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  • Welp, I almost choked on cherry seeds.
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    7:11AM
    • TFU_Satron
      TFU_Satron
      yeah, yeah, yeah
      yeah, yeah, yeah
      yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

      first, we thought that cherries were so really, really sweet
      a new snack to have, and it seemed like such a treat
      but then, we found the truth; its just a choke hazard from the east
      it went from cherry, yeah, to a choke hazard and a beast

      every time we swallow, it just get stuck in our throat
      choke seed, choke seed, what we gonna do?
      got a seed in our berry
      got too much to carry
      choke seed, choke seed, itll come for you
      gotta cough, or just let it sink
      be careful, dont you think?
      choke seed, choke seed, its just a bad, bad seed

      yeah, yeah, yeah
      yeah, yeah, yeah
      yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

      hiding from a cherry, we know it isnt right
      but the dashnet forumers, we arent lookin for a fight
      oh, cherries are almost eaten up, and then well have some peace again
      but for now, we are really careful til then

      every time we swallow, it just get stuck in our throat
      choke seed, choke seed, what we gonna do?
      got a seed in our berry
      got too much to carry
      choke seed, choke seed, itll come for you
      gotta cough, or just let it sink
      be careful, dont you think?

      why so mean? why so crude?
      why so angry? why so rude?
      cant you be nice? cant you just digest?
      isnt it sad? is this how it all ends?

      choke seed, choke seed, its just a bad, bad-
      choke seed, choke seed, its just a bad, bad-
      choke seed, choke seed-
      its just a bad, bad seed!
  • Gemini earned the Photogenic badge.
    Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!
    7:29AM
  • Time to pull a Uiomancant. Goodnight DNF.
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    7:16AM
    • Tellurium
      Tellurium
      Sleep well Mpurpler Squarey.
  • Cats.
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    6:41AM
  • Meh. I'll just watch as I fall off of the leaderboard.
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    7:06AM
  • DoomlordKravoka
    Is your only experience with autism the internet or something?
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    7:01AM
  • Gemini joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    6:47AM
  • Refrence time
    Refrence 1:Dona Noble has left the library do a noble has been saved hey who turned out the lights
    Refrence 2:hey who turned out the lights hey who turned out the lights hey who turned out the lights doctor we should go
    What's it a refrence to
    (I'm doing this once a day)
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    2:48AM
  • G'night...

    I'm so tired tonight... ~w~
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    4:14AM
    • 22radioactive22
      22radioactive22
      I had two Dr. Peppers, I'm still tired though because I have ADHD.
  • Ok its 1:25 and fireworks are still going off
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    5:26AM
  • holy fuck when did i get 35 comment karma on /r/agario i barely ever go there
    (it's 15%, that's a lot!)
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    3:23AM

  • This is some CWS-tier quality nightmares.

    Have fun!
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    5:47AM
    • DoomlordKravoka
      DoomlordKravoka
      The thumbnail made feel like shifting slightly out of order of the the rest of the universe just to get away from it.
    • Drago_meh
      Drago_meh
      where the fuck is the poison
      i need to kill some bitches
  • Welcome Aboard!
    July 4
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    5:50AM
  • Uiomancant
    I have reasons to believe that you are, indeed along with anyone else I proved to be as well, Developous7
    This activity comment shows all:

    "that somehow the rules do not apply to you"
    This is exactly what dev thought.

    "you believe you are special"
    Ding ding!

    (Do I win the internets?)
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    July 4
    • pinkydash
      pinkydash
      No because the internets takes more than that it takes heart curage and points
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      That was my heart and soul. I proved MS is part of the nexus, which is pretty much the illuminati.
    • TFU_Satron
      TFU_Satron
      as you can see, weve had our eye on you for some time now, mister sparky.
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      Oh fuck
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Damn that must mean I broke the cover... Whoops.
  • Happy fifth of July!
    Because I can can a can.
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    12:29AM
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Also I forgot about the riots in china on this day
      A series of violent riots break out in Ürümqi, the capital city of the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region in the People's Republic of China.

      :(
    • Alderi
      Alderi
      Happy fifth of July ^^ But wow it got dark pretty quickly, are you from over there?
    • Uiomancant
      Uiomancant
      Nope. I just searched up things that happened on the fifth and decided to poke fun at everyone going crazy on "Certain" days. Even though most days should have something on them.
  • Oh cone on, mobile can swit c H to normal and back but you can't on a non-mobile device?
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    5:05AM
  • Cookiewoodstock changed his profile picture.
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    4:14AM
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    2:21AM
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      This is what happens when my main competitor is offline for the day.
  • >Wildfire in middle of Canada
    >Lives in northern us
    >Smoke from fire is visible from here and has visible effect on firework show
    ...
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    2:17AM
    • ShinyTrees
      ShinyTrees
      >using greentext on this site
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      >thinks meme arrows are cool
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      >goal of getting people to make comments about greentext is successful
    • ShinyTrees
      ShinyTrees
      Honestly using greentext like that in the OP is cringy to me.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      My plans to get the post bumped are WORKING
  • http://angarg12.github.io/TrueExponential/

    I found a cool incremental!

    Can someone tell me what this means? I can't figure it out.
    image
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    2:22AM
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    2:35AM
  • Cookiewoodstock


    (late) Daily Otter Number 7!
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    July 4
  • I found this just now.
    https://arms-to-renewables.org.uk
    I need some citations, but this probably seems like a good idea.
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    2:22AM
  • Happy (really late) 4th of July from Canada!
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    2:16AM
  • Next door ppl we're playing the only song (don't know the real name) I don't know the song that's now on
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    July 4
    • ShinyTrees
      ShinyTrees
      darude sandstorm
    • MasterSparky
      MasterSparky
      REACTIONS FOR ACTIVITY COMMENTS PLOX
    • 1234abcdcba4321
      1234abcdcba4321
      REACTIONS FOR ACTIVITY COMMENTS PLOX (to the above comment, not the one above that)
  • I'm going to get ready to go away for 3 days on the Sudbury trip.

    I won't have any way (and that's for 100% sure) to contact you guys there.
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    July 4
    • Anon9mous
      Anon9mous
      So...

      I have to lose my last contacts with you guys really soon.

      As in, in a few minutes.
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      Awwww... QmQ
    • 1234abcdcba4321
      1234abcdcba4321
      My cousins's going back to sudbury in 3 days.
  • Shylight
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      So...
      That means that I won't have access to my normal minecraft but to this joke instead?
    • Shylight
      Shylight
      You will. I just have no idea why they're making this.
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
    • Cookiewoodstock
      Cookiewoodstock
      So, wait, you can't play newer Minecrafts from 1.9 and beyond on Windows 7?
    • Shylight
      Shylight
      You can.
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      its not like theres a reason not to upgrade to windows 10
    • Gouchnox
      Gouchnox
      I could name a few...
    • ExplodingCamel
      ExplodingCamel
      please do so
  • MasterSparky
    • TFU_Satron
      TFU_Satron
      about time. i hate going outside to see my country.
  • So, today I did a presentation.

    We had to make models.

    I had a black hole as the topic.

    I literally didn't have a model, because we can't see black holes.

    And the teacher was fine with that.
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    1:00AM