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  • welp, i am now rainbow ;-;
    8:34AM
  • weekly reminder that i exist...

    - stop multiposting
    - stop spamming
    - stop being rude

    thank you
    March 21
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      Tbh, kinda surprised you locked the Counting Evolved thread, but not the other counting threads.

      Counting Evolved was literally just a complex counting thread.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      We don't need more counting games.
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      @RiR I'm surprised that you are surprised. Why would I suddenly close counting threads that are either inactive or exist for quite a while already? The new one is "just another counting thread" though. Simply play the existing ones if you want to count so badly.
    • Maniklas
      Maniklas
      At least you didn't say anything about pretending to be an defibrillator ;DDDDDDD
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      bump, because another post would be spam, yet I want to remind you once more this week.
      Also, Update: now I come with lasers, be careful!
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      do you also happen to come with nuclear missiles?
  • Can I complain about titling threads with In This Thread?

    That's literally what a title does, give you a description for the thread.
    It makes it longer and more annoying to read, and more pointless.
    I don't need to title my forum games with:
    In This Thread; Play the Aurellian Dimension [Uios Ownership]

    Pointless trend.
    March 26
    • Chisako
      Chisako
      okay... I see one thread with "in this thread" in the title recently... what forum are you talking about?
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      No, but I see it occasionally. and it drives me insane every time.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I never see that.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      "I never see that." ~Brainstorm

      'In this thread; Create lore for your Civilisation'
      /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ *ahem*
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I don't see what's annoying in this
      Also, I have legaciolidis, I can't see any threads related to Legacy
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      ohh got it. :3 ;-;
  • POUQIE earned the 10 Comments badge.
    No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.
    6:20AM
  • Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    March 28
  • Welcome Aboard!
    March 28
  • McJagger changed their profile picture.
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    2:11AM
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      Would that be by any chance a drawing of the Zaiga 'Kukki' by @sneaky_cat? ((It looks cool, by the way.))
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  • DoomlordKravoka

    Endless Shitposting 2
    March 26
    • TheKnifer
      TheKnifer
      I don't understand why EC is on there. I think this is a bit biased.
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      lmao accurate
    • 100lol
      100lol
      put yo hands up i have a machine gun outta nowhere
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      @Knifer because piece of shit poll xdddddddddddddd
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      If you think this is biased, wait until you find out who was going to be in place of Drago_meh.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I like my place in the picture, one of the only two people with actual guns.
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      wait DLK, where is your place?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME!
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      and who was going to be in my place?
      I'm sure I'm not the only one who's curious of this
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Cookiewoodstock, but his angry avatar.
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      @Brainstorm Dus-I mean Polls are money and magic and power all in a single miraculous substance so Carmory and his recreational poll abuse is thrice as powerful unarmed as you are with a gun.
    • Rockheart
      Rockheart
      Cam has an angry avatar? ...you sure?
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dashnet-forums1887/images/e/e0/Sad_Chu-Teng.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20160422024225
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      That's his sad avatar. It's even in the image name: Sad_Chu-Teng.png
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      Then why is he constantly screaming at everyone whenever he uses it?
  • Calamity
    GG.
    March 28
  • Maresian earned the First Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for a full year.
    March 28
  • Maresian earned the Second Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
    March 28
  • Maresian earned the Third Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 3 years.
    March 28
  • Darkу


    Bee.
    Buzz.

    You're gonna Bee.
    March 27
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      6 hours.
      6 hours I spent on this, and I feel good about it!
    • Stellarexys
      Stellarexys
      Beecome the Bee or the Bee becomes you.

      ..this cannot Bee!
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      You missed a bee, prepare for stings
    • Zuptin
      Zuptin
      Oh my bee
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      wtf
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      It's fucking amazing dude
    • Darkу
      Darkу
      Thanks!
  • Chisako changed her profile picture.
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    March 28
  • Carmory
    Stop plaging my mixtape with incidental lyrics!
    March 27
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I'm a skeleton with high standards
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      "mixtape"
      "lyrics"

      Undertale Musical, much?
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Attention everyone, I'm about to open ITunes Store
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @Brainstorm If you're looking for the Undertale Musical, then it's on Youtube. Channel name is Man On The Internet.

      If you're just making a joke, K.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      I'm just making a joke that's so cold, I had to remove the fridge from it.

      (Ba dum)
  • 100lol
    Here we are, the old ages of dashnet. Part 2
    This time we are looking at a guy which was a part of Wall destroyer upgrade, and a very nice and polite guy. sadly he left and never came back since may 2016
    re-elect trump 2024
    March 26
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Who wasn't actually a guy
    • 100lol
      100lol
      Rule of the internet 30 - there are no girls on the internet
    • ¤RunninginReverse¤
      ¤RunninginReverse¤
      @100lol I know several people who would argue against that.
    • Brainstorm
      Brainstorm
      Including your mum

      Sorry, just had to
  • Getting this far requires gumption, something you have in spades.
    March 28
  • I finally got non-terrible internet.
    Before:

    After:


    Ok, it ins't the fastest and the upload speed is low still. But it is a big upgrade.
    March 27
    • Palutena
      Palutena
      Come back when you have 36mb/s
    • idc
      idc
      I haven't tested with a wired connection. Maybe that will be faster than that even :p

      I was very skeptical when the ISP said we could get faster broadband. But they were right. The first one was done yesterday and is reflective of what I had to put up with for years.
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      I'm in a city and I'm still getting 2mb/s. We had an outdated router so it couldn't handle more, they should change us over to faster internet soon.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      Are you guys in Australia? We haves the coppernet here and it is lightning fast 256kb dl. Nobody wants it to be faster than that, our government told us.
    • adam_antichrist
      adam_antichrist
      woohoo up to 0.5mbs today! All hail our superior technology protecting us from the fast internet we don't want! http://imgur.com/a/CwsAp
  • I am the danger
    March 28
  • heya, anyone up for some role play? just PM me..... thats all!
    March 26
  • Lefian was promoted to Level 3.
    March 28
    • Carmory
      Carmory
      Ayyy
    • Lefian
      Lefian
      How does one level up? Why've I earned this
    • Vini
      Vini
      DashNetters have a unique ability that grants them EXP over time.
      Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Either way, once you hit 100, you go up a level.
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      Points are gained from reactions and badges
    • Billabo
      Billabo
      and answers. And at certain point thresholds, you level up.
    • The_Cookie_Monster
      The_Cookie_Monster
      I think it might go:

      (Level 1 - upon joining the forums)
      Level 2 - 20 points?
      Level 3 - 100 points?
      Level 4 - 500 points?
      Level 5 - 1000 points?
      Level 6 - 2500/5000 points?
      ~I have no idea about the rest...~

      or:

      (Level 1 - upon joining the forums)
      Level 2 - 10 points?
      Level 3 - 100 points?
      Level 4 - 500/1000 points?
      Level 5 - 2500/5000 points?
      Level 6 - 5000/10000 points?
      ~I have no idea about the rest...~

      (The highest number of points anyone's ever had is MasterSparky with 10134, and he's only on Level 6...)

      ((I don't know the actual values, this is just a rough estimate))
  • Welcome Aboard!
    March 27
  • All those unknown names that suddenly appear and earn anniversary badges lately are kinda scary.
    March 27
  • Salamandave, bobbob, cakeTray, nophilip, Locust and 3 others earned the First Comment badge.
    Commenting is the best way to get involved. Jump in the fray!
    March 26
  • Emeron66 and cakeTray earned the Second Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 2 years.
    March 27
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    March 27
  • Alice_Mikucup and ProstoK0t earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    March 26
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