before, he then probably found out he could maybe "farm points" so he changed his avatar to something else and then went on to make an alt called Crunchy Taco to give him points.
  • I really ought to change my profile picture, huh?
    I'm not Diamond anymore. The D is useless.
    ...
    If I see one D joke I'm gonna murder you all.
    July 28
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      D's Nuts
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      wheres the D?
    • TottallyNotABot
      TottallyNotABot
      Damn David
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Thats double D
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      You guys blew it for me.
      Wait a minute...D jokes...BLEW it...
      OH COME ON!
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Ignore them, they are DICKS.


      Also, maybe make it an R, or a guy running backwards
    • Vini
      Vini
      I recommend you use faster ninjer™ mirrored. :v
  • esque45
    calamity, you can't awesome your own stuff. or put any input on it whatsoever.
    July 28
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      I dont.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Dont accuse of such actions either.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      He's saying that he can't awesome his own stuff because the system disallows him to
      He thinks you mean that he awesomes him self with the same account
      You think that he is accusing you
      Although you meant to tell him that he awesomed his own stuff with different accounts


      Did I explain everything thoroughly, Cala?
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Ah facepalm.
  • Welcome Aboard!
    July 27
  • Something cool happened today. I taught my first ever chess lesson at the camp I'm volunteering at. It was cool.
    July 28
  • Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    July 28
  • Thanks for sticking with us for a full year.
    July 28
  • So I need what, like, 350 points until level 5?
    Challenge accepted!
    ffffff now how to get points
    First you get your ruler and measure out a forum box to decide how much text you can fit in however if the text is inked in black you will need to deduct 99 bananas from the total length to adjust the font however if you are using Arial you must make sure your paradoxes are released from your cage to cause more chaos at the local factory.

    12 years later in a separate universe dimension multiverse omniverse yoctoverse, a jumping bean walks across a road to buy local groceries for granny momai and as he delivers the groceries she gifts him a lovely awesome but he attempts to use it and it creates a universal error, meaning he must travel to our dimension, and as he does he discovers a rotmg rager called reepile because he keeps ffff loosing his T11 staffz and he got killd by sprite God the most arsy of all arses

    I ran out of space, comment if u want continue
    July 25
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Comment
    • Reepile
      Reepile
      really
      like make a whole separate thread for it?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Comment!!!
    • TrevinMaciel
      TrevinMaciel
      Then... after 538,904 eons... He rekt the sprite god!
  • esque45
    also, how do you become a moderator?
    July 28
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      He's a friend of Orteil, duh!
    • DarkSoul1800
      DarkSoul1800
      oh wait, I read that wrong, sorry.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Never ask to be mod, follow rules, be a good person, ???, profit
  • Reepile changed his profile picture.
    Thumbnail
    July 28
  • SomeBody
    Hello little cookie, can I eat you?
    July 27
  • how to make a igm game in 3 steps:
    1. copy another game
    2. make it look original
    3. i wanted a 3rd step
    July 28
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      git gud.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Real steps:
      1- Copy the pastebin of Burger Clicker from the documentation
      2- Change all the names of stuff and pictures.
      3- ???
      4- Profit
    • Zyzzyzus
      Zyzzyzus
      Even realer steps:
      1 - Copy the code for Burger Clicker into notepad
      2 - Use the replace function, in the first field put burger, in the second put whatever you want (one word though) and click replace all.
      3 - Upload on pastebin
      4 - that's it! Sit back and marvel at your creation!
  • Breadstick
    Can i call you calamari?
    July 27
  • WTF is even going on here?
    July 24
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Magic
    • Jarr2003
      Jarr2003
      Basically us for some reason wasting a few hours being in an argument about the ethics of banning the creation of forum games.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      A normal day at dashnet.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      ^
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I was about to say what Calamary said.


      I guess the usual.
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      Calamity..... yeah the usual.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      autofix lol
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Its clearly Calamari. Duh.
    • RunninginReverse
      RunninginReverse
      No, I think it says Katamari.
      Na, na na na na na na...Katamari Damacy....
    • Calamity
      Calamity
      NO. ok . PLZ . ok. HI . Bye
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Trevin V5